"... hello." she squeaked silently.
Joseph immediately removed the scowl he's wearing as he was in the presence of an attractive woman.
'Shit, what's her name? Is she Weiss or Yang?! To hell with it!'
"Well hello there~ Weiss."
"Excuse me, I believe you are looking for- Joseph Joestar?!" the heiress exclaimed in disbelief. Blake and Ruby turned and their mouths involuntarily opened in shock as Ruby subconciously played the next episode.
"I didn't know I'm that popular around here..." Joseph mused until his scroll vibrated.
"Nevermind, tell them I had it covered -Coco"
They were all frozen.
"Well goddamnit, I walked all the way up here for nothing!" Joseph whined as usual.
He turned to face the frozen women still staring at him silently. "Anyways, I'm sorry for bothering you girls... You can stop staring at me now, it's creepy-"
Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice.
Kars: The spines of the mask can penetrate a human's brain. But to us, it's not enough.
"Wait, is that Kars?!" he lets himself in, gently pushing the shell shocked Yang aside and looked for the TV.
"It fucking is! What the fuck?!"
Kars revealed a small red gem and hoisted up near the fire. It shot out a beam that pierced through Esidisi's hand. "Oh it's Esidisi! What in the world..?" Joseph sat between the silent Blake and Ruby and continued to watch.
Blake was the first one to snap out of it "It's like the laser Dio and Straizo used!"
"Oh believe me, that was weak compared to this." Joseph muttered.
"Joseph Joestar... I can't believe you're real." Blake poked his muscular shoulder. "Of course I am! What the hell are you even watching?" he asked irritably.
Ruby was the next one to return to her senses "I KNEW IT! I SAW YOU THE OTHER DAY! I'm a big fan!"
"A big fan? Welp, I didn't know I was a celebrity around here." he shyly stated with a hint of pride in his tone. Joseph saw the cover of Battle Tendency and inspected it 'Caesar and me... What the hell. Are they... Watching my life?!'
Weiss was the third one to come back. She inspected Joseph carefully "Is your... Grandfather with you?"
"Yes." Joseph absentmindedly replied.
Esidisi: What is this?
Kars: The red stone of Aja, it refracts light billions of times, making it strong and powerful. But this little one isn't enough.
RWB focused on the screen whilst Joseph had an internal crisis.
Yang slowly crept back at the edge of the couch, silently. She can't help but feel shy.
Kars: We need a flawless stone. A Super Aja. One that can fit this mask.
Kars showed a mask with a gaping hole on it's forehead.
"But that would be impossible, right?" Ruby said. "Well, they are immortal. They have all the time in the world unless Joseph beats them." Weiss said. But as Joseph opened his mouth to say something, Blake suddenly shouted "DON'T SPOIL US, PLEASE!"
'That damn Ozpin! He better explain this one to me!' he angrily thought but before he could stand up. The intro started to play
"OwO what's this?" he asked as he got distracted.
"He has the star on his neck." Weiss whispered. "What do you think about the stone, Yang? Yang?" Ruby asked her sister. Yang emotionlessly shrugged.
"Oh! Oh!" Joseph bobbed his head as he enjoyed the music and watching himself pose on the TV. Now the silhouette of Lisa Lisa appeared and posed, as well as Caesar.
Then him again.
He was a bit uneasy when the naked Lisa Lisa was shown.
"You saw Jonathan Joestar on the library, right? Right?!"
"Yes, Weiss, sheesh. What gives?"
"Nothing, I just wanna... See him for myself." Weiss quietly replied, but much to her surprise, Yang did not tease her about it. The heiress glanced at her. Yang was quiet, staring straight ahead and her fingers were fidgeting. A small, cocky smirk appeared on the heiress' face. Payback time.
Then as the song neared it's chorus, it showed a brief second of Stroheim with his salute.
"Holy shit, Stroheim! Man, I miss him!" Joseph exclaimed.
RWBY gave him weird looks, so far Stroheim was antagonistic to him, but they did remember that the German sacrificed himself to give Joseph the chance to beat Santana.
The faunus was about to question him "Jo-"
"Shush! Let me finish the song!" he told her.
He glared at the screen as Wamuu, Esidisi and Kars showcased their power. It brings back memories. "This song is a banger!" Joseph started humming along as the Joseph and Caesar on the screen stared up to the Pillar Men.
Coda: Like a bloody storm, atsuku like a bloody stone!
