Jotaro returned and saw everyone sitting their as episode 1 ends.
"So let me get this straight. Are the Grimms undead?" Dio asked. "Don't you even think about it, Dio." Jonathan warned. "Don't get any ideas, JoJo. It just piqued my curiosity, that's all." the vampire replied with a smirk.
"Lying bastard. Move." Jotaro sat next to Josuke on the edge of the long couch. "You smell like smoke." Josuke whispered. "Because I did smoke outside."
"Hey come on, let's get to episode 2." Joseph demanded, annoyed that he had to watch an episode twice in a row.
"Allow me. Gold Experience!" the gold stand emerged and got shit started.
The episode starts with a view of the ship full of students and docking at the entrance of the school. As soon as one lands, Jaune Arc emerges and goes over to the nearest trash can, hunching over it as he loses his lunch.
Dio: Tch. Filthy oaf, had no restraints whatsoever.
Josuke: Hey, it's hard to deal with motion sickness, have some sympathy.
Dio: What is this sympathy you speak of?
Jotaro: You're wasting your breath, Josuke.
Ruby and Yang, alongside several other students, walk out of the ship and head down the paved path to the front of the school.
Ruby and Yang: (as they take in the entirety of Beacon Academy) "Wow..."
Jonathan: Wow. I think it's even bigger than your castle in Windknight's!
Dio: Hmph.
Yang: "The view from Vale's got nothing on this!"
Joseph: Big deal, this had nothing on Air Supplena Island.
Ruby: (getting so excited she becomes a 2-D, starry-eyed, floating chibi) "Ohmygosh, sis! That kid's got a collapsible staff! And she's got a fire sword!"
Josuke and Giorno: E-Eh?
Dio: So she has the ability to shapeshift too?
Jotaro: Fucking lame.
Ruby: (she tries getting closer, but Yang pulls her sister by the hood back into realistic proportions) "Ow! Ooww!"
Jonathan: Oh! She's back to normal.
Jotaro: Tch. Kids.
Joseph: Hey don't bullshit me, you're not an adult either, Jotaro.
Yang: "Easy there, little sister. They're just weapons!"
Ruby: "'Just weapons'? They're an extension of ourselves! They're a part of us! Oh, they're so cool!"
Yang: "Well, why can't you swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?"
Ruby: (transforming her weapon into its scythe form) "Of course I'm happy with Crescent Rose! I just really like seeing new ones. It's like meeting new people, but better..."
Josuke: Oh so they name their weapons. Makes sense, rather than just calling it sniper scythe or something.
Giorno: Is this show going to contain stands?
Jonathan: I don't think so. I really do want to try one out myself.
Dio: I second that.
Jotaro: We'd rather not have you get yours, Dio.
Dio: Hmph. Why? Afraid that I may surpass yours in terms of power? Don't be surprised, you're a mere human.
Yang: (playfully pushing her sister's hood down over her face) "Ruby, come on, why don't you go try and make some friends of your own?"
Ruby: (taking off her hood) "But... why would I need friends if I have you?"
Yang: "Well..." (in a flash, a group of other students surround Yang and they all dash down the road) "Actually, my friends are here. Gotta go catch up. 'Kay, see ya, bye!"
Giorno: Why are they all..?
Josuke: Black?
Jotaro: Racist.
Josuke: I-I didn't mean it to sound that way! I-It's just... They are like shadows!
Ruby: (spinning and dizzy-eyed from Yang's sudden leaving) "Wait, where are you going?! Are we supposed to go to our dorms? Where are our dorms? Do we have dorms?" (stopping for a moment, still reeling) "I don't know what I'm doing..."
Jonathan: Aww, poor little thing.
Ruby falls backwards into a luggage cart, sending cases flying. Someone is standing over her.
Weiss: "What are you doing?!"
Joseph: Oh! I'm guessing this is the White girl!
Jonathan: They all look Caucasian, Joseph.
Joseph: N-No! I meant the W chick!
Ruby: (getting up on her hands) "Uh, sorry!"
Weiss: "Sorry?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?"
