The day of the dance finally arrived.
"Wow! Everyone looks dashing!" Jonathan said as they all tried their outfits on. "Pfft, you're wearing that cap, Jotaro-san?" Josuke giggled as he combed his hair.
Jotaro glanced at him with an unamused expression as he fixed his necktie, but decided not to say anything about his hair.
"They're all so lucky to lay their eyes on the magnificent Dio that I, Dio, am almost jealous." Dio said with a grin as he hovered and adjusted his sweater vest. "It sucks that those stupid tailors won't accept my request..." Joseph mumbled as he crossed his arms and sat down his own bed like a petulent child.
"That's because you want your outfit to be so revealing." Giorno said as he used his stand to braid his own hair.
"Says alot coming from cleavage boy!" The taller man huffed.
"You're not going to fix your hair, Joseph?" Jonathan asked.
"Hmm? No. My hair looks nice and besides! I think Yang would like it messy since she seems to wear her own hair naturally." Joseph proudly boasted.
. . .
"You're actually..." the heiress drifted off in shock.
"Yang, you have your hair in a bun! It looks so cute, but what gives?!" Ruby exclaimed with a smile. "Damn Suzi had her fancy hairdo during the funeral scene so I bet Joseph won't like my usual style..!" Yang grunted as she struggled to tie it properly.
"Ughh, you're such a mess! Let me help." Weiss said, dusting off her own white dress before approaching the blonde.
Blake glanced at the clock.
"Hey, we have an hour until the dance."
"Yes." RWY said in unison, as if to answer her question.
Blake can't hide her grin, she turned the TV on...
The second episode began with a short recap, going over the events of the previous, from the jail to the reveal of Jonathon's fate, before revealing a new location.
"Ughh! Not gonna lie, I'm having second thoughts of giving up on the show when they revealed Dio is alive." Ruby muttered.
The sounds of birds could be heard as a Japanese home appeared on the screen, with the nameplate 'Kujo' next to a door that Jotaro walked out of.
Blake's cat ears twitched, before realizing that she forgot to put on her bow. Yang laughed at her "That's right! Better match Jotaro's hat!"
"Jotaro! Wait! You forgot something!" Holly ran out after her big ass son, smiling after him. "Goodness… Here, a goodbye kiss! Smooch!"
Weiss giggled at the sight of the big bad boy receiving a kiss as Ruby wheezed.
"You bitch…" Jotaro groaned, waving her away with a scowl. "Stop clinging to your child already."
"What!? Come on, stop calling your mom a bitch already, she is just trying to be nice!" Yang huffed. Blake just giggled at the sight.
Holly just smiled, cheerfully waving him away. "Okay! Have a good day!"
A short riff played, Jotaro pulling his cap's brim down with a sigh. "Good grief…" Birds continued to chirp and fly overhead as he continued his walk to school, a weird art style covering him for a moment, confusing the team.
The reason he sighed was then explained as several female students were revealed walking by him and ogling him.
"Hey, it's Jojo!"
"What, Jojo?"
You're right! It's Jojo!"
"Jojo!"
"Jojo!"
"Jojo!"
Yang whistled "Blake, you have more competition than me and Weiss combined." Blake just groaned.
"Jojo no longer sounds like an actual word with how much they're using it." Weiss mumbled.
Several girls continued to greet Jotaro, with 'Good morning, Jojo!' repeated several times.
"Blake is jealous! Its cute!" Ruby grinned. "What about me? Was I cute when I was jealous?" Yang asked as her signature cowlick stood back up once more.
"NO. YOU ARE NOT." Weiss answered. Blake meanwhile, just sulked.
"Jojo, what were you doing while you were absent from school for four days?" The girl who asked, one with short brown hair, began clinging to his arm with a smile, causing him to glare down at her.
"He doesn't seem to like the attention." Weiss mumbled.
This just made her to blush, before another girl with poofy, lighter-brown hair shoved her away from him.
Yang started laughing "Oh no, no no!" She wheezed. Her laughter was contagious enough that her younger sister started laughing.
"Hey! Why are you clinging to Jojo's arm like that?! You're being too chummy! Stay away from him!" The poofy brunette said
"HHHHHHHHHHHahahaHAAAA! OH, LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD! WAHAHAHA!" (If you get that reference, I will give you a cookie if I encountered you irl) Yang slapped her own knee at the sight, and slapped Weiss' for good measure "Ow! Calm down, you moron, it's not even that funny!"
"What the hell, ugly?"
"Shut it, no-boobs."
