Chapter 6.

Disclaimer: Ozpin refused to give me RWBY because I hate coffee. Not my fault I hate the stuff. I just run off sugar instead of caffeine. *Drinks an entire quart of chocolate milk* See? I drink milk!

AN: Sorry for the hiatus. I was kinda on vacation at Disney World and burning the script for Frozen 2. Also if you hear a guy in a storm trooper helmet beating up a traitor at the Magic Kingdom, I had nothing to do with it and you can't prove anything! Well this is doing great! Over 270 favs.
Now onto questions.

The main one has been Pyrrha and her role. Well, read to find out, damn it!
Next up, Most of you have requested for me to, for lack of better words, portray Weiss as less of a bitch. To be fair, she can be a total piece of work most of the time, but when shit hits the fan, Weiss is a great person to have. This is how I see her. So during this chapter, we get to see the caring side of the Schnee Heiress. Sorry if I have her being as cold as Weiss. Sorry, just Schnee'd like a good pun. Alright, I'll stop before you folks want to bury me in a shallow grave.

Now your votes!
One: 6
Twins (Poor Jaune): 8
Triplets (Damn, it's gonna SUCK to be Jaune if this one wins): 6
Quadruplets (Jesus Christ, Jaune will be dead on the spot): 1

The overwhelming ratio of the vote of gender is 4 girls: 1 boy, and the name of the first daughter is definitely going to be Summer. For more names I guess I'll just cast out votes after the number and gender are confirmed after month 4. But till then, Keep voting!

Weiss stood by the door, holding her scroll in Ruby's face.

"Explain. NOW"
Ruby stared at her like a deer in headlights. What does Jaune to get out of these kind of things? Oh yeah, make it up an excuse and pray that it works.

"Um…. Spelling error?"
Weiss gave the red hooded girl the stink eye. "Yeah right, Explain before I go find out from Ozpin himself"

Ruby sighed in defeat. She might as well tell Weiss now rather than when she was huge.

"Remember that night where Yang threw that party with the drinks? You know, the one where you got-"
"I KNOW!" Weiss interrupted, a vein visibly showing on her forehead, the faint markings still present. This was gonna be a long day. "I mean go on"

Ruby decided to continue explaining "Well, you guys all got yourself into unquie situations. I mean, I still don't know anything about how things led to the aftermath of that night. But what you don't know is what me and Jaune did. We woke up in the same bed naked, and we could have guessed what that means."
Weiss scowled deeply. "So you're telling me Jaune took abuse of a drunk girl for his own pleasure. That's it" She said as she brought out her rapier "I'm going with Yang to kill him."
Ruby quickly grabbed Weiss, holding her back from leaving "Wait! That's not what happened! Jaune couldn't manipulate someone even if he had a step by step manual right in front of him!"

Weiss considered this for a moment. It was true, the Arc had shown to the Schnee time and time again he had all the charm of a mule and less of a kick than one. Weiss sadly knew that Ruby was probably telling the truth, as much as she wished she could use this to attack the boy who had been trying to use his terrible excuse of flirting on her for the past few years. Letting a out a small groan, Weiss gave up her attempt to murder the Arc.

For now that is.

"Fine Ruby. I wouldn't kill the idiot. But what is your plan? A child is a lot of work." Weiss said to Ruby, causing the Reaper lose her pouting face and change to a one of deep thought. This was the first time Ruby actually had to address this problem. For the past 2 months she've been shoving it to the back of her head, but now she couldn't help but ponder. "I guess I was gonna graduate and wing it from there. I mean, I kind of run this team, how hard can a child be to that?"
"Ruby, you left Zwei locked in the bathroom and forgot about because it was cookie day at the cafeteria." Weiss deadpanned
"Oh, that was just a one time thing"
"Let's not forget the time you got lost in the mall"
"It's not my fault they build those things like mazes! I just wanted to see the weapons on display!"

"You're avoiding my point Ruby" Weiss said firmly "You need to get a plan together. If Jaune's in it, fine, the child will have a father. But both of you two have a lot of growing up to do before you are remotely ready for a child. And this is if the dolt survives what your family wants to do to him."