Jotaro: Tch. Can't she keep it down?
Ruby: (holding a case) "Uuhhh..."
Weiss: "Give me that!" (she snatches the luggage from Ruby and opens it to reveal its twinkling-sounding contents) "This is Dust - mined and purified from the Schnee quarry!"
Josuke: Relax, Jotaro-san.
Ruby: "Uuuhhhh..."
Weiss: "What are you, brain-dead?" (holding out a vial of red Dust and shutting the case) "Dust! Fire, water, lightning, energy!"
Giorno: What's wrong with Red?
Ruby: "I... I know..." (starts coughing from the Dust pouring into her face)
Josuke: Oh that doesn't look good.
Weiss: "Are you even listening to me? Is any of this sinking in? What do you have to say for yourself?!"
Dio: Hmph. I see. These women are going to be color coded, like jellybeans.
Ruby, who had been receiving more and more Dust to her face, finally sneezes, which erupts into a full-blown explosion of flame, snowflakes, and electricity right onto Weiss.
Jonathan: Oh my!
Joseph: GOOOOOOOD!
Jotaro: Am I supposed to be laughing?
Josuke: I still don't get how those things work.
The bottle she had been holding flies over the courtyard and at the feet of Blake Belladonna, who picks it up and notices the Schnee Dust Company logo on the side as she reads from a book and looks over at the scene.
Joseph: Hey! I'm guessing this is the Black girl!
Jotaro: ...
Joseph: Will you cut it the hell out with the racist thing?!
Weiss: (now covered in soot, though it quickly disappears) "Unbelievable! This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about!"
Dio: Hah. Reminds me of JoJo whenever he messes up attempting to bake.
Jonathan: Quiet, you!
Ruby: (apologetic and embarrassed) "I'm really, really sorry!"
Weiss: "Ugh, you complete dolt! What are you even doing here? Aren't you a little young to be attending Beacon?"
Josuke: Hey, how can she tell? They look just about the same age!
Ruby: "Well, I-I..."
Weiss: "This isn't your ordinary combat school. It's not just sparring and practice, you know! We're here to fight monsters, so... watch where you're going!"
Ruby: (finally fed up) "Hey, I said I was sorry, princess!"
Jotaro: Yes. About time. Shut her up.
Blake: (off screen, entering the conversation) "It's heiress, actually." (Ruby and Weiss look over as Blake approaches with the bottle)
Joseph: Ooooh, this one's hot. Wouldn't mind asking her out.
Dio: Is this why you men want to watch this show? To pine on some underage women? And you call me despicable.
Jonathan: Hey! Pocco's sister was 17 and you tried to make her your empress!
Dio: WRYYYYYY! She is just months away from age of consent!
Blake: "Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, one of the largest producers of energy propellant in the world."
Weiss: (smiling smugly) "Finally! Some recognition!"
Josuke: I'm guessing Black would be the serious one of the team?
Joseph: Yeah, like our little Jotaro over here.
Jotaro: Shut up.
Blake: "The same company infamous for its controversial labor forces and questionable business partners."
Weiss: (getting angry again as Ruby chuckles) "Wha- How dare- The nerve of... Ugh!" (gets up in Blake's face and takes the bottle from her, walking off in a huff as her helpers gather the luggage and follow)
Jotaro: Well, I'd say Black did a good job shutting her up. I guess she's the most bearable.
Ruby: (to the storming Weiss, still sorry) "I promise I'll make this up to you!" (sighs) "I guess I'm not the only one having a rough first day... So, what's..." (sees Blake walking off as well, then collapses to the ground on her back) "Welcome to Beacon..." (she remains this way until a shadow comes over her)
Joseph: Ooooh, I see what you're in to Jotaro! Birds of a feather-
Jotaro: Good grief.
Jaune: (holding out his hand) "Hey... I'm Jaune."
Dio: Let me guess, this one is going to be the male lead. I've been in enough theaters to know where this story is going.
Ruby: (taking his hand) "Ruby." (stands up) "Aren't you the guy that threw up on the ship?"
