The episode began with a bang, Awaken beginning to play as Kars turned his head to reveal the Red Stone inserted into his mask.
AYAYAYYYYYYY~!
Stroheim once again let out his weird and funny screech, as did Smokey, Speedwagon, and Joseph, while the UV amplifier fired. "N-NO!" Stroheim screamed, all while the beam of light washed over Kars, causing the Red Stone to gleam and activate the Mask's tendrils, which stabbed into Kars.
His fingers dug into the dirt as his bones began shining through his flesh, and Stroheim watched in horror. "I-I didn't see him holding the mask… I didn't see him put the Red Stone in!"
Speedwagon just shuddered as he and Smokey watched on. "Dear God…"
"Kars," Joseph growled, unable to do anything to stop it.
The light grew bright enough that the screen became completely white before the mask shattered, and revealed galaxy brain Kars.
"BIG BRAIN TIME!" Yang screamed.
The light died down and revealed Kars laying on his back, as everyone watched on in terror. Joseph huffed, and Kars slowly got up with parts of the shattered mask on his face.
"Oh my gosh, that was creepy!" Ruby exclaimed. "Didn't Dio did that once?" Blake gulped.
Episode 25: The Birth of a Superbeing
Kars was standing up, the pieces of the mask and the Red Stone falling to the ground as he did so. Everyone watched him, sweating but saying nothing until a Shoulderlamper turned to Stroheim. "He stood up!"
Stroheim shouted back at him, "STAND YOUR GROUND! GERMAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT COWARDS!"
"Really, huh?" Blake raised an eyebrow. "Ughhh! He ruined the tension with his funny scream, now I can't feel the suspense!" Ruby groaned.
Kars seemingly ignored them, holding up his arm which was still partially melting from Joseph's Hamon, with smoke drifting from it. "THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM? ULTIMATE BULLSHIT! NO CREATURE CAN BECOME PERFECT!"
"Now hold on, Stroheim. You can't afford to underestimate him again after he sliced and diced you." Weiss crossed her arms. "Can I braid your hair?" Ruby randomly asked. "Sure, whatever." The heiress replied. "The last time a villain wore that mask... Alot of people died." The faunus muttered.
Joseph, once again, simply growled, "Kars…"
"Come on, boo- can you say anything else aside from that?" Yang asked.
"EVERYBODY LOOK AT HIS ARM!" Stroheim shouted. Causing everybody, even the team to look at his arm "It's still smoking! The Hamon will ruin him! He'll melt where he stands! HE MIGHT HAVE PUT THE RED STONE TO THAT MASK BUT HE IS STILL THE SAME SCHMUCK! AND HE WILL DIE THE SAME!" After pointing at Kars, Stroheim smiled grimly. "Fire the UV amplifier, one more time."
The team facepalmed.
"German soldiers aren't cowards but you guys sure are STUPID." Yang jeered.
Kars looked around silently, turning his head away from the Germans and causing Smokey to become confused. "What's going on with him?" Kars was looking towards an object in the distance, which was revealed to be a tree with two owls atop it. His gaze moved down towards a squirrel that was running towards three acorns and biting into one.
"Kars is being eerily silent right now, I don't like it..." Ruby stopped her task. "Feeling the suspense again?" The heiress asked. The leader nodded. "Nothing my Joseph can't handle." Yang crossed her arms. "Yang, if Part 1 wasn't an enough indicator that anyone can die, look at Caesar." Blake reminded. Yang frowned and stuttered "A-Atleast he is gonna die single! Til death do us part!"
"What is he staring at?" Speedwagon questioned before Smokey pointed towards the Pillar Man "L-Look! See?! Over there!"
Kars' hand began bubbling, before liquifying.
RWBY's mouth became wide open.
The liquid flesh warped and twisted, before becoming an exact replica of the other squirrel.
"WWWHAT?!" RWBY stood up but Weiss flinched as Ruby accidentally pulled her luscious white hair "Ow!"
"Sorry!"
"Wh-What the hell is that?! What the fuck?!" Joseph cried, watching with wide eyes. The transformation completed, and the newly born squirrel twitched, rubbing at its face, before jumping from Kars' gauntlet, where more of the liquid flesh could be seen. It ran up Kars' arm and nuzzled against his face, chittering.
RWBY simultaneously rubbed their respective silver, blue, amber, lavender eyes in disbelief.
"Am I seeing things?" Speedwagon questioned, starting to feel afraid. "His hand turned into a squirrel!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!" Blake exclaimed. "Holy crud, imagine what power he can wield if he can turn his hand to any animal..." Weiss mumbled in fear. "So... How about an Ultimate Grimm?" Yang asked. "Yang, we'd all die..." Ruby answered bleakly.
