Author's Note: All right folks this marks the first songfic to involve the MK 2.0 Au. In other words the Mystery Kids 2.0, of course you may or may not consider this an au and more of a future story.

This is set in the future where Steven, Connie, Dipper, and Mabel are all grown up and have children of their own who like their parents have joined together to be in all sorts of adventures and mysteries much like their parents did.

The songfic is set around Tyrone the son of Mabel who is lost in the woods thanks to his imaginary friend…his triangle imaginary friend.

This song comes from the live action human adaptation of The Wind in the willows.

Secret of Survival in a Very Nasty World.

"I don't know if I should be talking to you," Tyrone said trembling at the sight of the strange creature before him.

"Oh come on you can trust me, I'm your imaginary friend remember?" Bill said with a cherry mood.

Tyrone whimpered, "Well Mom, Uncle Dipper, and everyone told me that Triangles are-"

"Oh they are just being shapists that's all," Bill said rolling his eye.

"Besides you need me, Puppy dog," Then Bill suddenly appeared beside Tyrone, spooking the poor boy.

"Wh-what do you mean?" Tyrone shuttered while Bill moved in front of him as he twirled his cane.

"Look kid, take it from me this world is a nasty piece of work and your mom, her friends and your friends are not always going to be around to protect you, catch my drift?"

Bill snapped his fingers and images of all Tyrone's friends and loved ones appeared before him causing Tyrone to jump back in surprise as Bill stood between him and them.

Bill: First you see them…then you don't!

Suddenly Bill and the rest disappeared leaving Tyrone alone in the woods just as it seems to be getting dark.

Bill: Now you hear me…now you wont.

Tyrone was about to yell for help when Bill appeared beside him leaning on his cane.

Bill: It's my secret of survival in a very nasty world.

Tyrone looked at Bill oddly as the dream demon pinched his cheek.

Bill: First you feel me…now you can't!

Then Bill vanished from his side and appeared in front of him again.

Bill: Are we real?...Perhaps we Aren't?

Bill snapped his fingers making a double Tyrone who shared his mad grin but then they both poof away before Tyrone could speak and then suddenly more Bills appear.

The Bills: It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world.

It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world.

Bill and the 10 duplicates started dancing in front of the confused boy causing the boy to raise a hand.

"Um, is it really such a nasty world?"

Then Bill zoomed in, trading his yellow color for red and black causing the boy to scream in fright.

"Oh yes a very nasty world."

Then the duplicates appeared behind him causing the boy to scream again.

The Bills: Nastier than you could ever dream of!

Bill then pointed up showing flying monsters and pointed to the ground showing large spiked worms tunneling.

Bill: From up above…and from beneath.

Tyrone was about to run in fright but then multiple images of scary items appeared right in front of him.

Bill: Eyes and jaws…claws and teeth!

The Bills: Ready to attack you, you're a snack you better run!

Bill: Pretty different without your friends to give lots of fun!

Then the bills laughing at each other, Tyrone wanted to leave but when he turned to his right there where more Bills and when he turned left there where more Bills.

The Bills: Every creature for survival has to lookout for itself.

Got no mommies here or daddies here to look out for your health!

Bill showed two bubbles, one showing Tyrone's Mom and the other showing a tombstone with his dad's name on it causing the boy to whimper but Bill popped them and grabbed Tyrone's hand and started to spin him around.

Bill: You're in the wild wood! And every child could tell you that you got no business to be here!

Bill spun Tyrone so fast that when he let go the boy was hurled up in the sky but was caught by the other Bills and they planted him on the ground on his butt as the boy watched the other Bills just circling him in an endless circle of Bills

The Bills: First you see us…then you don't.

Now you here us…now you wont

It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world.

Now you feels…now you can't.

Our we real?...perhaps we aren't?

It's our secret of survival, It's our secret of survival, It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world!

"STOP!" Tyrone shouted, his eyes shut, with what little courage he opened his eyes and saw only one Bill, straightening his tie and adjusting his hat.

"Well, puppy dog…are you sure you don't need me?" Bill asked holding out his hand to the boy.

The End.

Author's Note: Well lets hope Tyrone does not end up like his uncle when he got involved with Bill, also more information on the MK 2.0 AUs check Minijen's tumbler page or deviantarts.