Joseph: Giorno, you're awfully quiet aren't you?
Giorno: ... Now I see why Mr. Jotaro acts that way.
Beacon inside the walls are filled with scenic trees, arching architecture, and a winding road alongside a river, down which Ruby and Jaune are walking.
Jaune: "All I'm saying is that motion sickness is a much more common problem than people let on!"
Josuke: See?! I told you!
Dio: ... Are you speaking to me?
Ruby: (laughing) "Look, I'm sorry! Vomit Boy was the first thing that came to mind."
Jaune: "Oh, yeah? What if I called you Crater Face?"
Ruby: "Hey, that explosion was an accident!"
Jaune: "Well, the name's Jaune Arc! Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue - ladies love it!"
Jonathan: It sounds awfully similar to Joan of Arc.
Jotaro: I thought I was the only one who caught on.
Ruby: (skeptic) "Do they?"
Jaune: "They will! Well, I-I hope they will. My mom always says that... Never mind."
Ruby: (giggles before a short, awkward silence falls) "So... I got this thing!" (she pulls out Crescent Rose and stabs it into the ground)
Josuke: Whoa! Way to go and flex that thing!
Joseph: How did she managed to- you know what, I'm not even going to ask.
Jaune: "Whoa! Is that a scythe?"
Ruby: "It's also a customizable high-impact sniper rifle!"
Jotaro: I want one.
Josuke: What was that?
Jotaro: Nothing.
Joseph: It's a high impact rifle scythe, kid! Weren't you listening?
Jaune: "A-wha...?"
Ruby: (cocks it, smiling) "It's also a gun."
Jaune: "Oh. That's cool!"
Ruby: "So what've you got?"
Jaune: "Oh! I, uh..." (unsheathes a blade) "I got this sword!"
Dio: Well, I knew it'd be disappointing.
Jonathan: Dio! That's rude.
Ruby: "Ooooohh!"
Jaune: "Yeah, and I've got a shield, too!" (he gets his scabbard, raises his arm and expands the metal into his defense)
Ruby: (touching the shield) "So, what do they do?"
Jaune: (fumbling with the shield as it retracts off his arm, expands, and retracts again before putting it back in place and finally shrinking it down for good, placing it on his belt) "The shield gets smaller, so when I get tired of carrying it, I can just... put it away..."
Josuke: Yeah... I'm with Mr. Dio on this one.
Ruby: "But... wouldn't it weigh the same?"
Jaune: (dejectedly) "Yeah, it does..."
Ruby: (giggling) "Well, I'm kind of a dork when it comes to weapons, sooo... I guess I did go a little overboard when designing it."
Jaune: "Wait - you made that?!"
Giorno: She made that?
Ruby: "Of course! All students at Signal forge their own weapons! Didn't you make yours?"
Giorno: Huh. Impressive... Joseph, stop smiling.
Jaune: "It's a hand-me-down. My great-great-grandfather used it to fight in the war."
Ruby: "Sounds more like a family heirloom to me!" (laughs) "Well, I like it! Not many people have an appreciation for the classics these days."
Jaune: (sheathing his sword) "Yeah, the classics..."
Ruby: (moving on again) "So why'd you help me out back there? In the courtyard?"
Jaune: (walking alongside her) "Eh, why not? My mom always says, 'Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet.'"
Josuke: See?! I told you, it's not bad to hang out with other people sometimes.
Jotaro: What can I say, I'm an introvirgin.
Joseph: PFFT! HAHAHAHA!
Josuke: U-Uhhh... I think you mean introvert.
Jotaro: Whatever.
Ruby: "Hmm." (looks around) "Hey, where are we going?"
Jaune: "Oh, I don't know! I was following you." (as the scene fades to black) "Y-You think there might be a directory? Maybe a food court? Some kind of recognizable landmark? Is, uh... Is that a 'no'?"
Ruby: (laughing) "That's a 'no'."
The scene switched on an aerial view of Ruby and Jaune entering Beacon Academy's giant auditorium, filled to the brim with people. Ruby looks over when she hears Yang's voice.
