Author's Note: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! And to celebrate this new year I will be uploading some of the songfics I did for Minijenns UF Zine contest.
Here is the first one, set in the Crystal Falls AU, when Bill first invades Homeworld.
And the song is from Disney's Aladdin, (Pick which version of it.)
Bill Cipher
(A version of Prince Ali)
Homeworld. A beautiful planet where there are mountains made of crystals and the trees are made of jewels instead of wood. The water is the same but reflects the grand shine of the planet.
The population shares this wonder. They are a race of living gems that take the form of a female-like race. For many eras Gemkind never knew fear, hate, or war…
…sadly all that changed.
When he came.
The sky darkened, everyone looked up at the sight of a large black metal pyramid in the sky.
The menacing object flew over the population, the onlookers fearing what might come from this strange object.
The Pyramid landed just outside of the citadel crushing only the trees. Its shadow covered the whole of the city…and then after a couple of tensed moments, the front of it opened up.
Clouds of steam erupted from the opened door and a long blood red carpet rolled down from it and continued rolling down towards the citadel and onward.
Suddenly sounds of horns trumpeted from out of the pyramid and echoes of footsteps were heard until a sight of armored humanoids came out with Eye-bats flapping above them.
The Armored beings each held different weapons unknown to all of Gemkind, the people were about to panic, is this an attack?
But there was no attack, they just kept on marching on to the red carpet with their faces covered by a helmet with one eye painted on the face.
Armored soldiers: Make way for Bill Ciper! Say hey! Its lord Cipher!
All gems where frozen at the sight of this, but more so at the sight of more and even stranger creatures that came out next.
The Henchmaniacs
Teeth: Hey! Clear the way, for someone bizarre!
8Ball knocked a couple of rubies away from nearing the carpet.
8Ball: All of you! Let us through! For your brand new star!
Pryonica: Oh come! Be the first on this rock to meet his eye!
Soon a new object was nearly coming out of the pyramid.
Hectorgon: Make way!
Kryptos: Here he comes!
Keyhole: Ring Bells!
Pacifier: Bang the drums!
The Henchmaniacs: Are you gonna love this guy!
Out from the Pyramid was a slight to behold, levitating from the ground, a large throne made of from what the gems could see was humanoid statues, not knowing of the true horror.
And sitting on this throne of horror is the ruler of nightmares and madness himself.
The Henchmaniacs: Bill Cipher! Mighty and wiser, ruler of the Earth!
Bill tipped his crown at the frightened population.
Zanthar: Show some respect!
Amorphous Shape: And genuflect, down on one knee!
A few of the gems at once bowed when Bill set his sight on them as he continued to follow his warriors.
Pyronica: Now, listen you stone covered fools!
Keyhole: And sign in to the Cipher High school!
Teeth: As we give you a short of his legacy!
Bill Cipher pointed up and shooting out fireworks that showed scenes of him attacking worlds, destroying planets as well as many alien creatures bowing down to him.
The Henchmaniacs: Bill Cipher! Never eyesore! Master of Planets!
Stronger than ten regular men, definitely!
Bill flexed both his arms, turning them from skinny to hulkingin size as he flexes while his Hnechmaniacs slightly terrorize the rest of Gem kind.
Hectorgon: He gave an army their tomb!
Teeth: Their dreams he all can consume!
8 ball: Who send them all to their doom?
The Henchmaniacs and the armored soldiers: Why, Bill Cipher!
As the invaders continued their march, they were secretly observed by the rulers of Homeworld, The Diamond Authority. White, Blue, Yellow and Pink Diamond all watched with the use of their orb as the new arrivals march towards their palace.
The Armored Soldiers: He's got seventy-five golden statues.
Zanthar held out a plate filled with golden statues of multiple aliens locked in frozen terror.
"They thought they could win!" remarked Kryptos.
The Armored Soldiers: Screaming heads he's got all fifty-three.
Zanthar held another plate covered with screaming heads.
"They were screaming before they ended up like this!" said Keyhole.
Pacifier: When it comes to brave and the mighty.
Pyronica: Has he got them beat.
Teeth: Right off the street!
The Henchmaniacs: He's the greatest you ever seen!
Bill adjusted his tie and summoned a microphone and stood up.
Bill Cipher (Henchmaniacs) : Yes I'm he! Great as can be! (There's no question that this guy is crazy) Bill Cipher! (Never ordinary, always zany!)
All my forces agree (Everything about the boss is plain impressive) I am Supreme!
Now all of you here on the street. (He's a winner, he's a whiz, A wonder!) I'm someone you Gems want to meet. (He's about to hit your minds by thunder!) So, come here and kiss the feet of Bill Cipher! (But mess with him and he'll be quite aggressive!)
Blue where disgusted by Bill and his invading army, Yellow was intrigued by his soldier's weapons, Pink was curious of the strangers, and White just kept watching.
The Armored Soldiers: He's got ninety-five deadliest weapons!
"Oh, don't sugarcoat it, I got a lot more then that!" Bill laughed.
The Armored Soldiers: And will use them if you all try to flee!
"Go ahead and run. I need some entertainment!"
Soon they reached the citadel, All the Amethyst Guards quickly ran to hold the doors to keep them locked.
The Armored Soldiers: He's got slaves willing to fight and to die for him. They're proud to work with him. Proud serving him, to die for him is a blessing!
For our Lord! Bill Cipher!
The guards held steady at the door holding it down as the invaders neared. Then the door exploded knocking them all to the ground as the army entered.
Henchmaniacs and the Armored Soldiers: Bill Cipher! Fearsome then fire, new ruler of all Gems!
Bill Cipher: Heard your planets a gem! Lovely to steal!
The Diamonds quickly let the citadel as soon as the invader entered the citadel.
Bill Cipher: And that, you rock heads, is why! I came right here to drop by!
Henchmaniacs and the Armored Soldiers: With Sixty armadas, weapons galore.
With his Demons and creatures, Night Terrors and more!
With his forty invaders and his crazy crusaders, disagree they'll make your planet an eyesore!
Make way!
For Bill Cipher!
Bill jumped from his throne and landed casually on the ground, holding his cane proudly as he gazed upon the frightened gems in the room.
"Now as I always say…take me to your former leaders."
The End.
Author's Note: There we are, one out of four from my addition to the UF Zine. Hope you guys liked it and hope you have had a happy New Year!