"Carla looked up from her drink, disturbed from her thoughts as Ken sat down in front of her. 'I was hoping I'd see you here' he grinned as Carla looked perplexed. 'Ken, I have to go' Carla said quickly before Ken interupted, 'Scissor'. 'Sorry?' Carla replied, confused. 'I want to scissor you' Ken said before pulling out a piece of paper. 'I've been doing some research' he said as Carla looked in horror at the page, scribbled with doodles and words. 'There's the t square, and praying mantis.. ' he smiled as Carla bit her lip. 'You've.. been busy' she said in disbelief. 'Carla, I can't stop thinking about it, it's been all I can focus on, I've even been doing some stretches, to loosen my arthritic hips' he said full of pride. 'Look Ken, the other night, it were just..' 'It was invigorating Carla, mind blowing, it wasn't until I released my elderly load until I realised just how weighed down my balls have been'. 'I see' Carla didn't know how to respond whilst Ken seemed on another planet. 'Tonight Carla, I want to scissor you tonight'.