Author's Note: Here we go again! This songfic is once again not a recommendation but I still like you guys to make shout outs. This is set in the MK 2.0 line of the UF continuity.
Now to those who don't know this, this is a creation of Minijenn that set in the future on the Main UF story where our heroes have all grown up and have kids of their own and those kids like their parents, the kids have formed their own group. The Mystery Kids 2.0 as the name goes.
Now this is focusing on two of those kids, who are in my opinion the Tommy and Chuckie of MK 2.0 gang, Rebecca, the youngest child of the three children of Steven and Connie, and Tyrone the son of Mabel Pines.
More info on them and the rest of MK 2.0 can be found on MiniJenn's tumbler or Deviantart page.
The song is from the 2011 Winnie the Pooh, (The last 2d animated Disney film…rats.)
It's Gonna Be Great.
"I BROUGHT IT, TY!"
Tyrone looked from his book his uncle gave him and saw Rebecca dragging a chest into their secret hang out in the forest, which is a small spot somewhere between the town and the Enchanted Forest.
"Oh, brought what?" Tyrone asked softly, he knew Rebecca was going to find something that could help them be more important in the Mystery Kids, but she failed to mention what she was brining.
"The means to make us stronger!" Rebecca smiled as she opened the chest and upon looking inside Tyrone's eyes widen.
Within the chest, is an assortment of swords, helmets, axes, armor, and maces…all of them looking extra sharp.
Rebecca's smile stayed while Tyrone rubbed his fingers nervously.
"Umm, where did you get all this?" Tyrone asked.
"Bismuth," Rebecca answered.
"She gave them to you?"
"Not exactly."
"You stole them!" Tyrone said in shock.
"No," Rebecca crossed her arms, "I borrowed them…I'm going to take them back when we're done with them."
Tyrone's face turned pale, "We?"
"Yeah!" Rebecca slapped Tyrone's back playfully, "With all of this will be ready for any dangerous, man-eating, thing!"
Tyrone gulped, "Why don't we ask Pearl to train us instead like with my Cousins and your brother and sister?"
Rebecca pouted, "I tried but she said we," she pointed to herself and him, "Are to young can you believe that?"
"I mean all of our parents fought a lot of bad guys when they were our age, right?"
Tyrone thought for a second, "Weren't they were a bit older then us then we are now?"
Rebecca looked at him for a moment, "Yeah what's your point?"
"Look, Ty, lets face it," Rebecca started, "We are adorable kids right?"
Tyrone blushed in embarrassment of all the times his mom or anyone else called him adorable.
"And that is the problem," Rebecca continued, "Unless we get tough and strong, no one is going to take us seriously."
Rebecca ran to the chest and pulled out a multiple spiked helmet and put it on her head.
"So lets get started on getting tough!" Tyrone was about to object but he knew once Rebecca set her mind on something she was not going to stop, so he just stood there as she continued to look through the chest.
Rebecca: Gonna fix us up, by the time we're through, I'll be stronger now and you'll be stronger two.
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. Its gonna be great!
Tyrone watch as Rebecca pull out a different kind of weapon at a time and practiced swinging it, and each weapon she pulled out cause Tyrone to grow more and more paler by the sight of it.
Rebecca: Gonna be just us, hunting in the woods, gonna show everyone that we got the goods.
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. Its gonna be great!
Rebecca then pulled out some armor and ran towards Tyrone and checked if they would fit him and went to get him another armor.
Tyrone: Well, I'm not sure.
Rebecca: Oh, stop that look of scared and timid, all you need is the look that shows you're not a chicken.
Rebecca then put a full-body armor on Tyrone, much to his dislike.
Tyrone: Wait-
Rebecca: Why wait? Don't you see it's gonna be great!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. Its gonna be great!
Rebecca then had Tyrone put a spiked helmet on and had him hold a battle-axe.
"There! Now you scream deadly warrior and not cute widdle boy," Rebecca smiled at her handy work.