"Ohhh, boy..." Ruby stopped laughing.
The other girls watched as they turned away from each other, beginning to fling insults back and forth.
"Ugly."
"No boobs."
"Ugly."
"No boobs."
"Ugly."
"No boobs."
Weiss' frown then turned to a smile as she finds it funny. "See? Now you're smiling too!" Yang grinned as she struggled to keep her laughter to a minimum. "I am not laughing at her hair, I'm... Laughing at the pettiness of the situation!" The heiress countered.
Blake was still silent.
They glared at each other, the insults beginning to fly at high speed. "Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly-"
"No boobs, no boobs, no boobs, no boobs, no boobs, no boobs, no boobs, no boobs, no boobs, no boobs, no boobs-"
Jotaro eventually stopped walking, enraged by their screeches. "YAKAMASHI! You're so damn annoying! Fuck off!" Every girl stared at him, shocked into silence, before they all began squealing.
"He totally said that to me!"
"No, that was for me!"
Yang and Ruby laughed harder, Weiss had a giggle fit as Blake stared at the screen stonefaced.
Jotaro continued to glare at the utter bruh moment that was occurring, before turning and walking away, internally groaning to what did he do to deserve to be cursed with the trademark Joestar hotness. "Jojo, wait!"
"Wait for us!"
"Jojo!"
"I'm not ugly and my boobs are kinda big..." Blake muttered, causing her team to look at her.
"I said that out loud didn't I?" She said while having the expression of a deer in front of the headlights.
Ruby's quick draw perk allows her to pause the show.
There was a pause, before the two sisters errupted.
Now even Weiss is laughing.
"Y-Yakamashi! You're- you guys are so annoying! Shut up!" Blake lamely tried, causing them to laugh even harder. The faunus was blushing madly.
"Okay, that was cute!" Weiss said between her laugh. "Ahhh! Look at Blake in that shirt dress trynna look tough!" Ruby wheezed as she fell on the floor laughing, Zwei barked at her as if to tell her that her dress might get dirty if she stayed down.
"Look at chu acting like Jotaro~" Yang reached out to her with a dumb goofy smile, Blake gritted and swatted her hand away. She snarled at them but her tomato red face wasn't too intimidating.
"My stomach!" Ruby heaved.
Blake huffed and snatched the remote, pressing play.
As they walked towards a staircase leading down a hill, a menacing piano theme began playing, while a man garbed in green with long red hair was revealed.
"Oh- oh, everybody stop!" Weiss said.
He stood with a paintbrush and a palette holding paint, with a painting on an easel in front of him. On it was… a very unique painting of Jotaro.
"That guy looks like trouble..." Blake muttered. "You don't say..?" Weiss snarked.
But as Jotaro began descending the staircase, the man sliced across Jotaro's leg with a slash of red paint.
At the exact same time Jotaro's leg exploded with blood, and caused him to lose his balance as he began falling down the stairs with a cry of "What the shit?!"
"Woah, what just happened?!" Yang yelped. "A staaaaand!" Ruby accussed. "That's terrifying!" Blake exclaimed.
The girls began screaming in horror as they watched Jotaro tumble seemingly to his death, gaining speed as he fell towards the pavement. Apparently and I kid you not, some horny animators snuck a moment where you can catch a glimpse or Jotaro's abs, causing the team to blush.
W: That was unneccessary...
R: Wh-What was that for?
Y: BLAKE, OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT?!
B: I DID! GET OFF ME, You're gonna ruin my outfit!
His eyes latched onto the trees above him, and he narrowed them. "The tree branches…" the translucent arm of his Stand exited his body, gripping a branch and causing his tumble to turn into a swing off camera.
"That barely helped at all." Weiss comments. "Couldn't he just used his stand to break his fall? Hell, he could land that shit, his ancestors are agile, he should be too!" Yang yelled.
The girls following him hurried down the staircase, worried about the large man. "Jojo fell down the stairs!"
"Oh, but he's moving."
"The tree branches must have broken his fall!" Jotaro lay in a bush, branches beneath him as his knee continued to spurt out blood. He grimaced, reaching towards his wound and twitching as he thought to himself.
'Did the tree branches cut my leg? No… No, that's stupid, It was already cut before I fell!'
He got up, groaning as he continued brushing himself off. 'Did one of those girls shoved me? No way, I'm too heavy, then that means…' He looked around as more disconcerting music played, before the girls reached the bottom of the staircase.
"Are you alright?!"