Ruby let her partner's words sink in. She always knew she was a little on the immature side, often being seen as childish, but know she couldn't have that option, and neither did Jaune. They both needed to be there as mature, responsible adults in order to raise their child. Needless to say, she had a lot of work to do before, and she only had 7 months. Turning to Weiss, she looked at her with the biggest pout she could muster. "Weiss, could you help me?"
Weiss looked at her partner. Her father would say to aboden someone who got into this kind of situation, but she was nothing like her father. She would stand by her friend, and help her through this, one way or another. However, teaching Ruby to be a parent was not a job she could do very well. She would need help, and she had a feeling Yang was going to be very busy with other matters, and probably rope Blake into it. If only someone else could help

"Um, Hello?"
Weiss and Ruby turned to see Pyrrha standing out by their door. "There's two giant holes in my team's dorm, Jaune is missing, and when I asked Nora about this, she just grinned and said to ask you Ruby."
Weiss grinned as Pyrrha stood with a puzzled look on her face. What better way to teach about dealing with kids than someone who basically babysits an entire team.

"Oh well, Pyrrha, you see-" Ruby started before getting cut off by Weiss.

"You see Pyrrha, Ruby and Jaune got themselves into a bit of a situation and I need your help…"
This is going to be a long day Ruby thought as Weiss dragged the Champion into the door and slammed the door

Yang was furious beyond belief. She had finished scouring all over Beacon and found no trace of the Arc. The sneaky bastard had escaped right under her nose. But she was determined to make the bastard pay for her sister. She heard from her Uncle that he found the Arc on a airship towards Haven, and engaged in combat with him, but "lost" him in the forest and had to make an "urgent meeting for something of utmost importance. Translation; He had a booty call.

She groaned at her uncle's failure. Then again he was drunk, and he did send her a video of Jaune faceplanting into the dirt, that Yang then continued to upload said video to the internet. Vomit Boy epic fail She chuckled to herself, but shook her head, focusing on her mission. She had a certain black cat to recruit to her hunt.

Taiyang was done. Not only did he have to deal with the bullshit his eldest and his students gave him, but now Ruby was pregnant! He was going to kill the boy who deflowered his precious Rose. That was, after he murdered the idiot student who was currently attempting to explain the giant hole in his classroom wall.
"Well you see Church-"
"TAIYANG"
"Church, there was this bug on the wall, then some stuff happened, then some other stuff, then some stuff with guns, then some more stuff with fire, and now we have a new window to look out of! Isn't that great Church? Church"
Taiyang's patience with Caboose had finally ran out. Ozpin could deal with this, cause as he just showed with this lovely little problem with his baby girl, he deserved all the headaches that came with the special kid.
"Yes, Michael" Tai gritted out "In fact, its so nice, that for your service, you're getting to move up to Beacon! Where I never have to see you again!"

"Yay! I get to make all new best friends! Bye classroom, Bye Church!" Caboose said as he walked out the classroom, heading god knows where.

"MY NAME IS TAI-you know what, not my problem anymore" Tai said as his face cracked into a smile "I'M FREE! CLASS DISMISSED!"

The students took no time to question their teacher's mental breakdown. They were as glad as his that Caboose was gone. Poor Johannes, or was it Jones, still was in the infirmary from last week's events.

With his class gone, Tai began to pack his travel bag, grabbing all sorts of goods. The sooner he left, the faster he could join Yang to hunt down the bastard who dared to touch his baby girl...

Jaune groaned. He had been going in what seemed like circles for hours now. Had it been anywhere else, Jaune could have used his scroll to pull up a map, but it happened that the forests surrounding Haven where infamous for the bad reception. Just his god damn luck. He hoped he could find his way out of the forest, and hopefully near Beacon. Seeing the sun set, Jaune had to force himself to accept that he was done hiking for the night. The last thing the Arc wanted to do was wind up getting himself more lost than he was in the now dark forest.

Building himself up a small fire, Jaune munched on a granola bar and began to think over his future. He and Ruby had been good friends straight from the start of Beacon, being the first one to befriend at the school. He still chuckled thinking about when he found the cloaked girl sitting in a crater. But the two over the years began to become more awkward around one another. Jaune did have an interest in Ruby, but never wanted to act on it in fear of botching up his first friendship at the school, and fear of Yang castrating him. So for the most part the two just stood by each other when left alone, both lacking the social skills to start a conversation. But after that night, the two's relationship took a complete turn. Jaune honestly found himself confused of how he felt about Ruby. He cared for her deeply, but it was different then the love he had for his team. His team was his family away from his family, Pyrrha acting like a mother figure for the team, always helping them up after each fall. But with Ruby, Jaune always felt his heart, brain, and mouth freeze up. It just confused the Arc to no end. Now throw in a baby, and it made the Arc's life a whole lot harder. What would his future be? What came to mind was him and Ruby holding a blonde haired girl with silver eyes, a child as beautiful as a rose in summer. However, Jaune's thought soon began to fog, the lull of sleep pulling him in.