It jumped away from Kars, running towards the natural squirrel that was trying to grab several acorns from a tree. Upon seeing the Kars squirrel, the natural one ran towards it, with pink hearts leaping from its head. Smokey laughed nervously, clearly unsure of what to make of it "It's kind of cute, actually."
Ruby and Weiss resisted the urge to say "Awww!" Since they know very well that something is very unsettling about this scene. "Now what?" The faunus asked.
The two squirrels began nuzzling together before Joseph pointed and cried out "OH SHIT! NOTHING IS CUTE ABOUT THAT, SMOKEY! LOOK OUT!" Stroheim, Smokey, and Speedwagon gasped, and the view cut back to the Kars squirrel now carnivorously devouring the natural one, with glowing red eyes and sharp fangs as it tore out the squirrel's stomach.
"AAAAAGHH!" The team screamed in horror. "I KNEW IIIIT!" Ruby yelled out. "Damn!" Yang covered her mouth. "The squirrel! Kars, what is wrong with you?!" The heiress asked in anger and disgust. "Alot of things! That's not cool at all!" Blake said.
Everyone cried out in shock and horror before the squirrel made some kind of roar and began serpentining towards the germans.
"OHHHH NOOOO/SHIT!" RWBY bellowed.
"THE SQUIRREL!" Stroheim screamed before it began drilling into his stomach. As his stomach was only metal it came through cleanly, but then it jumped to another german and began digging through them, sending blood splattering.
Weiss held her ground but her stomach rumbled. Blake flinched, Ruby closed her eyes while Yang helped her sister cover them.
"GET OUT, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Joseph yelled to his friends. "HURRY!" The squirrel dug through a soldier's face, before jumping and landing back on Kars' hand. The squirrel shifted, becoming a flower, and then transforming into a butterfly which began flapping its wings.
The team gasped once more, terrified. Just like what happened in the Joestar mansion after Dio put on the mask, alot of unnamed people fuckinh died.
Joseph and Speedwagon watched in horror, with the old man screaming, "U-U-U-UNBELIEVABLE! HE CAN MANIPULATE LIFE AT WILL!"
The team fell to their seats at that revelation.
As the butterfly transformed back into his hand, Kars looked at the horizon as the sun began dawning with triumphant sounding horns.
"No, please! Don't give us hope!" Blake exclaimed in fear.
Stroheim sighed in relief as Smokey cheered, "Hooray!" and Speedwagon smiled. "The sun is rising," Smokey continued.
"It ain't over, Smokey! I'm afraid it ain't!" Yang said. "Atleast those vampires were dealt with for sure." Blake said. "I thought Stroheim and the Germanazi guys killed them already?" Ruby asked.
"BUWAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!" The vampires began screaming in pain as their bodies began melting and exploding, with Speedwagon looking back at them. "The vampires… The sunlight will take care of Kars! We're saved!" The sun cast its warm light on everyone and Stroheim gave a sigh of relief, while Joseph watched.
"NO, NO, NO. It's not gonna be that easy!" Blake said.
The Joestar suddenly gasped, and the scene showed Kars, standing with his arms spread wide and basking in the sun's light in an incredible pose without harm being done to him, his fabulous hair flowing and new music playing.
Blake clapped her hands once "I knew it! Too good to be true!"
"I've never been so impressed yet terrified at the same time..." Weiss muttered. "Why is he just posing there... MENACINGLY?!" Ruby asked. "Why does this show always go with the worst case scenario?!" The blonse asked in frustration.
"It's no good, he's fine!" Smokey cried out.
Speedwagon followed, "HE IS BASKING UNDER THE SUN'S LIGHT!" Kars began laughing as Speedwagon continued, "THIS DOESN'T LOOK TOO SWELL, THIS COULD SPELL DEATH FOR THE HUMAN RACE!"
"Nuhuhuhahahaha!" Kars continued laughing, only stopping to explain. "A perfect life form combines the abilities of all other life forms. It combines all life into one. But this… Is breathtaking. Such a beautiful radiance. That light is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. And now I've conquered it!"
"He became what Dio thought he was..." Weiss muttered. "I-I mean, Dio was worse than Kars as a person right? It could be worse... Kars saved that dog and that plant once." Ruby tried to reassure herself that Kars might not be bad. "He also killed a squirrel brutally with his hand squirrel, WAKE UP SIS, HE IS AN INVINSIBLE BAD GUY!" Yang yelled. "Joseph can still... No... He can't kill him..!" Blake sighed in despair.