Tyrone waddled to his friend," I can hardly more, Rebecca," he groaned.
"Oh don't worry about it," Rebecca said as she put mud on her cheeks to symbolize war paint and pulled out a spear.
"Now come on we got some training to do, follow me!" Rebecca ran ahead while Tyrone had little choice but to follow…or tried to due to the weight of the armor.
"Wait for me!" He cried as he followed.
Rebecca: When we learn to fight we should take it slow, so we wont be beaten by our foe.
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. Its gonna be great!
Rebecca ran wildly through the woods and then came upon a muddy hill and decided to slide, while Tyrone on the other hand by the time he reached the hill, his armor and helmet spikes all had twigs and leaves over them and as Tyrone was about to find another way to reach his friend, the weight of the armor caused him to fall and slide down the hill.
Rebecca: If the foe tries to hit and make you fall, don't give them a chance to do it at all.
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. Its gonna be great!
Rebecca saw Tyrone sliding down on his back, so she jumped up backwards and landed on his chest and used her spear to steer him from any trees or large rocks, sadly Tyrone could still feel small rocks from his back as they slide.
Rebecca: A perfect strike will make you feel alive, just go from a squat into a headlong dive!
Rebecca soon spotted a boulder and a crazy/fun idea came into her head. She brought her spear up and using the flat end, she hit the rock and had themselves catapulted into the air but not before hitting a couple of branches, which Tyrone got hit with the most.
Tyrone: Ow, ow, ow!
Rebecca: You're getting it now!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. Its gonna be great!
Thankfully they landed in small lake in the forest and Rebecca pulled the still armored and sore Tyrone by the arms.
"Isn't it great, Ty?" Rebecca started as she helped her friend up, "Us training together? Everyone all ways say I'm to young for that."
"But with you here, I can truly be my self around you," Tyrone smiled at Rebecca's words. To be honest, she was the only one who did not treat him like a baby, like his cousins still do.
"Now, are you ready?"
Tyrone's eyes widened, he knew hearing Rebecca say those words in that sly tone of voice, usually means something bad for him.
"For what?" he gulped.
Then Rebecca pulled out some tape, gathered some twigs, her spiky helmet and put mud on herself until finally she looked like a swamp monster.
Rebecca: I'll…be…a…monster you be the fighter, gonna see which of us is mightier.
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. Its gonna be great!
Rebecca grinned evil-like and Tyrone gave a huge gulp.
Rebecca grabbed some mud and made a mud ball and tossed them at Tyrone, he quickly tried to dodge despite the weight of his armor and he managed to move a little, and it caused him to knock the mud ball back at Rebecca who quickly dodged it herself.
Rebecca: You're gonna give me your best attack, but don't just think that I won't fight back.
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. Its gonna be great!
Then Tyrone screamed as he saw her lunging at him like a wild jungle cat and they started to wrestle…with Rebecca winning each time.
Rebecca: Strike me down! Give me all you got!
Bounce me, trounce me, flounce me, pounce me!
And with a remarkable strength for a little girl, Rebecca spun Tyrone around and made him into a silver twister.
Rebecca: Do it, do it, do it!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. Its gonna be…
"YIKES!" she screamed as Tyrone spun his way back towards her and they once again landed in the lake. Then Rebecca surfaced while holding onto Tyrone by his side and out of his armor.
Rebecca: Great!
"That was awesome!" Rebecca cheered, "Want to do it again, Ty?"
Tyrone did not answer her. Concerned Rebecca pulled him out of the lake and put on the ground.
"You okay buddy?" she asked, "Tyrone?"
Tyrone sat up and with a goofy look said, "Great Grunkle Stan, you ran another stop sign."
Rebecca chuckled, "Maybe tomorrow."
The End.
Author's Notes: Another one bites the dust. Now since February is nearly upon us, I will now be working on love songs, anyone got any ideas on love songs that I haven't done yet, please send them my way.