At the top, the man in green hummed at the sight. "Oh? He's able to summon a pretty strong Stand. I see…"
"The fucker did it!" Yang yelled. "His painting thing did it.." Blake said.
"That's pretty deadly... But why is this guy after him?" Ruby comments. "Could it be that... He is Dio's minion?" Weiss asked in horror.
The paint that had covered the drawing of Jotaro leaked like blood, before the man tossed it aside, where it was pierced by a tree branch.
The team was confused as to why it didn't do anything to Jotaro.
"Wait, how did he know Jotaro's stand was strong just by grabbing a few branches?" Blake asked. "I don't know, but he certainly put the PAIN in painting, am I right guys?" Yang grinned, her teammates ignored her "Oh come on! That was good!" The blonde whined.
"No wonder he wants me to get rid of him. But…" He flicked his paintbrush, causing the painting to explode, before throwing the brush away. "He is no match for my Stand."
The team gasped and went silent. "... Is Jotaro okay?" Blake squeaked.
Episode 2: Who will be the judge?!
"You really scared me!" The girls were surrounding Jotaro, looking him over.
One girl popped out from behind him. "Are you okay, Jojo?"
"That's my line." Blake rolled her eyes. "Blake, you are so cute right now." Yang chuckled.
Another appeared next to her. "You were lucky, if you were even fifteen centimeters off, you would have hit the flagstone."
Then a third. "Accidents happen all the time on these steps."
The fourth. "Starting tomorrow, you should hold my hand when you go down, Jojo."
The girls pouted angrily at the fourth girl for her statement, causing her to smirk with a 'heh' as she turned away. The odd teenager in green descended the stairs behind them, and Jotaro, sensing edginess that could rival his own, gasped.
'This man...' He looked behind him, seeing the man approaching with his white scarf wrapped dramatically around his arm as he looked at Jotaro disdainfully.
"He didn't even attempt to pretend he had nothing to do with this." Weiss waved her hand off.
Pulling a handkerchief from his pocket, he looked down at the large teenager. "You… seem to have cut your left leg. Clumsy." They continued to stare each other down, while the man in green offered him the cloth. "You should use this handkerchief as an emergency binding. Are you all right?"
"Yeah. It's just a scratch." The unknown teen turned and walked away, until Jotaro stopped him. "Hold it." Turning back with a suspicious look, the tension grew, until Jotaro spoke "I'm not clumsy."
Ruby giggled "Pfft- he took offense to that one?"
"But thanks. I haven't seen you around before. Do you go to our school?"
"I'm Noriaki Kakyoin. I just transferred here yesterday. Nice to meet you." With that, he continued his exit, with the girls speaking to each other about their interaction.
"We're getting our first enemy, girls!" Yang exclaimed.
'Something is weird about him... He told me it was nice to meet me, but he didn't even ask what my name is...' Jotaro thought.
"He said his name was Kakyoin? He's not bad."
"Really?"
"I still like Jojo better!"
"Me too!"
"Me too!" As the girls talked, Jotaro rubbed his Joestar birthmark, and the scene shifted to show that Dio was doing the very same thing. "At the time, I was weakened… Because I was only a head."
"DIO!" The team snarled.
. . .
"Hm?" Dio turned around as he stopped the process of powdering his nose to turn to the Joestars "Did anyone of you fools called my name?"
"Don't know what you're talking about." Josuke muttered as he hairsprayed his hair. "Are you okay, Dio?" Jonathan asked in concern as he polished his own shoe. "You're hearing things." Giorno said as he relaxed on their couch. "Have you gone senile or something?" Joseph asked rudely as he fiddled with his scroll.
"Tch, fucking idiot." Jotaro muttered as he attempted to fit his gold chain on his tuxedo.
'But my powerful hearing never failed me before, somebody said my name.' The vampire frowned before deciding to play it off and continue his makeup.
. . .
The scene of the flaming ship appeared briefly as Dio spoke. "If I hadn't stolen JoJo's body…" He flexed, sending sweat flying from his body like the dramatic vampire he was.
"Pfft- what was that?!" Ruby said in a high pitch. "That wasn't yours, Dio." Weiss snarled. "He seems to be very proud of Jonathan's body." Blake muttered. "Of fucking course! You girls may not like it, but that is peak male physique!" Yang said. "I like it! I mean..." Weiss drifted off.
"JoJo, if I didn't have your energy, I would have had very little. I never could have survived at the bottom of the ocean for a hundred years. But this body itself is like a bond between parent and child, and it seems to connect with your descendants." Jonathan, George II, Young Joseph turning to Old Joseph, Holly, and Jotaro flashed across the screen, and Dio began climbing a set of stairs within whatever location he was at.