Joseph was bobbing his head at the music, causing the team to smile. The chorus showcased the hero and the deuteragonist showing off their skills in martial arts.
Until the Zeppeli lets out a cry and a familiar red bubble floated across the screen.
"Caesar..!" he whispered so quietly that no one heard his shaky voice. A sweat dropped over his forehead as his eyes twitched. He saw himself tie the headband to his forehead before letting out a cry that synced with the singer.
Coda: Kizunaaaaa~!
"I-I gotta go. I- I'm sorry for budging in." they heard his voice crack. Joseph hastily stood up and looked at the door.
"Wait, what's-" but before Ruby can ask, Joseph used his secret technique to disappear through the door.
Coda: Nigirishimete...
"Going on..?" she finally finished, dumbfounded.
"... Is that a sign?" Weiss asked. "No- no... I hope not. No, he just- he probably..." Blake stuttered, trying to explain it.
They all gulped, they do not know who it is just yet but someone is going to die on the heroes' side.
The scene cuts back to the present time as Lisa Lisa was briefing the two heroes.
"Yang, you were awfully quiet aren't you?" Weiss said with a teasing tone. "I-I am? Nawww, you're- you're imagining things." Yang nervously denied.
Lisa Lisa revealed that the mask was invented by Kars, which surprised the two heroes.
"I suppose... He looks smarter than Esidisi." Blake said.
The mentor called on for her assistant, Suzi Q, to give her the stone, which was embedded and attached to look like a necklace.
"That's the Asia stone!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Wait, wasn't that the one on the intro?" Yang asked. "Oh, now you're making noise." Weiss teased. "S-Shut up..!" Yang lamely barked. "It even had that small cross in the center..." the faunus said.
Caesar: Coach... You have one?
Joseph: Oh ho! That oughta piss them off.
Lisa Lisa raised the stone, being aligned on the sun, it refracted the light that shot a beam to where Caesar and Joseph were standing, almost hitting them.
Joseph: HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!
Lisa Lisa: The pillar men wiped out the warriors of hamon, it was passed down from guardian to guardian, I am the current holder.
"Amazing... To think that William and Jonathan had no idea how vast the battle between the ripple and the undead are is mind boggling." Ruby said.
The sight of the stone triggered Caesar, as he was shown to be clenching his fists.
Joseph: Caesar... I know how you feel. That damn mask killed our grandfathers. And now we finally knew who invented it and caused misery to us and countless others... Smash it! Destroy the stone!
"I agree! If it's gone, they won't reach perfection!" Yang said. "Yeah! It's not unbreakable like a diamond, since Kars squashed one earlier." Blake added. "You weren't agreeing 10 minutes ago, Yang." Weiss teased.
"Ughhh! Quiet! I don't like the taste of my own medicine!" the blonde whined as the heiress giggled victoriously.
"Wait, wouldn't that make Esidisi and Wamuu not want to fight Joseph anymore?" Ruby asked. "Good point... But Wamuu will probably still though, due to his spirit and pride as a warrior." Blake replied.
"Oh, okay."
Lisa Lisa: I'm afraid I cannot.
Joseph: What? Why not? If you can't then give it to me I'll do it myself-
Lisa Lisa: There was a legend that says that they cannot be defeated without the stone, we can't risk it. If it turns out to be correct, humanity will fall.
"Damn, the stakes are high then." Yang whistled. "Then that means, they'll come after her while Joseph and Caesar is coming for them. Right?" Ruby asked. "Yes." WBY replied.
Lisa Lisa then said that their final exams are about to commence. "Ughh, I hope it's not one of those ridiculous breathing exercises." Weiss groaned.
The mentor said that Joseph has to fight Loggins and Caesar has to fight Messina.
"Well, that seems pretty tame compared to earlier." the heiress sighed in relief.
The scene cuts in to an early morning, the sun hasn't even risen yet, yet Caesar and Messina are about to fight. They were on top of two towers connected by a tightrope.
Messina: Are you ready?
Caesar: Yes sir!
Team RWBY observed as the two silently bowed respectfully and then screaming their head off to beat the shit out of eachother. "It kinda reminds me of when Tonpetty predicted William's fate." Blake muttered. "Oh, yes! It looks similar to that ain't it?" Yang smiled.
Meanwhile on the other side of the island, Joseph was on high alert. He knows Loggins was as mischievious as him, Messina called Caesar and will have a formal bout, while Loggins was hiding somewhere, waiting to get the jump on him.