As Kars continued to laugh, Speedwagon willed the color scheme of the universe to change as he pointed in fright at the Ultimate Lifeform. "IMMORTAL, INVINCIBLE, FLAWLESS! Even Hamon won't work on him! NO ONE CAN BEAT HIM!"
Yang remembered her hero "Pfft, yeah right. I believe Joseph can-"
Kars posed with his tongue out, for some reason, as Speedwagon finished his assessment.
"Sheesh, what the hell, why was his tongue out?! What a pervert!" Yang cringed. "YOU'RE THE ONE TO TALK WITH ALL YOUR GIANT JOESTAR DONG NONSENSE!" Weiss snapped at her. "He is trying to be seductive..." Blake blushed. "Eep!" Ruby squeaked.
"He is complete! Kars, the Ultimate Being, is born!" Speedwagon narrated.
"T-This is my fault." Stroheim looked to the ground in shock and guilt, sweat dripping from him. "I let him put on the mask with the Red Stone in it."
"Well you made us laugh while fucking up so bad so don't feel too bad about it." Yang replied. "If it were someone else, I won't be as forgiving." Weiss crossed her arms. "Yeah, you did your best." Blake said. "Just continue being funny til the end!" Ruby cheered.
"Is… Is there no way to stop him?" Smokey questioned gravely. "Are we humans destined to die, to become food for him?"
As Kars looked over them all and huffed in amusement, for some reason, not attacking them.
"Look at that magnificent bastard, too arrogant that he knows these guys can't hurt him." Yang snarled.
Joseph stared back with pure determination. "Nah. I have a plan." Everyone looked back to the Joestar as he spoke strongly, no hesitation nor doubt in his words.
"Mmmm, mmmmm! MMMMM!" Yang hummed in excitement. "Pervert..." Weiss rolled her eyes. "What plan can he brew this time?" Blake asked. Ruby stayed silent, excited to hear what it is.
"What was that, JoJo?" Speedwagon questioned.
"Here, hold her." Joseph walked towards the man and handed him Lisa Lisa, or Elizabeth, before turning back to Kars while holding up a finger. "Yeah. I have one last plan."
"A final plan?" Stroheim questioned. Kars, for some reason, just letting them be.
"Yeah, I saved it as a last resort." he answered, glancing back at the man.
"What is it?!" Stroheim asked.
Smokey suddenly gasped, looking at Joseph with trepidation. "JoJo, d-do you mean THAT final plan…?"
"Oh God, no." Blake flatly said. She knows where this is going. "What?" Ruby asked. Weiss and Yang hasn't caught on yet too.
Instead of answering, Joseph glanced at Stroheim behind him. "Listen up! You have to do this thing, like your life depends on it, because it really does depend on it! Do it till your last breath!"
RWY thought it's gonna be an intense all out attack on Kars.
"Do what until my last breath?" The cyborg asked.
Joseph simply looked directly at the camera, a smirk growing as he began chuckling under his breath, which grew in volume.
Ruby raised an eyebrow, Weiss tilted her head, Blake just stared at the man grimly, Yang sighed dreamily.
Suddenly, he dashed forward, grabbed the Red Stone of Aja from where it lay next to Kars… and began doing his funny sprint away from the Ultimate Being. "NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Smokey and Blake began screaming, clutching at his/her face in despair. "I KNEW IT!"
RWY lets out a loud laugh. "That was actually pretty funny! I'm not even mad!" Weiss laughed in between breaths. "All that buildup! Ahhhhhhh! My stomach!" Ruby continued to cackle. "I love this man! Oh my God!" Yang whipped her head back as Blake just groaned in frustration.
"ENEEEAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!" Kars shrieked, letting a massive talon erupt from his hand as feathers began growing along his arms, bringing RWY back to reality.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Blake screamed in terror as it hurts her ears. "He is turning in to a bird!" Ruby yelled. "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME! SCARY AWESOME!" Yang cheered, unaware that her uncle can do just that. "That is just terrifying." Weiss squeaked.
"Hamon-users mean nothing to me now! But you son of a bitch… Wamuu and Esidisi need to be avenged, and I must celebrate my birthday." Three feathers began growing from Kars' crown, as more talons erupted from his newly made wings. "JoJo! Your death… will be dedicated to my birth!" Kars began flying, outlined by the sun, and speeding towards Joseph.
Smokey, following right behind the Josetar, turned and gasped. "JoJo, he's catching up!"
"Dude, calm down, I'm trying to think!" They reached a small cliff edge and jumped down, sliding along the dirt and rock.
