Author's Note: Hey guys! Here is the latest part of the UF 5th Anniversary.

This week's theme is the humans, also the song I'm using is a request from fanfic writer Zexo87.

For the humans I'm using everyone's favorite twins….no not Dipper and Mabel. Stan and Ford!

Set in the main UF universe and the song is from the animated movie, Quest for Camelot.

Yeah you obviously know which song I'm using.

If I Didn't Have You.

Ah, another beautiful morning here in Gravity Falls, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the gnomes are trying to flirt with a rock that just has a wig and glued googly eyes on it. (A Prank by Amethyst)

Ah, yes.

A truly peaceful morning.

"STANLY! WHERE IS MY RUG?"

…Well never mind.

"I tossed that thing out during the start of the summer," Stan said while sipping his cup of Joe, while Ford was fuming.

"That rug was one of my most prized experiments Stanly!" Ford shouted.

"Well maybe you shouldn't have used an ugly rug then."

Mabel who just started pouring her famous Mabel Juice frowned at the latest argument between her two Grunkles. This would be the time where Dipper tries to distract Ford by talking to him about weird stuff and her to distract Stan with money or something.

Strange, Mabel thought. Where is Dipper anyway?

Ford glared. "Stanly, you can't just toss away my experiments, they could revolutionize mankind!"

Stan burped and scratched his back. "Yeah, yeah send me the bill Point dexter."

Ford sighed as he rubbed the bridge of his nose. "You know someday, people will be praising me for my genius wondering how they mankind did anything without me."

Stan put his cup down on the table and stood up, "Oh blah, blah, blah. Not everything revolves around you, people have gotten along fine without you."

Ford rolled his eyes, "Oh please, you wouldn't even been around without me pulling your butt out of hot water."

Stan glared. "Oh yeah, well I can get along just fine without you. In fact if I didn't have you I could do a lot of things!"

Ford scoffed. "Really, like what?"

It was at this moment that music filled the whole room and only Mabel reacted to it. "Uh, do you guys here that music?"

But her two grunkles where only looking/glaring at each other as the whole room started to change.

The second Mabel closed her eyes and open them up again, she saw Stan in a fancy car with two red head women in the car with him.

Stan: I be driving a Mercedes. Dancing with the ladies.

I'd be Stanonize the dump in a minute.

Then the Mystery Shack was turned into a fancy mansion with all of Stan's belongings and fancy pictures of him all around the walls. While Stan's outfit changed to a more King-like image then procced to hit Ford on the head with his scepter.

Stan: Stanly, they would sing 'cause I would be a richfull king!

I would love this world without you in it!

If I didn't have you!

Ford: If you didn't have me?

Stan: If I didn't have you!

Ford: Well what if I didn't have you huh?

Ford grabbed the scepter and hit Stan back causing the whole mansion, car, and ladies to vanish. Then Mabel watched as her two Grunkles started pulling the scepter like a game of tug of war.

Stand and Ford: Oh, what I could be if there was only me!

Oh, What I'd do if I didn't have you!

"Hey here is an idea," Mabel said trying to break the fight. "How about instead of fighting we think of a way to-"

"Think?" Ford said as he put his hand on Stan's head stopping him from trying to get the scepter which is now in Ford's hand.

"If anyone knows how to properly think here, that would be me." Ford finished as he bonked Stan on the head with the scepter and once more the whole area changed this time to what looked like a college or a university.

Ford: If only there was one and not two.

My whole dream would then come true.

The whole wide world would love my mind!

While you're the part I gladly leave behind.

If I didn't have you.

Ford turned to see Stan sitting on a stool, then he took of Stan's fez and replaced it with a dunce cap.

Stan: I should be so lucky!

Ford: If I didn't have you!

"Oh yeah? Well take this!" Stan grabbed the hat shoved on top of Ford's head thill it covered it, thus causing another brawl between the two while Mabel watches in confusion as the whole area is changed again.

Ford and Stan: Oh, what I could be if there was only me!

Oh, What I'd do if I didn't have you!

Soon the whole area became a mishmash of Stan's mansion and Ford's University.

Stan and Ford: Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you.

"Argh! Stanly looked what you done!" Ford exclaimed while looking at the room.

"Oh sure, blame me for every thing why don't you!" Stan shouted.

"Because it is usually always your fault!"

"Guys," Mabel tried to intervene. "Why are you not all freaked out about what is going on here?!"

"Let me remind you, Point dexter," Stan grinned. "If I wasn't around you would get bullied for your entire life."

"Now listen here Stanly!" Ford fumed. "I did not come here to be insulted.

"Oh?" Stan said. "Where do you usually go?

Then the whole area changed again. "Not again!" Mabel screamed as everything started shaping to what the older twins envisioned.

Ford: I'd be dinning with world leaders!

Stan: I'd be sending bullies to the cleaners!

Ford: You'd be nothing without me!

You'd be extinct! You'd cease to be!

Stan: I'm so tired of your nagging!

Ford: And I'm so tired of your bragging!

Stan: Without me you have no brain.

Ford: With which to think!

Mabel held her head as everything started going crazy as Stan and Ford continue their arguing as the world started going topsy turvy.

Stan and (Ford): I be driving a Mercedes. Dancing with the ladies. (If only there was one and not two.)

I'd be Stanonize the dump in a minute. (My whole dream would then come true.)

Stanly, they would sing 'cause I would be a richfull king! (The whole wide world would love my mind!)

Stan and Ford: I would love this world without you in it.

If I didn't have you!

Just as things where calming down, Mabel saw both kid version of her Grunkles having a sword fight with preschool style forks along with three Waddles doing a kick line while this was going on.

Chorus: If I didn't have you.

Stan and Ford: If I didn't have you!

Chorus: If I didn't have you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then to add more to Mable's confusion, her now adult Grunkles started dancing with each other then started dressing up like they were in a rock band….try and get that image out of your head why don't ya?

Ford: This way, let me lead.

Chorus: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stan: No, this way twinkletoes.

Stan and Ford: Oh what my life could be, if it was all just me!

What I'd do if I didn't have you!

Mabel screamed, "Can we please just-" But she was grabbed by Stan as the pair continued to sing.

Stan and Ford: Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!

Then a flash as well as a puff of smoke surrounded Mabel, and to her big shock both Stan and Ford where dressed up as Elvis Presly.

Stand and Ford: Well, if I didn't,

oh, if I didn't,

have you!

"Thank you very much." They both said with an Elvis voice while bowing.

"Stanford has left the building."

"Uh, you never sing before have ya Ford?"

"WHAT!" Mabel screamed, then she looked around to find herself in her bed.

"Mabel?" Mabel turned seeing Dipper waking up as well. "What's going on?"

Mabel shuddered. "One thing bro, never ever, EVER, drink Mabel juice before bed.

The End.

Author's Note: Okay I'm not proud how this one was handled because I had a lot to do today and I did this at the last minute. I hope this is still good to you guys, let us hope the next one will be a little bit better.