Standing by a cliff, Jaune looked up to see a young woman standing by a marble tombstone, a white cloak blocking most of her face. She appeared to be paying respects to the grave. Jaune's curiosity called out to him, and he walked up to the woman. The lady turned to face him, revealing silver eyes with a motherly look and a sad smile.

"Hello Jaune." She spoke, a voice as graceful as a summer breeze.

Jaune could only look in shock "Do I know you? Who are you?"

The White cloaked stranger merely gave a simple reply "You do not. Who I am is not important. Think of me as a guardian angel of sorts..." She said, giving off a warm smile.

"So your my guardian angel? So you look out for me? Good, because let me tell you, I have A LOT of people trying to kill me right now-"

"Never said I was your's, boy" The Angel cut him off. "I watch over another, more innocent soul. I called you today because you have an important role for her. You must make a choice, and one soon. You must stay alive, and become a parent for her sake. Please, I beg you, do not let this child grow up missing a parent. I cannot curse anymore to that fate again" She said, a single tear streaking down her cheek.

Jaune looked baffled. He never thought of it that way. He needed, no he WILL, be the best parent he could. Ruby needed him, and by god, he was going to fight skin and tooth for his unborn so he would see them. "Thank you." Jaune said as he looked up at the angel, to see his vision began blur.

"One last thing, Knight of Arc. Make Ruby Rose cry, and I will haunt you in this life and the next"
And with that, Jaune faded from the dream realm, leaving the angel alone by the grave, the moon casting a silver light upon the forest floor.

Ruby, your mother misses you so much Thought the woman as she stared out into the horizon.

Jaune woke up with a start. He looked around all over for the white cloaked woman, but saw nothing but forest. It had all been a dream. Jaune looked up to see the sun beginning to rise. Perfect timing. Packing up what little supplies he had, Jaune began again on his search for Haven.

Hours flew by and Jaune was still lost. His feet had begun to feel like it was personally trying to kill him, and he was exhausted from spending the day out in the sun. Climbing up over a clearing, Jaune lost footing on something and landed straight on his ass. Rubbing his sore butt cheek, Jaune looked up to see he slipped on a banana peel. God damn bananas, lying in the middle of the forest...wait, banana's lying around in the middle of the forest? Could it be?
"SUN?" Jaune called out.

Sure enough, from a tree nearby, came down the monkey faunus, hanging from a branch from his blonde tail.

"Dude, Jaune! I've been looking all over for you!" Sun grinned as he went over to the Arc.

"You don't know how glad I am to see you" Jaune said as Sun helped him up. "How did you know to find me here?"

"Funny you say that" Sun said, a large smile painting his face as he pulled out his scroll. Showing it to Jaune, the Arc was shocked to see a video of him faceplanting into the forest floor. "You're famous, Jauney boy"

"God damn it Yang" Jaune cursed, slamming his hand against his head, just knowing it was the blonde brawler who uploaded it to the internet. Who else uses the username Bumblebee69? Oh well, at least it got Sun to find him. "Oh well, at least we aren't that far from Haven. My feet feel like they're killing me."

Sun cringed. "Actually, about that Jaune. It's not that far for me, a monkey faunus who can easily travel through thick forests. For you, we still got a day's journey."

"I hate everything." Jaune stated as he began walking towards Haven

"Awh, that's the spirit" Sun said as the two began the journey back.

Omake: The interview.

Ozpin ajusted his glasses. "So Mr..Caboose. I heard you want to be in Beacon. What makes desire to be a hunter?"

"Well, there was this guy who asked me if I wanted to do become a hamster, so of course I said yes, then I joined this cool hamster school, met my best friend Church, who is my bestest friend ever, and got Freckles! He's super nice and is the best dog a man can ask for" The student said, pulling out his assault rifle

Ozpin let out a heavy groan. Not even a minute in and he already had a killer headache. And Tai put up with this for years. Taking a sip of his coffee, Ozpin continued the interview

"So Mr Caboose, Mind telling me who you think I am?"

"Are you Santa? OH MY GOD YOU'RE SANTA!"

That's it. He's done. "Glynda, care to take care of this new student for me?" Ozpin said as he got out of his chair and left the room.

Glynda walked towards the room. A student couldn't be worse than Xao Long. She was still finding dicks on everything. Just the other day Ozpin found a dick at the bottom of one of his mugs. She opened the door to see the chair on fire and the table in ruins, the student in question holding his weapon that was smoking.

"Not my fault. We all agreed it was not my fault"
It was at that point Glynda began foaming at the mouth