Giorno: I guess the only way you can tell that they are the main character is if they stand out among shadow people.
Yang: (waving) Ruby! Over here! I saved you a spot!
Joseph: Oh, save me a spot too~
Ruby: (to Jaune) Oh! Hey, I-I gotta go! I'll see you after the ceremony! (leaves)
Jaune: Hey, wait! (sighs) Ah, great. Where am I supposed to find another nice, quirky girl to talk to?! (he moves on to reveal Pyrrha standing behind him among shadow people, hand on her hips as she watches him walk away.)
Giorno: See what I mean?
Yang: (once Ruby joins her, arms crossed) How's your first day going, little sister?
Dio: How are they related again? That smaller woman looks nothing like Yellow.
Jonathan: Maybe they are just like the two of us.
Ruby: You mean since you ditched me and I exploded?
Josuke: Yeah. It's a hell of a first day.
Yang: Yikes! Meltdown already?
Ruby: No, I literally exploded a hole in front of the school! And there was some fire, and I think some ice...?
Yang: (smiling broadly) Are you being sarcastic?
Ruby: (scoffs as the camera pans around to reveal Weiss right next to her) I wish!
Jotaro: For fuck's sake, it's her again.
Ruby: I tripped over some crabby girl's luggage, and then she yelled at me, and then I sneezed, and then I exploded, and then she yelled at me again, and I felt really, really bad, and I just wanted her to stop yelling at me!
Weiss: You!
Ruby: (quickly jumping into her sister's arms) Oh, God, it's happening again!
Jotaro: You said it.
Weiss: You're lucky we weren't blown off the side of the cliff!
Joseph: Color coded girls with guns. I dig it.
Josuke: It kinda reminds me of freaking Power Rangers.
Giorno: Haha! You watched that too?
Josuke: Of course, I love that show- did you just laughed?
Giorno: It's called a modest chuckle.
Joseph: Kinda weird seeing you chuckle modestly.
Yang: (deadpan) Oh my God, you really exploded.
Ruby: It was an accident. (getting down; to Weiss) It was an accident! (Weiss holds up a pamphlet titled "DUST for dummies and other Inadequate Individuals" to Ruby) What's this?
Dio: Hmm.. I know five people that counts as mentally inadequate individuals.
Weiss: (listing off policies to a clueless and horrified Ruby, going faster and higher pitched with each word) The Schnee Dust Company is not responsible for any injuries or damages sustained while operating a Schnee Dust Company product. Although not mandatory, the Schnee Family highly encourages their customers to read and familiarize themselves with this easy to follow guide to Dust applications and practices in the field.
Jotaro: I wish she can hear me, I would have told her to shut the hell up.
Jonathan: Jotaro, what is it with you and misogyny?
Ruby: Uuhhh...?
Weiss: You really wanna start making things up to me?
Ruby: Absolutely?
Weiss: (handing the pamphlet to Ruby) Read this, and don't ever speak to me again.
Josuke: Sheesh.
Yang: Look, uh, it sounds like you two just got off on the wrong foot. Why don't you start over and try to be friends, okay?
Ruby: (putting the pamphlet away) Yeah! Great idea, sis! (holding out her hand as she clears her throat) Hello, Weiss! I'm Ruby! Wanna hang out? We can go shopping for school supplies!
Weiss: (seemingly enthusiastic) Yeah! And we can paint our nails and try on clothes and talk about cute boys, like tall, blond, and scraggly over there!
Jaune: Hm?
Ruby: Wow, really?!
Weiss: (dead silence under her glare) No.
The five Joestars: I knew it.
The girls' attention is drawn to the stage, where Professor Ozpin is readying the microphone, with Glynda beside him. The 6 men listened, they think this is segment will help them understand the plot better.
Ozpin: I'll... keep this brief. You have traveled here today in search of knowledge, to hone your craft and acquire new skills, and when you have finished, you plan to dedicate your life to the protection of the people. But I look amongst you, and all I see is wasted energy, in need of purpose, direction. (as the students whisper among themselves) You assume knowledge will free you of this, but your time at this school will prove that knowledge can only carry you so far. It is up to you to take the first step.
