Author's Note: I'M BACK! Yep, Z-King is back for the UF songfics and just in time for Halloween! Much has changed for Steven Universe since last I updated. We got a new character!

Normally I don't like redeemed bad guys, but this one works for me. Spinel is just awesome!

I thought best to do a songfic for her…an alternate her that is. Straight from the Reverse/Diamond AU.

To make it short, in this version, since Yellow Diamond is the one who shattered Rose/Pink Diamond. When Spinel becomes aware of this, she goes into a vengeance seeking/mad woman gem.

Now the song I'm using is from the DC animated movie of the classic Batman story, The Killing Joke, (For those who haven't seen it. Take it from me…skip the Batgirl parts at the beginning. Trust me!).

So I hope you enjoy this!


I Go Looney.

The young Diamond, once struck fear onto his subjects and to the filthy humans that he shared blood with on that miserable town. Now he is bound in chains and hung by his waist like a piece of meat.

The chains have not pierced his skin, instead it wrapped around him like a snake coiling hungrily around its prey.

Who could have done this?

Who would have the gull the capture him? The son of Yellow Diamond.

"Are you awake?"

The young Diamond growled at the singing sound of his captor.

Entering the dark cell was once a gem whose sole purpose was to bring joy and laughter to her Diamond.

The once joyful and funny, now mad and crazy, Spinel.

"AWWWWWW you are awake, good!" Spinel's grin hid the full fury she was feeling right now, But the young Diamond could see it in her eyes.

"Here I thought I was going to wake you up myself, thanks for saving me the trouble," She patted his cheek gently, then the patting started getting rough until it turned into a hard slap.

Steven glared at her, "You will be shattered for this insult."

His low voice would cause even the mightiest of Quartz solider to tremble, but for Spinel…she just laughed.

"Oh, this is too good! This is supposed to be the legacy of Yellow Diamond?" Spinel slapped her knee, "This hilarious!"

Steven growled as sparks started flying from his gem, "I AM A DIAMOND AND YOU WILL-"

Then the chains stated glowing and delivered an electric shock at the hybrid boy, while Spinel was humming to herself while looking at her gloves.

"Did I forget to mention to mention the little detail about the chains? Silly me!"

The shock stopped, allowing the boy to slightly recover, he raised his head while glaring at Spinel as she grinned.

"Now don't be like that," She cooed at him, "I know what will make you feel a bit happy."

"A. Good. Old. Song." Spinel poked his noise after each world, then she pulled out her Gem Rejuvenator and snapped her fingers, causing the lights to turn off.

Then neon lights shined with different signs around the room, some in memorial to Pink Diamond, some had a big red x on an image of Yellow Diamond and Steven.

Steven spied Spinel still where she is as she pulled out a tattered top hat from her gem and stated singing and dancing.

Spinel: When the world is full of care, and every creature screams despair.

When all is death, starvation, war and life is vile…

Spinel giggled as she stretched herself around Steven as she twirling her weapon around.

Spinel: Then there's a certain thing I do, which I shall pass along to you.

Spinel flicked his noise playfully after that.

Spinel: That's always guaranteed to make me smile.

YES!

Spinel stopped right in front of Steven's Face with a crazy grin.

Spinel: I. Go. Looney!

Spinel pulled her head back so far with her stretching abilities she stared moving her neck like a snake and started bouncing her head.

Spinel: As a light bulb battered bug!

Simply looney.

Sometimes foam and chew the rug!

Spinel moved her head around Steven's head and stretched her free hand and pinched his cheek hard.

Spinel: Mister, life is well. In a padded cell, it'll chase those blues away.

You can trade your gloom for a rubber room and injectors twice a day!

Then Spinel pulled herself back together and walked around Steven again.

Spinel: Just go loony like a shattered casualty, or a Ruby losing all its sanity.

Spinel stops right behind Steven and starts spinning the scythe over his head slowly, causing him to look up nervously at the weapon so close.

Spinel: When every single race, wears an anxious face.

When you doom lays overhead, of if you just turn blue. Don't let it worry you.

You can smile and nod instead.

Spinel stops and stretched over him with her long legs, back in front of him while she continuously tosses her weapon to each hand again and again.

Spinel: When you're loony, then you just don't give a fig.

You're so puny, and the universe so big!

If you hurt inside, get certified, and if life should treat you bad…

She stopped again and smiled wickedly at Steven causing him to show a little fear as raised her weapon at him for an attack.

Spinel: Don't get even.

GET MAD!

YES!

Steven closed his eyes as Spinel brought her weapon down, he waited, and waited, but it didn't come.

He opened his eyes, seeping Spinel whistling while using her scythe as a cane, "OH! Did I make you think I was going to strike you?"

Spinel giggled, "Oh you, stupid freak, I used this on you before, how else did I capture you so easy. But don't worry when I do want to kill you…"

Then Spinel turned her grin into a dark, deadly serious look that froze Steven's blood.

"It would be after I put you through every torture I can think of putting you in and then finally having you beg me to shatter you."

Spinel grabbed his chin roughly, making sure he looked at her as she smiled.

"So…what shall we play first?"

The End.


Author's Note: BOY IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME HUH? For those wondering why it took so long to do another songfic for UF.

The answer is I tired to keep my focus on writing a new story but been having trouble on it and had to relearn a few things, but I'm taking a break from that story and going back to writing these and the latest GXT story.

Once more I will be taking song request for this songfic, but I like to remind people I might not do them all, and I will only pick the selections that I think would fit.

But either way ask away and I hope you enjoyed this and know that there will be more to come.

YOU ALL HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN!