Chapter 7.

Disclaimer: *Puts on assassin's creed hood, and sneaks into the room containing the rights to RWBY*

Lone Wanderer: Almost...almost…

*A rooster comes in and bites the Lone Wanderer in the ass with a giant pair of dentures*

Moral of the Story: I don't own RWBY. Rooster Teeth does. Now does anybody own an ass shaped ice pack?

AN: Okay, I'm doing good. Thinking of having an Omake series in this of the misadventures of Caboose at Beacon. What would you guys think of this? Anyway onto your feedback.

Now a large portion have pointed out that I've kinda made everyone an asshole. Now I did not mean to do this. I do not hate any character on RWBY...correction, I hate Mercury and Adam, like most fans do now. But they'll get there appearance in this...MWHAHAHAHA!

Another review pointed out that everyone seems to be against Jaune except a select few. This is not the case. The only people truly after him are Yang and Tai. To Qrow, it just Schnee's like he's a bit distracted and honestly pities Jaune.

Another is Will Jaune ever catch a break. Yes. Yes he will. When is the question. And the answer, is actually now.

Now for the polls.

One Child: 7
Twins: 17
Triplets (I can see it now. A lovely stone slab; Here lies Jaune Arc. He died a not-virgin): 20
Quadruplets (Oh god damn it Barb):2

Welp, the triplets are in the lead, with a close tie with the twins. Keep up the voting to see your results make it in. After month 4 (Where the genders and numbers are found out) I shall began casting votes for names and if there should be a boy. One name shall be Summer for the first born, so it's up to you guys to decide the rest. Now onward to the story!

"Come on Blakey, I need your help on this! It's of utmost importance!"

"Yang, I said it before, and I'll say it again. My name is Blake, and No"

Blake and Yang stood outside the Vale Library. Blake was having a perfectly fine day, till her partner had to show up. She was enjoying the new edition of Ninjas of Love and Yang literally burst through the wall. Not only that, she lost her library card because of Yang's little entrance, and then she went on to tell Blake Jaune had manipulated Ruby and got her pregnant. Blake knew enough to know that Yang was probably exaggerating and too mad to find the truth. Blake knew Ruby was pregnant, she could smell the shift in scents thanks to her faunus heritage, but gave her leader her privacy. After all, her team, well most of them, proved to be respectful of Blake's secrets. Ruby would tell on her own terms. Blake also knew that when Yang found out, she probably jumped to conclusions and began hunting down the poor boy. However, judging by the red dilation of Yang's eyes, Blake guessed she didn't have much a choice in the matter of joining in on Yang's "Arc Hunt". In Yang's eyes, you're either with her or against her. And Yang could hold a grudge.

"Fine, I'll help you" Blake said, regretting her choice already "But I'm gonna need to stop at the dorm and pick up my stuff if we're gonna go hunt down-"

Yang held up a black duffle "Alright got your stuff Blakey! No time to waste!"

"Wait let me check, there's still some things I might need" Blake said, opening the bag. She was shocked to find everything in it, spare close, toiletries, hell even her mature books she that she had to keep literally locked away so Ruby wouldn't read them.

"How did you get my books?" Blake asked

"Oh, I used my key." Yang said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world

"I never gave you a key…"

"I had one made. Simple as that Blakey."

After being the partner to Yang for about 4 years, one would think Blake would get used to her quirks, but still Yang would find a way to throw a curveball at the faunus. Well, so much for checking on Ruby and making sure she was okay.

"Let's just get going." Blake said, walking towards the airship station.

"That's the spirit Blakey!"

"Blake!"

"So let me get this straight. You and Jaune slept together at Yang's party, and now you're pregnant, your family is now trying to kill him, and you want me to teach you how to be a parent." Pyrrha listed off.

"That about sums it up" Ruby said, looking at the ground.

Pyrrha had to digest that for a moment. Jaune, her social awkward partner, who was more dense than a brick and virgin, had managed to sleep with Ruby Rose, the only one that carried a death sentence that would be carried out by Yang, and not only that, had knocked her up and now had flee to Haven to escape the wrath of the blonde brawler. And there was also 2 holes in her dorm that Yang made. Pyrrha rubbed her forehead. "Alright, but I don't know why you would come to me for this…"
"Well, Yang isn't exactly a good role model, Blake is with Yang, and I can't teach her alone. I don't have the... fortitude...yes, the fortitude for such a task. No offence Ruby." Weiss listed off. "That, and you practically act as a mother for your team. You deal with Nora. You can deal with anything."
Pyrrha really couldn't argue with that. While Jaune was a great leader on the battlefield and did care for the team, he did not do a great job at managing them. He still struggled to deal with his own problems, though he had made leaps and bounds since he first came.

"Well, I guess I'll help you Ruby" Pyrrha said "But when do you want to start?"

"Since we're kinda cut on time, now would be best" Wiess stated before Ruby could speak.

"Well, where do you want to start?"

Ruby thought for a bit. "How about were you learned how to deal with your team? You always seemed to be on top of the situation in your team, even more than Ren."

"Well, truth be told, I never did learn. It just came to me over the years. I care deeply for everyone on my team, each one is like the sibling I never had. Whenever I see one of them struggling, whether it be Nora in patience, or Jaune in training, or Ren experimenting with fitness shakes, I make it my goal to help them. I guess when you see your family in need of help, you'll just feel what you have to do" Pyrrha said, reflecting back on her teammates. "And yes, Nora can be a bit hyper, and Ren can have a lack of input, and Jaune may not be the best hunter, but they're my team, and I personally wouldn't have it any other way, and I know they would too. I guess I just filled the role of older sister because that's what this team needed."

Ruby gave what the champion said some thought. Pyrrha said she just followed her instincts, and handled each one with special care. Ruby could only hope she could be as caring as Pyrrha was, or even better, her own mother. Either way, she could hope for the best and would try to be the best mother she could be.

Jaune and Sun actually arrived at Haven in record time. The school itself was a lot like Beacon in some ways, but seemed to lack the history the other had. While Beacon's halls were covered with small imperfections from age and as of most recently, dicks, Haven had a rather new look to it. Team SSSN welcomed the Arc into their dorm with ease, Neptune already familiar with him and Sage and Scarlet just flowing with it. Unfortunately with just a month away, team SSSN had to leave the Arc to himself. Ozpin, or more accurately Glynda, would still send Jaune an online version of . Jaune used his new free time to start reading up on somethings. Team strategies, combat books, swordplay, but also books on parenting, pregnancy, and the needs of a baby. Jaune was not skilled at many things, but planning ahead was one of the few things he had a knack for. He and Ruby were two very different leaders in this aspect. Jaune liked to have a surefire plan and strategy to beat his enemies, while Ruby would usually wing it. The two were opposite sides of a coin. The child prodigy and the wannabe hunter. Both had proved there place at Beacon over the years, saving Vale from sinister plots, terrorists groups and Grimm attacks. Jaune knew that the he and Ruby would get through this in their own ways, so Jaune planned. A child would need a home, food, diapers, affection, a mother and a father. His teammates, his wonderful, caring, teammates would help him and Ruby raise it like it was their own family...wait...family...

A thought occurred to Jaune as slammed his book shut in the SSSN's room. He still had to tell his parents and siblings about this, and dear god he was not looking forward to his mother's reaction. Her last words were before he left for Beacon was "and Sweetie, if you ever knock up a girl, I'll it off." Ah, family...Plus not to mention each of his sisters, all having knowledge of his weak points, would kill him after his mother. His dad on the other hand would congratulate him and ask when was the wedding. Ah, good ol Papa Arc. Either way, He needed to tell his family soon, and it was best they found out on his terms, and not Ozpin or god forbids Yang sending them a message. Jaune decided when school was out and Yang was distracted he would take Ruby to his family and explain to them the situation. Maybe his mother could help them out after beating Jaune to near death with her frying pan. For now, he had to learn on what's best for a child when they cry in the middle of the night. Jaune had a feeling he and Ozpin were going to be very good friends. Friends of Caffeine. But for now Jaune was good.

Sun walked into the room a little later, a bored, bland expression on his face. "I hate classes! THEY'RE SO BORING! Why can't we just do something fun! Like spar!" Complained the monkey faunus as he threw his books on his bed.

"Well, we do need to study for other things in life" Jaune said, looking up from his book

"I'm pretty sure a hunter will have no use for knowing the obedience of a dog compared to a wolf! I need to stretch. Come on Jaune!"

Jaune looked up "Wait, What?"

Sun looked at Jaune with his trademark grin "We're sparring!"

A few minutes later, the two stood on opposite sides of an arena, Scarlet, Sage, and Neptune watching from the bleachers. With a buzz from the screen, Sun bolted towards the Arc. Jaune gave a quick swipe, only to have Sun jump up and flip out of his reach, an unfortunately Jaune still lacked a range weapon. Note to self; Make some sort of firearm Jaune though to himself as he raise his shield to block a kick from the agile faunus. Sun launched off Jaune's shield, and sent a volley of shots racing towards him. Rolling out of the way, Jaune began to analyze Sun's attacks and look for an opening. This was what Pyrrha found worked best for Jaune during their training, a stay on the defense till you locate the enemy's pattern and find a way to counter it. With Jaune's large aura reserves, it allowed him breathing room to spot his opponent's weak point. It was through this that Jaune had finally began to do good at the spars, till the point where he could beat most students now. Sun was a monkey faunus, so his was already very agile, and his gun nun chucks had a could ruin an enemy if he got close. There was also his semblance to take into account, the light clones. Jaune could deal with one Sun without much struggle, but more than that and he would be screwed. Grabbing a fierce grip on his sword and shield, Jaune began to block blow after blow from Sun, but he was beginning to mess up, as his aura began to decrease. He needed to find Sun's weakness and fast.

