Author's Note: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! We have reached the end of my bad guy song month and the finish it off, this songfic will be set in the Reverse/Diamond AU nearing the start of that worlds version of Weirdmageddon and sung by that version of Ford.

The song is a deleted song from Disney's Aladdin.

Why Me?

"Ow! Hey! Stop that!" cried Will from his prison within the ball on Ford's cane.

"At long last I have what I want!" Ford shouted as he held in his other hand the device containing the rift.

"And I could not have done it without you my two precious apprentices," Ford smiled at his Niece and Nephew.

"Yeah, whatever," Dipper frowned at this event while his sister was smiling.

"Well I don't know about my brother here," Mabel started, " But I feel that this has been a long time coming."

"Oh children if only you've known," Ford said, adjusting his hat. "It has been a life time coming.

Ford: In my formative and hungry years, I was unappreciated by my peers…as their hurtful comments flew I would ponder-wouldn't you?

Why me? Why Me?!

"Aw, poor Grunkel," Cooed Mabel while Dipper rolled his eyes and Ford walking up the stairs from his secret bunker as he twirled his cane around and causing poor Will to feel sick.

Ford: For a many of my charisma and mystique, I have taken far too long to reach my peak.

Why was my status never quo?

Why did no one want to know?

Poor me! Why Me?!

"Why was I so unable to fulfill my true potential?

"Maybe cause you're nuts?" Will said causing Ford to shake the orb while Dipper and Mabel followed their Grunkel out of the bunker and into the woods.

Ford: Kept down by those I knew were smaller fry…inconsequential!

But all is changed, Time for strange!

"Now my family the time has come to show this world the true meaning of fear and chaos!" Ford shouted. "COME!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU"VE LOST THE RIFT?!" Connie shouted as she shook Gideon.

"IIIIII AMMMMM SSSSSOOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYY!" Gideon cried.

Thankfully Pacifica broke them apart before Connie could do anything worse to Gideon.

"Ok, ok lets all take a deep breath now," Pacifica took a deep breath and Gideon followed soon, Connie grumbled but followed the rest then all three breathed out.

"Ok," Pacifica started, "Now lets keep our heads now, and we all know things can't get any worse."

Connie slapped herself and Gideon sighed, "Pacifica," He started, " What did we talk about saying that?"

Pacifica smiled, "Oh that happened one time, it's not going to happen a-"

Then all at once The Crystal Gems, Amethyst and Sardonyx where launched from the forest and onto the ground, the kids all ran to the gems at the edge of town just as the large fusion defused back into Garnet and Pearl.

"Guys are you alright?" Connie cried.

"Connie," Garnet said feeling sore, "Get the others and run their-"

"Found them my Diamond!"

The kids stood back as Peridot came in and bowed before Steven Diamond being held by the fusion Malachite.

Connie stood in front of her friends while holding her sword and glared at the boy tyrant and he returned the glare as the fusion laid their giant hand down for their Diamond to walk off.

"Well human," Steven said with disdain, "It is time to end this I think."

"I couldn't agree more," Connie tightened her grip and was about to charge when suddenly a huge puff of smoke appeared in-between them and when the smoke cleared there stood Ford and the Pine Twins.

"Huh?" Connie said shocked.

"Will?" Gideon said seeing his dream demon friend in Ford's cane.

"High Dippy!" Pacifica waved at her crush but Dipper refused to look at her, that would not have bothered her before but for some reason Pacifica felt a sense of dread in the air, even more so then ever.

"What is the meaning of this, Ford?" Steven growled, "You've better have a good reason for standing in my way."

"You better believe you, sorry excuse for a dictator!" Ford shouted waving his cane high and his amulets glowed bright along with the cane.

Ford: I am power, I am clout personified!

With demon powers and sheer malice on my side!

It's a combination which works me up to a favor pitch.

Will he…..and ME!

Ford raised a palm at Steven and his gems and used an unseen force to push them back hard.

"Will what's going on!" Gideon shouted.

"Kids run! Get to the shack hurry!" Will cried but then Will was then shocked from his prison as Ford kept his eyes on Steven Diamond.

"Now boy!" Ford pointed his cane at the half gem, "Bow to me!"

"I am a Diamond," Steven glared, "I BOW TO NO ONE!"

Steven fired his lightning at Ford but to his shock the lighting went straight to the cane, absorbing it.

"Why must some do things the hard way?" Ford said just as Malachite stood up and ready to squash him.

Ford: When your new master here says 'Bow'…you bow!

Ford fired his cane at the homeworld Gems and they instantly started to bow before him and so to did Steven.

"Sorry sweet heart!" Mabel said, "Don't be mad."

Ford: You forget who wears the pants around here now?

A man who knows just what to do, and who to do it to!

Who's he? M-E!

Ford then walked up the Steven and as he did Connie noticed that Ford had in his pocket the rift.

Ford: And as for you, you little twerp, from now on no more control time!

It's time you understand just right now, who's ruling who time!

So listen clear, and live in fear!

"You will regret this day!" shouted Steven feeling anger and humiliation over having to bow to a human.

"All I will be doing more the regretting," Ford eyed the others behind him and raised his cane up again and the orb glowed blue as Will's screams echoed from it and suddenly all the homeworld gems , the crystal gems and Steven's gems where all covered by a blue aura and they all started slowly levitating upwards.

"What are you doing?!" Steven shouted then he glanced at Dipper and Mabel, "What about our deal?!"

"Oh, don't worry sweetie," Mabel swooned, "Grunkel Ford isn't going to kill you… I think."

Ford: Though I hate to break a partnership.

YOU'RE GOING ON A ONE-WAY TRIP… to a corner of the woods…not a million miles from here.

But two!

Too-loo!

"GUYS!" Connie shouted as all gems where flung to far off into the woods, she tried to follow them but Pacifica and Gideon grabbed her as Dipper looked at them.

"Well what are you waiting for?" Dipper whispered, "Run!"

Pacifica nodded and with Gideon together they dragged Connie away from the scene while Ford held the rift in his hand as the wind started to blow like a hurricane was coming.

Ford: Who's the titan!? Who's the champ?!

Who's the master not a tramp?!

Who's the one who'll take up pages in who's who?!

"Do it now GRUNKEL!" Mabel cheered.

Ford: Who?!

Ford then slammed the rift to the ground, instantly shattering it.

Ford:…WHY MEEE!

Then a large tear opened up in the sky and multiple eyes where shown through the portal.

Ford laughed out loud as the chaos to come…was just the beginning.

The End.

Also Happy Halloween!

Author's Note: Truth be told I wanted to do this songfic for sometime but I never seem to get around to it but now I have. HOORAY!