The team were on the edge of their seats "Good thing Kars still doesn't know the controls!" Yang stated. "Yes, there is some hope but Joseph better act fast now!" Blake notes, noticing that Kars was still taking his time flying around to get the feel of being able to fly.
Speedwagon began commenting as they slid down the rock, "JOJO'S GOING OUT THERE TO SAVE ELIZABETH AND ALL OF US! BUT THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO, NOTHING WE CAN DO! KARS IS UNBEATABLE! ALL WE CAN DO IS FLEE!"
"Are things really that hopeless?!" Ruby exclaimed.
Smokey once again noticed Kars closing in on them as he held his hat tightly to his head. "He's coming! Hurry!"
They reached the bottom of the cliff and continued running, while Joseph turned to look back at Smokey. "Hey, uh Smokey! I don't think you understand! There's no reason for you to be running with me! Kars is after my blood alone! He thinks killing me is the best way to ring in his fucking birthday!"
"Huh, I do wonder why he is running with him." Yang mumbled.
As Kars swooped overhead, Smokey spoke up. "JoJo, there's something you have to hear! Lisa Lisa, your coach, she's your…"
"Now is not the time for that!" Blake yelled out. "That revelation might stop Joseph from thinking!" Weiss exclaimed. "What, why?" Ruby asked. "Peeping scene." WBY said in unison.
As Smokey reached forward, Kars flew over the edge of the cliff behind them and Joseph grimaced. "He's here! Oh God he's here!"
"Speedwagon… Is he…? Is he really the perfect being?" The cyborg asked.
Speedwagon answered Stroheim affirmatively. "Yes, the power of the Red Stone will make him into the Ultimate Lifeform!"
"He can manipulate life at will. What can be even more powerful than that?" Blake asked grimly. Weiss lets out an audible gulp as the two sisters remained silent.
A diagram suddenly appeared on the screen pointing to various parts of Kars' body, with the narrator speaking over it. "A Perfect Being is: One, invincible. Two, does not age. Three, will never die. Four, has the abilities of all other life forms, and outperforms them. In addition, it is like a Greek statue or sculpture, a model for beauty."
"Well, I mean... All of the characters so far are like sculptures." Yang notes the attractiveness of the show's characters. "No way hamon can counter that, Kars conquered the sun! What can Joseph do now?" Weiss asked.
Speedwagon fell to his knees, wailing, still holding Lisa Lisa. "T-There's no way to stop him now. He has no weakness at all! Humans can't kill him, not with Hamon or even the sun! JoJo…!"
"Is trying to save everyone!" Ruby cheered. "Have some faith in him, Speedwagon. I don't know how but I believe he can do this!" Yang said. "He might have to die for it..." thr faunus mumbled. "Don't say that..!" Yang pleads.
"Smokey, your path ends here!" Smokey let out a noise of confusion as Joseph raced towards a cliff edge. "Tell me about it later, see ya!" He leaped off the cliff, as Smokey ran to the edge and looked down "JOJOOOOO!"
"Wai-wai-WAIT WAIT! WHERE IS HE GOING?!" Yang asked. "He just yeeted himself off a cliff!" Ruby exclaimed. "He just cornered himself in the water!" Weiss said. "A turquoise blue overdrive won't work, Joseph!" Blake nagged.
High above, Kars flapped his wings as he began to close in. "That won't save you, moron." However, before he flew over the edge, a warplane suddenly ascended in front of him, causing him to stop and look on in shock. The plane began circling around, before Joseph was revealed in the pilot seat, grinning as he held the control wheel.
"WHAT?!" RWBY stood up in disbelief.
"LET'S SEE WHO'S STRONGER NOW, KARS!" Joseph grinned.
"OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM!" Yang threw her hands to the air. "GOOOO JOSEPH!" Ruby cheered. Weiss and Blake glanced at eachother.
When the show came back from its intermission eyecatcher, Overdrive began playing as Kars and Joseph played a game of chicken.
"COMING THROUGH, COMING THROUGH, COMING THROUGH NOW!" Yang began to sang. "No, no, you are NOT gonna hump me this time!" Blake said as she placed herself 6 feet away from the blonde. (Social distancing)
With Joseph swerving to just barely dodge Kars as the Ultimate Lifeform did the same. Kars circled around, following after Joseph as Speedwagon and Stroheim gasped from their positions on the ground. "That's… !"
"ONE OF OUR WARPLANES!" Stroheim finished.
"HOW?!" Weiss asked. "Don't ask! Just cheer!" Ruby shook her collar.