Scarlett looked at confusion at the fight. Sun was being...Sun, but there new roommate seemed to be just stalling, hiding behind his shield. "Hey, Neptune, you know this guy right? So why isn't this bloke doing anything against Sun?"

Neptune stayed looking at the fight, but did let out a response "He's trying to find a weak point. Jaune may not be good at many things, like having good looks like me, but he does pull through in the end. We'll have a good fight before this is over. This is just the warmups."

Sun began to become more and more fast with his attacks, the nun chucks spiraling like two helicopter blades near the faunus. Jaune panted, his shield arm aching from the amount of stress it was handling. Sun's tail flicked around him, an extra limb that could be used against the knight. As the nun chucks whirred past him, Jaune couldn't help but the amount of skill needed to use those things. Every time he tried to use nun chucks as a kid he would just end up getting them tangled up and hitting his face. Wait...That was it!

Jaune sprinted forward at Sun, Crocea Mor at the ready. Sun readied his nun chucks for an attack, but was surprised to see the Arc family sword stuck in between the chains.

"Surprise monkey boy" Jaune said as he twisted his blade, causing the nun chucks to fall out his hands. Sun quickly gave a upper kick, causing Jaune to stumble back, holding his jaw. Getting out of his daze, Jaune looked for his opponent. Not right, not left, not behind, then that could only mean...

"SURPIRS-" Sun hollered as he dropped down from the ceiling, a kick aimed at Jaune's face, but was caught off guard as Jaune caught the boot with a gloved hand, and used the momentum to send Sun flying across the arena.

"You give up yet?" Jaune called out, twirling Crocea Mor around for show.

"No, I'm leaving you behind"

"Wait, what-" Jaune was cut off by a solid punch from the back. Turning around, he saw several light clones of Sun, all ready to hurt him.

"Awh, Sun of a bitch.."

"Good game Jaune" Sun said as the knight in question was rubbing an ice pack against the back of his neck, where a rather large bruise was forming.

"Yeah, you two Sun." Jaune said "Just caught me off guard with the semblance."

"Yeah" The monkey faunus replied, scratching the back of his head. "Oh hey, about that, why didn't you use yours? I mean, I'm sure it would have been helpful"

Jaune swallowed his pride. He hated telling people this, but might as well "I...kinda maybe haven't unlocked my semblance yet.."

"HOW HAVE YOU LIVED THE PAST 4 YEARS!?" Sun looked at Jaune with shock "Everbody has there semblance unlocked at this point! What, next you're going to tell me you didn't have aura till you got to Beacon?"

"..."

"HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!"

"Well, I did have a great teacher, some luck, and really good friends watching my back"

Sun got up and gained a rather determined look. Like he was about to do something that gave Jaune a bad feeling. Not Yang is going to murder me feeling, but this is not going to end well for me feeling.

"Sun, what's with that look, I don't like that look"

"What look?" The Faunus replied innocently

"THAT LOOK! The one you get when you see someone just about to slip on a banana peel!"

"Why that's because, Jauney Boy, I'm going to be training you to unlock your semblance!"

Omake: A Million Lien But...

"Alright Jaune" Sun said as he pulled out some drinks out and sat at the table next to rest of his team. "We'll be playing a little game we call a Million Lien But. You come up with a catch to a million lien, and see who would take it while thinking through the scenarios of life. Since you're new, I'll start.

A Million Lien but… your get a glowing dick that is as bright as the a 540 watt light bulb"

The team thought through a moment. Jaune decided no because he would end up missing every time because he couldn't aim, and of course, Sun said, yes, because he could call his dick "THE SUN". Everyone else said no. However, before they could continue, Sun felt a change in his pockets.

Pulling out his wallet, the faunus was shocked to see a million lien in there. "I'm rich!"

Jaune was suspicious of this. "Sun, you might want to check...something else..."

His question was answered when sun pulled his pants forward and was greeted by a blinding light. "THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!"

So it seemed as though the effects of this game made it into reality somehow...

By the end of that day, Sun had used glowing dong for a many pick up lines, each one failing more than the last, Neptune had the only fire for the world from his ass, Scarlet was now the Atlas's most wanted for 24 hours once a month, Sage now had to be moved around in a baby stroller by a body builder if he wanted to go anywhere, and Jaune had an evil twin who had somehow dyed Yang's hair a rainbow shade and cut it into a Mohawk. Needless to say, Jaune did not have an evil twin anymore.