"Not a single unnattractive family member!" Yang points out.
"They are aware of my existence. The new power that I have acquired by obtaining your body… The Stand!" As he walked, candles lit themselves, though his face was always covered by shadow.
"The stand that was rightfully Jonathan's!" Ruby snarled.
"This Stand also affects the bodies of his descendants. Advantages and disadvantages come hand in hand. That is inevitable." Stopping in front of a mirror, he began caressing it. "I, Dio must eliminate the Joestar bloodline once and for all." He squeezed his bicep "Hope you don't mind that, JoJo..!"
"Is he... Touching himself?" Blake asked with disgust. "... No, he is touching Jonathan and... it didn't make it any better." Weiss said.
The tense music completely paused, replaced by birdsong as the scene switched to reveal the Kujo home, as Joseph's racist adventure continues.
"Oh thank goodness the scene changed. I can't stand Dio onscreen." Weiss sighed in relief.
"What's the deal with this cramped room? This is why I hate Japan. Avdol, how can you stand this?" Joseph and Avdol were within one of the house's small rooms, and Avdol smiled at Joseph.
"Why is my baby so stingy about... Japan or whatever?" Yang asked. "He is still so petty as an old man." Ruby can't help but giggle.
"It is quite fascinating… this thing they call 'the tea ceremony'." Avdol replied.
"Tea ceremony? More like PEE ceremony! Tea fucking sucks, Instant coffee is better!" Joseph angrily began pouring the coffee grinds into a small cup, along with hot water and began mixing it, as Avdol calmly held his tea "By the way, about Dio…"
"Ughh! What about him?" Yang groaned.
Joseph abruptly stopped mixing the coffee, and Avdol continued. "Mr. Joestar, now that we know of his existence, wouldn't it be safe to assume that he knows about us as well?"
"He is right to assume that." Weiss said. "He is just right in general. Kakyoin guy is already after my Jotaro-" Blake's eyes widened as her mouth slipped.
"Ehh? YOUR-" the faunus immediately slaps Yang's mouth shut as Ruby harmlessly cackled. "No point hiding it." Weiss calmly commented.
"I'm not! I just don't want to be the next victim of this scatterbrain's teasing!" Blake said. "You hippopotamus! You literally teased me yesterday about JoJo 4 and JoJo 5!" Ruby accussingly points.
Blake raised an eyebrow "Did you mean hypocrite?"
"Indeed. But if we don't know what he's going to do, or even what his powers are…" He took a drink of his coffee, before groaning. "FWAHHH! Japanese coffee tastes horrible!"
"That's American coffee." Avdol calmly points out.
"HM?!" Joseph grunted in shock.
Yang's muffled laughter errupted as Blake groaned, letting her go. "It seems like Joseph is biased with this American." Weiss said. "Like you with Atlas stuff?" Ruby asked.
"Yes." The heiress proudly boasted.
The scene switched, showing the school that Jotaro likely attended. "Jojo, how did you get that cut?" A small sign indicated that they were within the nurse' office, and a pretty woman wearing a white coat waved her hand at Jotaro as he reclined in a chair. "You didn't get into another fight, did you? And take off your hat! It's poor manners!" She tried to swipe it from him "No, you." Jotaro just leaned away.
One of two delinquents hanging out on the office's bed's interrupted, "Nurse, has Jojo ever gotten seriously injured in a fight? There's no way that would happen."
"Yeah! He is the one who sends guys to hospitals, not the other way around!" The other one adds.
"Jotaro is stereotypically a bad boy." Weiss comments "I don't like him."
"Pretty sure he won't like any of us judging from earlier anyways..." Blake replied pessimistically. "I'm sure he'll like you though~" Yang replied. "Eeeee, Blake's the new target!" Ruby cheered.
"Well, you've got a point." She giggled, smiling. "Then I guess I'll believe that you just fell, you silly boy." She grabbed a pair of scissors, and Jotaro immediately backed away.
"Oi, hold on. What are you trying to do?"
"I'm cutting your pants. Why? Are you afraid of scissors?"
"No, I'm afraid of what you'll do to my goddamn pants." Jumping from the chair, he backed away from the nurse.
"What? What's with the pants?" Yang asked. "It must have some sentimental value to him." Blake said. "Like William's hat or Caesar's headband..." Weiss fondly notes "I bet it's from his dad." Ruby said.
"It costs 200,000 yen, no fucking way. I'll take them off."