"He certainly loves sleeveless shirts more than his grandfather JoJo." Ruby commented on his appearance. "I'm not complaining." Yang mumbled as she played with her hair.
Joseph was wearing a sleeveless shirt, gloves, pants, boots, a wool beanie and the air restricting mask.
"I'm guessing Joseph did not succeed the inhale for ten minutes challenge." Blake snarked. "Of course! Who can do that?! I doubt even Lisa Lisa or those two dolts can either." Weiss crossed her arms.
Joseph heard the sound of something dripping, he turned up to see what looks like to be a statue impaling Loggins with it's foot.
"OH MY- UGHH!" Weiss winced at the hideous sight. RBY cringed as well.
Joseph: W-What the..? Is that... Loggins?! Instructor Loggins! He's dead!
RWBY and Joseph gasped as the moonlight revealed the so called statue.
Joseph and RWBY: ESIDISI!
"How did he got there?!" the faunus asked. "He knows that Lisa Lisa has the stone!" the brawler exclaimed. "Are they gonna fight?" the heiress adds a question that will be answer soon enough. Ruby was just silent, maybe the person they were thinking that will die from the heroes' side was Loggins.
They weren't very attached to him emotionally as all his screentime was just him being a typical douchebag. But still, he died a horrible death and he didn't deserve it.
Esidisi glanced over the main part of the Air Supplena Island.
Esidisi: To think that the woman was just an island over there with the stone... Time to wrap this up.
"I KNEW IT, HE KNOWS!" Yang yelled out.
He flicked Loggins' worthless carcass and it landed close to Joseph like a sack of shit.
There wasa gaping hole on the corpse's chest, making RWBY wince as Joseph observed him.
Joseph: His lungs were pulled out. Lungs are vital for hamon users.
"Yes and for, you know, living?" Weiss snarked.
Joseph: Instructor Loggins. You yelled at me for three weeks. To be honest, I fucking hate you. I thought I can finally get my time to kick your ass. But, you're one of the reasons I'm much stronger now. Thank you. Don't guide me, watch me!
RWBY watched as Joseph solemnly bowed to pay his respects before glaring at his true final test, win Esidisi's nose ring.
"Oh boy, we got a fight in our hands!" Yang excitedly whispered as she pumped her arms up and down. "I wonder if you'd be that energetic if Mr. Joseph stayed a little longer." Weiss teased. "Shut up! It's not funny when you tease me." Yang huffed. "It's kinda cute when you're all shy , Yang." Ruby giggled. "Don't you dare be banding up against me." Yang playfully threatened.
Esidisi was nonchalantly walking through a pit of spikes which made the team cringe, while Joseph was slowly but surely walking towards Esidisi's path to block him, using hamon to avoid having his feet impaled.
Joseph: Esidisi, hey. I know it's six days early, but I'll take the antidote now. I can't sleep properly!
Esidisi: Hmm. I don't think you are ready, JoJo. Get out of my way. I don't have time to deal with you.
Joseph: Time? You have more time than me!
RWBY was getting hyped by the second.
Esidisi: That was sharp, you've gotten sharp. But a little fact about me, when someone is looking at me that way... They are asking to die.
The team felt a chill crawl up their spine. That was menacing as hell. Meanwhile it cuts to Joseph jumping around like an idiot, motioning Esidisi to come at him. Yang snickered at the sight.
Esidisi: I'll warn you one last time. Move aside! Touch me and you'll lose half your body!
Joseph: Oooooh! I don't think you can make me.
Esidisi waned his palm towards Joseph as an attack. The team expected him to dodge it but he simply blocked it with a finger infused with hamon.
R: He wasn't getting absorbed!
W: I didn't expect their training to pay off THAT well.
B: Show us what you can do now, Joseph.
Y: *whispers* That's my baby.
Esidisi was astonished that Joseph's hamon improved in such a short amount of time.
Joseph: Well? Aren't you gonna swat me aside? A little fact about me, I only move when their is dogshit on my way!
Ruby and Yang snickered while Weiss and Blake cringed.
Joseph: Although I might consider moving aside since you look like a dog's-
Esidisi was surprised once more as Joseph's index finger went through his palm. He counterattacked by closing his hand to grasp Joseph's hand to squeeze the hell out of it with his immense strength.
Esidisi: Your hamon was sort of impressive, I'll give you that. But I told you, you're not ready to face me! I've destroyed and devoured countless of your kind 2000 years ago!
Joseph screamed in pain as he felt Esidisi was slowly twisting his finger "OW! Ohh!" Yang winced as the rest just watched in disgust.
But he suddenly did a flip using Esidisi's hand as leverage, RWBY was awestruck as they saw a thin string clasp on to the Pillar Man's forearm.
Joseph: Oh you finally noticed? It's silk like thread covered in vegetable oil, conducts hamon pretty well. Your neck was my target but eh you're too far away!
"I'm guessing that was meant for Loggins." Weiss said full of awe. "His sleight of hand was superb..! I think he can pickpocket me and I myself grew up from Menagerie!" Blake stated.
Esidisi noticed that it was connected to Loggins' pinky. RWBY gasped in shock but they know it was neccessary.
Joseph: It's a little morbid for my taste but I think it'd be cool if my instructor gets the first blood on YOU!
The pillar man's forearm was severed as he groaned in surprise. "WOAH SHIT!" Yang exclaimed. "His hamon is totally stronger now!" Ruby cheered. "U-Ugh..." Weiss and Blake did not like the violence however.
"He finally mastered hamon, I gotta hand it to Joseph for being creative." Yang winked at her team. They groaned at her shitty pun.
"And you still haven't mastered delivering jokes." Blake snarked.
The severed forearm landed near Joseph as he flicked his string away.
Joseph: 2,500 years ago, a man in China wrote a book called The Art of War. He said "Victory decided before the battle is fought."
"That's interesting." Weiss nodded. "Do you think our world has someting similar?" Blake asked, totally interested, maybe she'll drop by in the library to read later on.
...
"I think this enough." Jotaro tugged his cap as his stand carried the new books to the new shelf. A bunch of girls were giggling at him.
"Look, it's him! He's so cute!"
"Ahhh! Hot!"
"Is he a supermodel? He is as hot as the new librarian!"
A vein popped in his forehead "YAKAMASHI! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE IN A LIBRARY?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
They all squealed "Okay~!"
"Tch." he tugged his cap as his stand does all of the work. His ancestor passed by "Oi, Jonathan. You aren't doing your job right."
"What do you mean? I think I'm doing a pretty good job." Jonathan shifted his foot. "I meant you need to discipline those kids, be more authoritive." Jotaro huffed. "I... Don't think I can replicate what you just did." the gentleman said.
"Yare yare... Give it a try next time."
...
Joseph: It means laying a trap when the enemy is unaware! I used to skip school alot, hell, I even dropped out and got homeschooled... But Granny Erina made sure I know history! You may have lived for a long time, but you don't have the wits to challenge me!
"Badass!" Yang hollered.
Joseph laughed and hamon kicked the forearm, melting it to dust. "Heh. Roasted." Ruby giggled.
Esidisi: Why you..!
Joseph: You mad bro? I'm even more pissed! Because of your stupid ring, I haven't slept well in ages!
But then, they will witness psychological warfare from Esidisi.
Esidisi: Eeuuughhh, I can't take it...
RWBY: W-Wha-
Esidisi: HEEEEEAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
Joseph and RWBY were gobsmacked as the ancient being started crying his ass out.
Esidisi: AYAYAYAYAYIEEEEEE!
"This is... This is disturbing." Yang deadpanned. "Is he... Trying to sing the Pillar Man theme?" Weiss asked. "I'm scared." Ruby whimpered. "I knew there was something unsettling about him..." Blake mumbled.
Joseph: He's crying! I was pretty sure he'd be pissed off b-but... This Esidisi is full of surprises...
Esidisi: MY POOR AHAHAHAHARM!
"I mean- JoJo's was originally horror, right? So it's normal to feel terrified." Yang reasoned. Weiss nodded in agreement.
Joseph slowly sneaks in, lamenting how Esidisi is a creepy bastard, about to finish him off.
But then the crying suddenly and instantly stopped. It was dead silence.
Guys uhh, bad news. You see, I was using Standuser's story from spacebattle dot com (the story that inspired me to write this in the first place) as a transcript to help me write the episodes, like a blueprint, because I barely have time to watch and write a transcript for my story but I still want to continue this for you guys.
But the thing is, standuser only finished it until the episode where Stroheim was about to reveal his survival. So umm if any of you would be kind enough to help me with the transcript for the episodes in the future then I would surely appreciate it, so so much. But that is only if you want to.