As Joseph flew low and kicked up massive amounts of dust, Speedwagon cried up at the plan and the man inside. "JoJo!"
Joseph simply grinned and gave a small, cheeky salute to the men on the ground, before refocusing on Kars. They once again barely missed each other, with Kars turning to follow and Joseph speeding just barely over the ground. As the plane flew over the water the left landing gear submerged slightly before Joseph turned the plane again and smirked, flicking up the cover on the control wheel to reveal a red button.
"How did he hotwire that thing so quickly?!" Blake asked. "Coming through, coming through, COME HERE!" Yang grinned as she chased the faunus. "N-NO!" Blake ran around the couch.
"Oh would you two please stop." Weiss scolded.
After completing the turn he pressed down, causing a machine gun on the front of the plane to fire, launching heavy rounds at Kars' form.
"YEEEAAAHH! GUN!" Ruby cheered.
Kars' wings began shifting, becoming something similar to armored shells, which he quickly began firing at Joseph's plane. The bullets were shown bouncing off of the shells, and the Narrator began explaining as time slowed in the show. "The feathers are as hard as armadillo shell. They are coated in an oil that deflects bullets. Naturally, their hardness makes them weapons as well as shields."
Yang stopped chasing the faunus as they gawked at the screen "How can you beat that?!" Yang exclaimed. "That's just bullshoot." Blake jeered.
Joseph swerved to avoid the shells, circling the plane around, only for the windows next to him to shatter as several were fired through. He covered his face with his arm and grimaced, but he was lucky in that none hit him directly. They impacted with the other side of the cockpit and stuck into the wall, while Joseph frowned at the shells. "His feathers are like knives! What the actual fuck."
"His plane isn't invulnerable, unlike Kars! He has to think of something!" Weiss said. "He'll lose that gunfight soon..."
He looked forward and yelped when he noticed his plane was careening directly downward towards the ocean. "This is bad!" He pulled up, and the plane skimmed the surface of the water. "But…" He pulled back on the yoke, sending the plane back into the air. "I got on this plane to get away from your sorry ass!" He flew above Kars, and the Ultimate Lifeform quickly turned to follow.
"Okay..? But he can only flee for so long!" Weiss said. "He has to check his fuel." Blake said as they all sat down once more. "Kars doesn't get exhausted, right?" Ruby asked. "Right." Yang answered.
Far below on the ground, Smokey watched as Kars tailed Joseph. "JoJo! All he can do now is run!"
"Fly, JoJo," Speedwagon murmured, "FLY! That's all we humans can do now."
"Humans can't fly." Ruby whispered.
High above the clouds, the speedometer leveled out and Joseph read it out loud. "Current speed: 240 km/h." Joseph let out a sigh as he held his headset, before grinning. "No matter how evolved he might be, he's still just a damn animal. I'm safe... For now. I guess he can't keep up with a plane for long."
"The fuel, Joseph, the fuel!" Blake said
And the man, as if he heard the faunus, suddenly gasped and turned around. "The fuel! Two hours left… So I can run away for two hours."
The team didn't know if that was enough.
Behind him, Kars scoffed to himself. "Does that fool think he can run from me for even a moment?" He chuckled to himself. "You'll never land safely now. You won't stand on the earth ever again."
"JoJo! JoJo! Do you read me? Respond, JoJo!" In the cockpit, Speedwagon's voice could be heard from Joseph's headset, and he quickly grinned and replied so casually
"Yo, Speedwagon old man!"
"Pfft, haha! He doesn't seem worried at all!" Ruby snorts.
"JoJo! Grabbing that plane was a smart move!" Back with everyone else, Smokey could be seen running towards the group, as Speedwagon knelt next to a radio. "The germans and I will do what we can to help you get away! Do you have a chart?"
"Now humanity has to bond together to beat Kars. He can't be THAT invincible." Ruby concludes. "Besides, there's only one episode left so we're gonna reach the conclusion soon." Weiss said. "A-And we get to the next JoJo..." Blake stuttered. "YOU WANT HIS GIANT JOESTAR DONG, EH?!" Yang obnoxiously yelled. "Shut up!" The faunus snarled.
"Hold on." Joseph reached to the side, keeping his eyes forward until he felt the map. He unfurled it over the yoke and began looking it over as he answered. "It's right here." The map showed all of Italy and some of the countries around it, along with the islands nearby.
"And that's not even the entire world!" Ruby exclaimed. "Yeah, that's probably just a small kingdom..." Weiss muttered.
"Good. Maintain radio contact. I'll give you the plan." The old man said.
As Joseph listened, his eyes widened and he looked closer at the map. "What?"
