So this chapter is basically Mal and Jay chilling and being evil...enjoy! :)
"Ha! We have a car!" Jay shouted, triumphantly, waving his beanie in the air like a victory flag.
"Like you helped." I shot back. All he did was punch a couple guys, while I worked out where we could get the car and everything! Well, that little brat Carlos had helped a bit in locating a working car, but it was mostly me.
Speaking of the De Vil (haha see what I did there), Carlos ran up behind us, out of breath.
"Yo Carlos, get in the front, you're driving us." Jay said, and pushed the little weed into the door.
"You could've at least opened it," Carlos grumbled quietly, rubbing his squished cheek, then got in and turned on the car.
Jay was about to get in the front with him when I stopped him. "We're sitting in the back so we don't have to put up with Evie and The Wimp." I said. "The seats are better anyway."
Jay nodded and threw himself into the seat, putting his beanie back on. "Drive us to the goblin ships." I commanded Carlos, who began driving.
"Go faster!" Jay complained. "I wanna get my hands on some food."
I punched his arm. "You're always hungry, you greedy dipstick."
Carlos jumped, almost hitting his head on the roof, and the car swerved violently, almost falling into a muddy ditch.
"Hey watch it runt! Just because Cruella De Vil is your mom, doesn't mean you need to drive like her." I shouted at him.
"Sorry, it's just that Dipstick, he's…" he shuddered. "One of the D-D-Dalmatians."
I rolled my eyes and shoved him. "Well keep your eyes on the road, you freckled menace."
Jay scoffed and punched him. "You're such a lame coward, Carlos." Carlos scowled. With a gleam in his eyes, Jay suddenly barked, making Carlos scream and the car swerve again.
I punched Jay harder. "Idiot! We dont wanna crash the car, it's the only one we're gonna find here!"
"Ok ok, got it."
We arrived at the goblin market and Jay leaned his arm out the broken window, telling the goblins what he wanted or just taking it. I did the same on the other side.
I got a loaf of bread, a bag of dying apples, a knife because we needed an extra one, some mouldy bananas and a bottle of what everyone called 'goblin beer'. It was basically beer and other stuff mixed together (probably had some slime in it too). When the goblin held his hand out for payment, I just stared him down with my green eyes and he backed down. Laughing, I put the stuff on the ripped middle seat. No one dared mess with me.
Jay had stolen some stuff off the table when they weren't looking, and had threatened fiercely to get a squishy cabbage, some parrot crackers (for Iago and sometimes himself when he didn't have anything else to eat), another bottle of goblin beer and some fabric for the new jacket Evie was making him.
He opens the bottle and takes a long swig as Carlos drives out of the market. He passes it to me and I drink some too, passing it back. It's more disgusting than the last bottle we shared a few days ago, so I'm just gonna let Jay have it all.
"Hey, let's stop at the beach." Jay says.
I look at him in disbelief. "Why the hell do you want to go to the beach? It's gross and freezing."
"I wanna take a bath in the sea." He answers. "I have three dates tonight."
I face-palm. "THREE dates? With who?"
"Ginny Gothel, some girl called Lily or Leila or something, and a girl I like to call Titty McTittyson. She got a BIG set of tits on her." he answers, licking his lips. Ew.
"If you're drunk you won't be able to shag them properly." I sigh.
"I'm sexy when I'm drunk," he says, waggling his eyebrows.
I shove him. "No, you're annoying when you're drunk." He ignores me and takes another gulp from the bottle. I just think, he's gonna have a hell of a hangover tomorrow.
We arrive at the shore and Jay jumps out the car and immediately takes his shirt off. I can see Evie blushing like the dumb princess she is as he takes his jeans off and walks into the sea in his boxers. I get out the car and stand at the waters' edge, chilling. The water gets quite deep before the barrier, but none of us can swim, so Jay just stays in the shallow bit.
His beanie falls off and he grabs it protectively, then slips and gets seaweed in his hair. The whole through this I'm laughing my head off at his failure, and he looks quite pissed when he wades out of the sea soaking wet.
I snort one more time, Evie wincing and giving me a stupid look. I glare at her. "Sorry Mal, it's just not very ladylike to snort."
I snort again just to annoy her, and get back in the car, elbowing Jay when he tries to put his arm around me.
A couple hours later and we are just chilling in our hideout. Evie is sewing a shirt for Carlos and sticking some gems on boots for me, and Carlos is working on some invention things.
Jay had already left for his dates, he's probably gonna come back in the morning all smiley from the 'hot chicks'. As I chill I think about ambushing Uma and all the ways I want to kill her, and sneaking up on Ginny to kill her too. I smile as I think about this, and watch Carlos and Evie.
Tomorrow I have to read some spells with my mom, but after that I can hang out with Jay and terrorize people like we always do. He can be annoying, but we're a great team.
The leader and the muscle.
The brain and the brawn.
The dragon and the cobra.