Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Wendy's whole body hurt, Pacifica had forced her to stand like a throne in the most uncomfortable way imaginable, AND on top of bramble twigs so she could sit on her...and she wasn't even allowed to take a break when she wasn't there!
Wendy didn't know how much more she could take this, she kept trying to summon images of Dipper to give her strength...but to go through THREE whole months of this? She just...she didn't thin-
"Alright, Lumber Jane your fired! You owe me nothing! Dipper will receive the stupid Jelly at the end of the Summer, now get out of my sight before I change my mind!"
A dumbfounded Wendy could do nothing but fall on her but in surprise, "What, why?" Asked Wendy confused.
"Why?! I'm gonna hit you with a hammer, that's why! Just take this good fortune and leave you moron!" She snaps bitterly.
Wendy frowned at this, but decide it best not to question it, she tried to get up. But found that the brambles had snagged on her bikini a bit. She tries to untangle but-
"What are you waiting for!? I said leave!" Snaps Pacifica impatiently. "Wait, a minute! I need to-
But Pacifica wasn't having it, she orders a manitour to lift her up and throw her out of the forest-
"Wait! I-
RIP!
A now naked Wendy grumbled miserably as a now VERY happy Manitour took her to the outskirts of the forest...where she would have LONG walk home.
Pacifica ignored this, she thought...she thought of what she saw...and it overcame her...and she cried...
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Manly Dan found himself greeting the sight of his daughter wearing nothing but a 'welcome' mat to hide her modesty.
"What-
"I don't want to talk about it!" Snaps Wendy irritably as she streaked passed him, she sighed as she entered her room, throw down the mat, turned to her bed to relax...
And was greeted by the wide-eye's of a boy who was already there.
Wendy sighed as she covered herself embarrassed, "Right, of course."
Dipper took his eyes off her, "Forgive me for starring at your heavenly body, Mrs. Wendy...I'll assume the positi-
"Dipper, no! I'm not going to punish you, this is more my fault for forgetting you were here." Said an exasperated Wendy flatly, trying to keep the blush off her face because of his compliment.
"Oh...okay, if you say so." Stated a both confused yet relieved Dipper.
Wendy sighed as she went to get dressed
"Okay, so sorry I wasn't hear for you lately, but rest assured I secured you with the help you need-
"Oh, I know. Mrs. Pacifca is already paying to give me far better treatment then what the federal government is offering." Explained Dipper.
Wendy looked at him surprised, "Wait, what? She was HERE?"
Dipper nodded and explained how Mrs. Pacifica had came upon him while he was naked...one sight of his body made her weep and vomit...Dipper proceded to comfort her to the best of his abilities...and they got to talking...and then she told him he'd make sure he was taken care of.
Wendy was stunned, "...Is...is this why she terminated our contract? ...WOW, maybe I misjudged Pacifica...maybe she actually DOSE have a heart."
Wendy smiled, "Well, it's nice to see you had a good day." Dipper nodded, "Yes, it was nice to have my sexuality complimented for once."
Wendy looked at him confused, "What do you mean?"
"Oh, naturally to get her to stop crying I offered to pleasure her and she agreed..." He sighed, "She was very nice, despite my best efforts I can ONLY pleasure a woman for five hours straight and only give them 10 measly orgasms...and yet she was nice enough to lie and say it was the best experience ever...and not beat me up for how inadequate I am!" He smiled happily.
Wendy's eye twitched(and blushed), she threw back her head and screamed to the heaven's:
NORTHWEST! YOU-
That day would be forever called 'cursing day' by the residents of gravity falls...as well as the towns several miles over...
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