Mable just wants Dipper to be happy
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Pacfica tried to enjoy her newfound kingdom...but she couldn't...she kept thinking about the plight of that poor, unfortunate soul who(indirectly) gave her all this...all he suffered...how he hurt...
...how sex with him had been the greatest experience she'd ever had...now she knew it had been wrong to do that- and boy was that a weird experience! Feeling 'guilt'- Her, a NORTHWEST feeling guilt for doing something 'bad'! She felt awful for doing that...
...she was totally having sex with him again, the next chance she got, though...boy, life was confusing...
"Uh, your majesty? That red head is back...and she looks mad..." Says one of her manitour guards. Pacifica sighs...but orders the guards to leave her.
Wendy storms into the clearing- Pacifica is briefly amused by the fact that she'd been so angry she'd forgotten to put on clothes and stormed naked back -then she has to doge a log being thrown at her.
"YOU HUSSY OF A PERVERT OF A BITCH! HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF DIPPER LIKE THAT!?" She screamed.
Pacifica sighed, "Okay...look Wendy, you have every right to be mad. So...whatever you want to do, I'll allow you. I won't tell my dad- she opens herself up for attack -do as you will-
CRACK!
Wendy punched her in the face and continued to pummel her...
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"WHAT THE BLOOD!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RELUCTANT TO BEAT SOMEONE UP WHO SURRENDERED AND WAS YOUNGER THEN YOU!" Screamed a now naked and badly beaten up Pacifica as she dangled from a top of a tall tree.
A still naked Wendy snorts as she walks away while dusting her hands off, "That only works in stupid cartoons where the writer is too lazy to think of a better way to wrap up a conflict." She retorts annoyed as she walks off completely unashamed of her nudity...
...and then it starts to snow...
"SERIOUSLY!?" Screamed Pacifica as her naked body began to shiver, "IT'S SUMMER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
A Kill Billy walks by, "Yeah, the weather this far in the enchanted forest can be kinda nuts...last Wednesday it LITERALLY rained cats and dogs. But hey, what can you do?"
"YOU CAN GET ME DOWN FROM THIS TREE!" She screamed, but the Kill Billy was already gone...
Pacifica groaned...she had a LOOOOOOONG night ahead of her...
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"Well, everyone's seen me naked, but I put that blonde bitch in her place, so I chalk this up as a win." Says a tired Wendy as she goes to put on clothes.
On Wendy's bed Dipper coughs to get her attention, "Uh, Miss Wendy?"
Wendy turns to him, "Yes?" She asks through half closed eyes...
Dipper gulps, "Uh...might I be so bold to ask that when you lie in the bed you've graciously allowed to slumber in...that you do so...WITHOUT clothes?" He asks, his face very red.
Wendy probably would've said no ordinarily, but she was so tired she just nodded and flopped on the bed naked and was out like a alight...
...an awake Wendy also would've noticed that Dipper was currently naked as well...
The boy happily snuggled up to her...enjoying the warmth and safety of her bosom...
"...I love you mistress Wendy...you make more happy then anyone..." he sheds a tear...and is out like a light...but not before a still slumbering Wendy returns the hug...
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