"First, give us your current position." Speedwagon and Smokey waited for a response, but the radio stayed silent besides some buzzing noises. "JoJo, do you read me? What's wrong? Hey! JoJo, respond! JoJo!"
"What- WHAT'S WRONG?!" Yang asked, totally on edge.
Joseph was revealed to be fine, still staring at his map. "Yeah, I read you. But Speedwagon, no technique or weapon will work on Kars. You said he was immortal."
"Calm down, Yang. Your husband is fine." Ruby dismissed.
"Yeah, I did. Your plan to run is all we can do." Speedwagon answered. But he didn't like what Joseph will say next.
"Listen up, old man. I have a different idea."
Speedwagon and Smokey gasped. "What idea? Now, now JoJo, don't do anything rash! Just stay away from him! I repeat, STAY AWAY FROM HIM."
Joseph argued "No! We won't be able to stop him later!"
"No! Don't even think of doing something on your own!" His godfather countered.
Joseph almost lost his fuse but he jist sighed "Just- Just listen to me, okay? He's the ultimate being on earth..."
"Uh huh." Speedwagon and the team answered.
"He's from Earth..." Joseph continued.
"Yes." Speedwagon nods.
"This planet gave him life..." Joseph once again continued. "Just say it!" The old man demanded. "This planet gave birth to him! And it might take his ass back!" Joseph blurted his eyes.
"... Huh?" RWBY tilted their heads and raised their eyebrows.
As Joseph narrowed his eyes, Speedwagon looked at the radio in confusion. "W-What do you mean? How would the Earth take him back?" He puts it near his ear to listen closely.
The team leaned in curiosity.
"MAGMA!" Joseph screamed, making Speedwagon flinch back at the loud voice, the young buff man pointed at a small island on the map that had 'volcano' written next to it. "Magma, the hottest thing on earth! I'll drive him into the lava at Isola di Volgano to kill him! How do you like the sound of bird stew?!"
"How is he gonna-" Weiss drifted off before gasping. "No..." Ruby caught on. "Hmm, what are you murmuring about, you two?" Yang asked.
"N-NO! YOU'VE RISK YOUR LIFE MORE THAN YOU HAVE TO! LET US AND THE GERMANS HANDLE IT!" Speedwagon yelled out in fear.
"Listen to him, JoJo!" Smokey cried. "Don't be crazy! Kars will definitely kill you!"
Joseph grinned "Smokey, you know damn well I'm crazy! It's against my nature not to be!"
"No, no, no! JoJo, don't do this to me!" Speedwagon scolds.
"Wait a minute, is he?" Blake asked. RW just nodded, much to Yang's confusion.
Looking out the broken window of his plane at a smoking island. "Sorry, I can already see the volcano, one ultimate stew coming up. Ciao!" He tilted his control wheel, and the plane began diving downwards.
"Ciao..." Ruby repeats. "Wait is he gonna-" Yang was interrupted with a "YES." from Weiss. "Oh no, no, no, Joseph don't do this to me..!" Yang said in fear.
Speedwagon dropped the microphone to their radio in shock, as Smokey looked at him. "Mr. Speedwagon…"
Speedwagon just trembled, sorrow clear in his cracking voice. "It's happening again… Mr. Joestar's father, Mr. Joestar and George…" Flashes of Phantom Blood were shown, with the deaths in question flashing by as pictures of the men appeared.
"Jonathan..." Weiss mumbled sadly. "I-Is this gonna end that way too?" Yang trembled.
"The men of the Joestar family all led short lives." He looked down at the still unconscious Lisa Lisa, before looking to the sky. "I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU TOO!" He quickly grabbed the microphone once more with shaky hands, his voice cracked as he was fighting back tears "Please stop, JoJo! For Lisa Lisa's sake, too!"
"No... I don't want to believe it." Ruby said.
"Huh, what about her?" Joseph grunted in confusion at Speedwagon's voice before the man continued. "Lisa Lisa is your mother!"
"Drop the bomb!" Blake said. "That will make him stop!" Ruby exclaimed.
"What was that? Say again!" he tapped his headset, through which increasingly loud interference rang through.
"Darnit!" Ruby cussed. "AGHH! WHY DOES THE RADIO HAVE TO BE STATIC-EY!" Yang complained.
Soon, however, flakes of what seemed to be metal began dropping from above him as screeches of metal sounded out, and Joseph looked around cautiously. "The hell is that noise?" Suddenly a piranha was biting down and chewing through his shoulder, causing him to cry out in pain.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yang exclaimed. "OH MY GOSH IS THAT A PIRAHNA?!" Weiss yelled. Ruby screamed in terror as Blake just stared at the fish before shaking her head and saying "This isn't the time for that..."
