Parenting is hard….especially on the Isle

Here is the next story...so this one is quite interesting as it's about the VKs as babies and how their parents fail to look after them. So Mal, Jay and Evie are about one and a half and Cruella is pregnant with Carlos.

No one's POV:

"What ARE you?" Maleficent wondered out loud as she held her purple haired daughter up. She had named her Maleficent after her, but said she didn't deserve the full name yet, so for now she was just Mal. She turned her around peering at her. "You are one and a half and I still don't know what in the name of goblins you ARE."

"Er, a BABY?" Jafar replied sarcastically, while trying to keep his small son Jay from eating the carpet.

"Yes, but why is she so SMALL?" Maleficent said, wishing she could use her magic to hold the squirmy little girl. The dark light of her gloomy castle fell onto Mal's purple curls.

"Again, cos she's a BABY?" Jafar answered. Jay grabbed his cloak and started eating that. "No, Jay! Stop eating everything!" Jay ran off happily and hid under the table and ate some dust. "No Daddy, I like eating stuff!" Jafar face-palmed and tried to drag him out from underneath the table.

Maleficent cackled and put Mal down. "Go squish some flies or something." Mal ran away and tried to catch a fly. "Die!" she shouted at it. Jay joined her and said "I want!" They both jumped up and down trying to catch the lazy fly.

Evil Queen rolled her eyes at Jafar's disobedient son and turned to Evie. "Evie, you listen, don't you?"

"Yes mummy."

"Now, show mummy how you do your blush." Evie got a blush and applied it perfectly to her cheeks while looking at her small mirror. "Well done Evie!" Evil Queen praised her as she smiled happily and smoothed her pretty little dress.

The door banged open and Cruella De Vil stamped in and flung herself dramatically onto a free chair. "I. Am. Sick. Of this!" She complained.

"What is it now?" Maleficent deadpanned.

"I can't fit into my favourite dress!" Cruella wailed, and crossed her fur-clad arms.

"That's normal. I hated it, no one can be the fairest of them all while walking around with a baby belly." Evil Queen answered calmly.

"It's not fair! How come you already had yours?!"

"Because we got together with men before you." Evil Queen sighed.

"Hey!" Jafar shouted from under the table.

"And women," she added.

"Ugghhhh, it's not fair!" She repeated and poked her stomach. "Just come out already!"

"Do you know what you're going to name it?" Maleficent asked, so Cruella would stop her screeching.

"What the hell? No! I don't even know if it's a boy or a girl." This was true for all of them, there weren't specialist doctors on the Isle, so they didn't know what gender the baby was until it came.

Jay ran over to Cruella and tried to eat her coat. "Ew, you little brat, get off!" She slapped at him angrily and he took her coat out of his mouth to stick his tongue out. He was about to shove it in again, but Jafar grabbed him from behind. "JAY STOP EATING STUFF!" He gave him a mouldy piece of bread and said, "Here's some real food for you to eat." Jay gobbled it up and then started climbing all over the chairs and pretending to be a supervillain. Mal had got bored of the fly so she toddled over to Evie and asked her "What that?"

Evie replied "Mirror." Mal laughed at her own reflection and started making silly faces. Evie said "No Mal, you have to look pretty." She smiled sweetly while Mal carried on grimacing and giggling.

Jay was jumping off the chairs and rolling around, while humming his own theme tune. He grabbed Evil Queen's robe off the back of a chair by pulling at it determinedly, and held it behind him, pretending it was a supervillain cape. "Daddy, me an evil villain!"

Jafar picked him up and grinned. "Yes, you are, and you're going to get Daddy all the gold aren't you?

"Yes!"

Jafar was planning to teach Jay how to steal as soon as he was old enough. Evil Queen took the robe off him and scowled. Jafar shrugged. "What can I say? He already likes to take people's stuff!"

"Hmph." She turned on her heel and joined Cruella and Maleficent, who were falling into an argument about dragons and furs.

Ok, so that's the end of this oneshot. I hope you liked it, please review! Until next Tuesday, unicornyay xxx