Joseph: Wait, where did their Jotaro went?
Jotaro: Hmm?
Joseph: I was talking about Black. You too seemed to be all mysterious and serious about your edgy-cation.
Josuke: BWAHAHAHA-
Jonathan: ... Did you just made a pun?
Glynda: (as Ozpin leaves, she steps up to talk) You will gather in the ballroom tonight; tomorrow, your initiation begins. Be ready. You are dismissed.
Yang: He seemed kind of... off.
Giorno: He looks dead inside.
Ruby: It's almost like he wasn't even there.
Jaune: (approaching Weiss from the side) I'm a natural blond, you know!
Giorno: I'm not.
Weiss puts her hand to her face in exasperation
Dio: You aren't? I thought you were my offspring.
Giorno: I am! It's- it's a long story.
The first night at Beacon, students are splayed out in sleeping bags. Ruby, in her pajamas and with a sleeping mask around her head, is writing in a journal when Yang crashes next to her, similarly dressed.
Joseph: Fufufu-
Josuke: Pops, come on. Don't be like that.
Yang: It's like a big slumber party!
Ruby: (not looking up) I don't think Dad would approve of all the boys, though.
Joseph: He will once he sees us.
Yang: I know I do! (purrs as she watches several muscular, shirtless guys...)
Joseph: What? Really? Those scrawny pukes impress you? Oh right, I wasn't there, if I was, you'd be doing more than pur~
Josuke: Ewwww!
Jotaro: I'm not your grandson.
Dio: JoJo, seeing your descendant act like that, is a victory for me.
Jonathan: Ughh...
Yang: (and Jaune, dressed in feetie pajamas, waving to her, which makes her groan before she returns her attention to Ruby) What's that?
Ruby: A letter to the gang back at Signal. I promised to tell them all about Beacon and how things are going.
Jonathan: Oh right, she did left her previous school in short notice.
Yang: Aw, that's so cuuuute! (knocked back as a pillow is launched at her face)
Josuke: Pfft.
Ruby: Shut up! I didn't get to take my friends with me to school! It's weird not knowing anyone here!
Yang: What about Jaune? He's... nice! There you go! Plus one friend! That's a hundred percent increase!
Ruby: (turning on her back) Pretty sure Weiss counts as a negative friend. Back to zero...
Jonathan: Now that I thought about it, Weiss Schnee sounds like a german name.
Dio: I agree. For once.
Joseph: *Stroheim flashbacks*
Yang: There's no such things as negative friends! You just made one friend and one enemy! (hit with another pillow, this time looking like a dog, to the face) Look, it's only been one day. Trust me; you've got friends all around you! You just haven't met them yet!
The two sisters notice a candle being lit nearby, and Blake Belladonna is seen leaning against a wall, reading her book.
Dio: Am I the only one who noticed how ridiculous she is? There are lightbulbs already and she is using a candle!
Josuke: Hey, you're right! That's a fire hazard.
Ruby: That girl...
Yang: You know her?
Ruby: Not really. She saw what happened this morning, but left before I could say anything.
Joseph: I bet she's an introvirgin as well.
Josuke: Vert!
Yang: Well, now's your chance! (grabs Ruby's arm and lifts her up)
Ruby: Wait! What are you doing?!
Blake looks over her book to see Ruby unsuccessfully struggling against Yang's grip as she leads her sister over to Blake's spot before letting go.
Yang: (singing) Hel-looooo! I believe you two may know each other?
Joseph: Aww that's adorable.
Blake: Aren't you... that girl that exploded?
Giorno: I wonder if they are gonna have a ginger girl?
Josuke: Watch out, Giorno. Ginger is just the N-word rearranged so you better be careful.
Ruby: Uh, yeah! My name's Ruby! But you can just call me Crater... (smiles, embarrassed) Actually, you can just call me Ruby.
Blake: (back in her book) Okay.
Jotaro: Socializing just isn't worth it.