"PIRAHNAS?! THIS IS INSANITY!" Two more were biting through the control panel, while what seemed like a dozen others were bouncing around the cockpit. "The tiny fuckers chewing up the goddamn plane! How did they even get inside?!" He suddenly gasped. "Kars' feathers! They transformed!"
"DAMNIT KARS, YOU CHEATING WEENIS!" Yang exclaimed in frustration. "He is hax! His ability is just too powerful!" Blake said. "How is he gonna push him inside the volcano?!" Weiss asked.
He looked down and saw three biting through a backpack, and he quickly grabbed it and threw several fish away. "GODDAMNIT! MOUTHS OFF MY PARACHUTE! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING FISHES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! What's-HUH?!"
"What, WHAT?!" RWBY asked.
He looked out the front window to see several octopus tentacles grabbing the propellers. Leaving the team speechless. The propellers quickly exploded and blew smoke into the cockpit.
"AUAAAARRRGHHHHH!" Joseph cried out in pain and anger, clenching his eyes closed as Speedwagon screamed through the radio.
"JOSEPH!" Yang yelled out in concern.
Smokey screamed as well, "JoJo!" A fire in the cockpit neared the fallen hat and headset, through which their voices rang, and the plane continued to descend towards the volcano, fire and smoke streaming from the engine and cockpit.
"Where did he go?! Did he bail?!" Ruby asked. "That's a bad idea!" Weiss said. "Yes! Kars is gonna dismantle him mid air!" Blake agreed. "JOSEEEEEPH!" Yang wailed.
A shape suddenly jumped from it, and a parachute opened, saving the figure.
"NO!" The faunus said.
"Ehehehehehehe!" Kars laughed as he swooped down towards the figure, "You're brainless. That parachute is like a spider's web trapping you, JoJo. You're just a little butterfly. I'll take my time killing YOU!" As Kars dove downwards he readied a talon, ready to pierce through Joseph… only to stop once he saw the figure's face.
"Pffft HAHAHAHA!" Ruby and Yang started laughing. "How didn't he see that from a distance, his eyesight is supposed to be perfect!" Weiss whined. "That's just... Ughh..." Blake facepalmed. "Ahhh, I'm glad my baby is alright." Yang sighed in relief.
"WHAT?!" It was a dummy, and as Kars exclaimed so he turned around to see the flaming warplane descending straight for him. His eyes widened, seeing Joseph still piloting the plane.
The team slowly stood up.
"!" Joseph's hair was flying wildly in the wind that blasted through his shattered windows, while blood streamed down the side of his head. "KARS! I'M A JOESTAR! WE DON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! I'M TAKING YOUR ASS WITH ME TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING VOLCANOOOO!"
"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yang screamed to the ceiling as she fell down on her knees in hype as Ruby jumped up and down in excitement, Weiss gritted her teeth with her eyes wide in anticipation. "Well I'll be damned!" Blake muttered.
Speedwagon and Smokey, still able to hear Joseph from their side but unable to speak with him, screamed. "JOJOOOOO!"
Kars roared in retaliation as the plane flew towards him in slow motion, unable to react in time. "UWAAAGHH, YOU LUNATIC!"
The team roared in hype.
"ERRRRRAAAAAARRRGGHH!" Joseph roared back, and Kars was quickly rammed by the plane's front, as they both soared down. "You're insane..!" Kars weakly yelped, blood streaming from his leg as the broken propellers pinned him against the plane.
Inside, Joseph's grip on the control wheel tightened as a picture of Erina flashed through his mind, and he began thinking to himself. 'Granny Erina... You told me about my grandfather once. You said he sank into the Atlantic with his lifelong foe Dio to save you... And I... I hate to sadden you again, I'm sorry. But I guess this is the Joestar blood in me. I accept my fate...' As he thought the scenes from Phantom Blood flashed and piano played softly, the plane getting ever closer to the volcano below.
"No..." Ruby weakly squeaked. "JOSEPH NOOOO! OH MY GOD I'M GONNA CRY AGAIN!" Yang blubbered as tears prepared to fall. Blake and Weiss immediately pushed themselves to comfort eachother.
"Joseph... Not you too." A tender tear flowed from Weiss' blue eye.
However, Kars' wings transformed back into human arms, and he grabbed the metal. "Did you honestly think I couldn't get away before you hit the ground?"
"Kars!" Joseph said in fear, it's clear that he didn't think this through.
