Just felt like making a little parody of Spongebob, and my first one focused entirely on the Mario franchise.
This one is based off the episode: Gary Takes a Bath.
Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: Mario is owned by Nintendo and Spongebob is owned by Nickelodeon, Viacom, and Stephen Hillenburg.
"Polterpup!" Luigi called as he walked downstairs, "Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time!"
Polterpup's eyes widened in shock, he didn't like baths or getting cleaned. He backed away a bit from him.
"Come on, let's go get the water started." Luigi walked away, expecting Polterpup to listen. But unfortunately, he didn't. So he walked back to the pup, "You're gonna have to get in that tub, Pup."
"Ruff!" Polterpup barked.
"Now, Polterpup," Luigi replied, "We can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way…"
Polterpup just stares at Luigi, and the plumber facepalms.
"So that's how you wanna play it, huh?" Luigi sighed.
"Polterpup! Check out this new toy. Fetch!" Luigi throws the ball to Polterpup, but the toy boomerangs back to Luigi and he reads the box, "Huh? "New" Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works!"
Luigi throws the box with a straight face, but it boomerangs back and hits him in the head. He tries something else.
"Pup! There's a bomb strapped to my chest!" Luigi panicked as the clock ticked, "It's going to explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!"
Polterpup doesn't react and just stares at Luigi blankly.
"Please...?" Luigi asked before…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages!" Luigi moved his hands around as pictures of a bathtub, a shower faucet running, and a bar of soap came up. After those three, a picture of Princess Daisy appeared. Luigi became surprised and walked away blushing.
"S-sorry you had to s-see that." Luigi stuttered.
Later, Luigi was on the phone, talking to someone.
"Hello, Hot-Dog restaurant?" I've got a naughty dog here who won't take a bath." Luigi said.
The person on the other side was talking really fast and it sounded exactly like gibberish.
"What? Can you say that again?" Luigi asked as Polterpup walked away, "Please slow down! It's like you're speaking some other language!"
Luigi gave up and tried another idea.
"Hey, Pup! How 'bout some leapfrog?" Luigi smiled, "Weehee! Okay, your turn."
Luigi attempted to help him jump, but he accidentally threw Polterpup, causing him to go through the wall and hit the ground. He was covered with casts and bandages.
"Hey, uh... How 'bout some leapfrog?" Luigi asks as Polterpup whacks him on the head with his cane.
"I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house!" Luigi announced before Wario came in taking a bath and took his dollar.
Luigi tried dancing to entertain Polterpup into taking a bath, but of course...
"That didn't work either, huh?" Luigi replied as Polterpup was sleeping. Luigi decides to dress up like a pirate and wake him up.
"Pup! Pup!" Luigi called, "Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house!"
"Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure!" Luigi walked with Polterpup following along, "Okay, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 24, 25, 26, twenty seveeen…"
Luigi looked at Polterpup nervously before heading into the bathroom, "40! The treasure must be in here!"
Luigi walked to the bathtub, which looked like it was painted to look like a treasure chest.
"Wow, Polterpup, look! A pirate treasure chest!" Luigi exclaimed.
"Ruff?" Polterpup asked.
"Why, no, this isn't the bathtub." Luigi sweatdropped as he kicked away a paint can, "It's treasure! Look, two gold doubloons!" Luigi showed 2 golden bars of soap, "Don't lose 'em…"
"Ruff…" Polterpup groaned.
"Look at this brooch!" Luigi shows a rubber ducky as Polterpup stared in confusion.
"Ruff?" Polterpup questioned.
"I don't know what a puppy would want with a brooch! Now why don't you just get into the tub?!" Luigi tries to throw Polterpup in the tub but he sticks on him, "Get in the tub!"
He tries it again, but fails miserably.
"Get in the tub!" Luigi tries to throw him in the tub but is unsuccessful again, "Get in the tub!"
"In the tub!" Luigi continues to fail, "In the tub!"
Luigi tries to throw Polterpup in the tub at the right angle, but the pup floats over the tub, and appears back on the floor after 2 seconds.
"Now are you gonna get in this tub or am I gonna have to…" Luigi pulls up Polterpup off the floor, but is sent flying, and both end up dangling from the bedroom ceiling, "Polterpup, could you?"
Polterpup starts to fade away.
"Polterpup, no!" Luigi yelled as Polterpup faded away fully, "POLTERPUP!"
Luigi falls in the tub with his Poltergust, and Polterpup runs away smugly.
"Alright, Polterpup! You have duped and/or frustrated me for the last time!" Luigi scolded angrily, "So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath to you."
Luigi grabs his Poltergust and sucks all the water from the bathtub.
"Psst, Polterpup." Luigi called as he held out his Poltergust, which was filled with water, "Bath delivery!"
Polterpup became shocked and ran away as the Poltergust spits water, but misses and hits the armchair instead.
"Come back, Pup!" Luigi jokes, "I have something to "chair" with you!"
The Poltergust spits more water at Polterpup, but misses and hits dirty dishes, which cleans and stacks them.
"Dish" is more like it!" Luigi joked again.
SEVERAL BAD PUNS LATER…
Polterpup escaped from the house as a huge wave of water came from the door, Luigi walked out of the door .
"Water" you waiting for, Polterpup?!" Luigi jokes, once again. He hears some barking from a tree, and gets a ladder. He climbs up with an evil grin, "Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Polterpup!"
The Poltergust spits out the final piece of water at Polterpup, before Luigi realizes that it was a gramophone playing a record of his barks. The gramophone breaks into pieces due to the water.
"Oh, no! I bathed Polterpup too hard and removed his skin!" Luigi cried as Polterpup, while barking mockingly, took the ladder off the tree.
"POLTERPUP! Bring that ladder back this instant!" Luigi ordered as Polterpup dropped the latter, "I am really not amused, mister! You are going to take a bath and you are going to get clean right now!"
"Ruff!" Polterpup replied.
"I am so the boss of you!" Luigi retorted.
"Bark!" Polterpup retorted back.
"It may be a free country, but you live in my mansion under my rules!" Luigi replied.
"Meow!" Polterpup imitated with a rude voice.
"Don't use that tone of voice with me!" Luigi yelled, "You will do what I say when I say!"
Polterpup started to walk slowly.
"What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister!" Luigi yelled.
Polterpup stops right next to a giant mud puddle.
"Do not go near that mud puddle!" Luigi ordered, "Polterpup the Ghost Dog, do you hear me?! I am giving you 3 seconds to get away from that mud puddle!"
"One!"
Polterpup moves closer to the mud.
"Two!"
Polterpup moves even closer to the mud.
"Two and a half!"
Polterpup leans over the mud.
"Don't make me say 3!" Luigi growled as Polterpup leaned further over the mud, "POLTERPUP!
Polterpup was close to the mud and Luigi had enough.
"POLTERPUP! POLTERPUP! POOOOLTERPUUUUUP!" Luigi falls out of the tree and into the mud, getting dirty himself.
"I'm a dirty boy…" Luigi sighed.
Inside the mansion, Luigi was in the bathtub.
"Ruff!" Polterpup barked.
"Yeah, yeah, Polterpup." Luigi groaned as he scrubs his ears, "I'm getting behind my ears."
Polterpup grinned happily.
That's a wrap! Poor Luigi, though.
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