Joseph: Yeah, cause of people like you.
Yang: (whispering to Ruby) What are you doing?
Ruby: (whispering back) I don't know - help me! (goes back to smiling)
Yang: So... What's your name?
Blake: (sighing as she's distracted yet again) Blake.
Jonathan: Isn't that a guy's name?
Joseph: Yeah, I had a teacher with the same name. Broke his fingers.
Jonathan: You WHAT?!
Yang: Well, Blake, I'm Yang, Ruby's older sister! I like your bow!
Blake: (irritated) Thanks!
Josuke: Oh! Pops was right! She is the show's Jotaro-san! Look! Both of have headwear you almost never take off!
Jotaro: Shut the fuck up!
Yang: It goes great with your... pajamas!
Blake: Right...
Yang: (as Ruby laughs uncomfortably) Nice night, don't you think?
Blake: Yes - it's lovely! Almost as lovely as this book! (Ruby and Yang stand there) That I will continue to read. (Ruby and Yang continue standing) As soon as you leave!
Yang: (to Ruby) Yeah, this girl's a lost cause.
Ruby: (to Blake) What's it about?
Blake: (surprised) Huh?
Ruby: Your book. Does it have a name?
Blake: Well... i-it's about a man with two souls, each fighting for control over his body. (Foreshadowing)
Yang: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah... That's real lovely!
Dio: I believe that is called Dissociative Personality Disorder. What a dumb book normalizing mental illness.
Ruby: I love books. Yang used to read to me every night before bed. Stories of heroes and monsters... They're one of the reasons I want to be a Huntress!
Blake: (laughing a little) And why is that? Hoping you'll live happily ever after?
Ruby: Well, I'm hoping we all will. As a girl, I wanted to be just like those heroes in the books... Someone who fought for what was right, and protected people who couldn't protect themselves!
Blake: That's... very ambitious for a child. (her smile turns into a frown) Unfortunately, the real world isn't the same as a fairy tale.
Ruby: Well, that's why we're here! To make it better.
For some reason, it striked Josuke and Giorno. Josuke taking his grandfather's torch to protect Morioh and Giorno conquering Italy to save it from drugs.
Giorno: That's quite noble of her.
Yang: Oh, I am so proud of my baby sister! (hugs Ruby into the air)
Ruby: (kicking out) Cut it out! (the forced sisterly bonding evolves into a dust cloud of fighting limbs and flying stars)
Joseph: Well, aren't they affectionate?
Giorno: Were you two like this as kids?
Jonathan and Dio: *flashbacks on Phantom Blood Episode 1* You could say that.
Blake: (laughing slightly) Well, Ruby, Yang, it's a pleasure to ha-
Weiss: (storming onto the scene in her own pajamas as Ruby traps Yang's leg) What in the world is going on over here?! Don't you realize some of us are trying to sleep?
Jotaro: Give me a break.
Weiss and Yang: (at the sight of each other) Oh, not you again!
Joseph: Is she gonna brag about how her dusts are THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD?!
Ruby: Shh! Guys, she's right! People are trying to sleep!
Josuke: How can people sleep with those 3 around.
Weiss: Oh, now you're on my side!
Ruby: I was always on your side!
Yang: Yeah, what's your problem with my sister? She's only trying to be nice!
Weiss: She's a hazard to my health!
Dio: *glances to Jonathan* I think I can relate with her.
Blake, who rolls her eyes at the fight, simply closes her book, reaches over to grab her candle, and blows it out, enveloping the scene in black.
Josuke: Whoa! Why did it get dark! I could have sworn I saw lightbulbs that are on.
Giorno: It means it's over.
Joseph: Aww, no more girls...
Jotaro: Thank God.
Dio: You are welcome, child.
Jonathan: Well, it's getting pretty late. See you gentlemen tomorrow.
Sorry but I'll be focusing on RWBY on JoJo not JoJo on RWBY. BUT I may update this segment once in awhile, but other than that the priority of this fic is going to be team RWBY watching JoJo.
Also Wamuu vs Joseph might be out in the New Year hopefully.