"OH NO, HE IS GETTING AWAY!" Ruby shrieked.
"Heheheh... You're dying alone, JoJo!" Kars slowly pushed himself off the propellers.
The team looked with sorrow as Joseph's suicide attack was about to be useless, useless useless.
The plane's spikes sucking back through Kars as he slowly remove himself, and he almost got away before a familiar metal arm speared his neck "OOGHK!" and the propellers fully stuck through him once more.
"AGH, MY EARS!" Blake howled. "What is that?!" Ruby asked. "It's..!" Yang drifted off. "Definitely him!" Weiss smiled wider.
"W-What the…?" His gaze moved to the side shakily, and within one of the warplane's pontoons was…
DER MENSCH! IST BÖSE!
"PROPAGANDAAAAAAAAAA!" The tean cheered with huge smiles on their faces.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Yang grabbed the rest in one swoop to hug them as she screamed in happiness. "STROHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIM!" Ruby screamed, her voice cracked. "I'M SO GLAD HE IS HERE! I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK HOW HE MADE IT THERE!" Weiss wept. "THANK GOODNESS, MY HEART!" Blake cried.
Stroheim stood smirking, leaking smoke from where he'd fired his forearm from. "Kars, this plane will be your coffin."
"YOU!" The ultimate being snarled.
"BADAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!" Blake yelled in excitement. "He is definitely going to be the best man in our wedding! Definitely!" Yang declared as she slowly set her team down. Weiss sniffed and applauded, Ruby followed the heiress.
"STROHEIM!" Joseph grinned at the reinforcements, before frowning. "How and when the hell did you get in there?!"
"I did Nazi that coming..!" Yang wiped tears from her eyes and the rest laughed at her pun for once, they all were thankful.
He got in through the power of german science of course. It is the world's greatest.
Stroheim answered quickly, "I wasn't sure you could handle it alone. It was cold in this pontoon."
Joseph laughed, "But you came anyway."
"He is not screaming for once!" Weiss smiled endearingly.
"BUT IT'S TIME TO BAIL! FUCKING JUMP, JOJO!" the cyborg screamed. "What the hell do you mean, 'jump'? I don't even have a goddamn parachute!" Joseph raised an eyebrow.
"How is he gonna survive if he jumped!?" Blake asked.
"JUST DO IT AND JUMP! AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!" Stroheim screamed.
"AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!" Joseph screamed as the plane careened down before a long shot showed the plane exploding as it impacted with the volcano, erupting with fire and magma.
"Did he jump- DID HE JUMP?!" Yang asked.
Speedwagon's hand trembled as the radio buzzed with no return signal, and he desperately called into it. "JoJo! Respond! SAY SOMETHING! ANYTHING! TALK TO ME, JOJO!"
"WHAT HAPPENED?!" Ruby cried out.
Smokey watched, unable to do anything to comfort him. "JoJo…"
Back with the Joestar, Joseph fell from the sky alongside debris, while Stroheim sailed underneath him. The cyborg held his arms out and caught him, but when he landed his metal legs were completely shattered, sending them both flying and tumbling across the rock.
"AWAAAAAAAGGHHH!"
"NYEEEAAAAGGGHHHH!"
"Oh gosh!" Weiss cringed at the destruction of Stroheim's legs. "Good thing they can repair him!" Blake winced. Yang can just sigh in relief. "Stroheim does sure mess things up but he does a good job saving the day!" Ruby said.
However, as they had taken the brunt of the force, both men lived. Joseph sat up, with Stroheim just an upper body, one arm with a hand, another that doesn't have any, and head next to him. "Stroheim… you crazy fuck..! You're even crazier than me, and that's saying something! B-But I have to thank you."
Stroheim twisted. "Y-You look alright, but what about Kars? DID KARS FINALLY BECAME STEW?!" The ground suddenly rumbled and a massive pillar of lava burst from the ground, causing both men to shield their faces. Within the magma, Kars melted, in clear pain, as he cursed both men.
"FRYYYY MOTHERFUCKER!" Yang cheered as she raised her fist.
"You… worms…" his voice gurgled and his body deformed as he was seemingly defeated before a familiar arrow appeared.
To be continued!
"Oh no, you are not gonna fool me twice, he is not dead yet!" Blake exclaimed. "Joseph needs to make sure he is dead this time! I don't want him to return as a head or a friggin brain!" Weiss said in panic. "Yeah, I'm not gonna be that relaxed just yet until I see Kars just dead. Sprawled on the floor ir burned to crisp." Ruby said, proud of herself for not being naive. "Joseph is gonna win, I'm sure of it!" Yang grinned.
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