We open up on the Dock of Shame where reality TV personality, Chris McClean, introduces us to the first episode of Total Drama ever. "Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the deal, 60 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat an leave Total Drama Island, for good."
The camera then cuts to him standing by a campfire pit. "Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. Black flies. Grizzly bears. Disgusting camp food!"
"Hey now." A tiny worm said, clearly offended.
"And each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... Total Drama Island." Chris finished.
*Intro plays*
After the theme song was played, Chris stood by the Dock of Shame as the cameras started rolling.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island," Chris began, "All right, it's time to meet our first campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little T.O'ed, that's probably why."
Chris smiled as the boat carrying the first contestant arrived. As soon as she got off the boat she immediately ran towards Chris with glee.
"Beth, what's up?" he asked before she gave him a big hug.
"It's so incredulous to meet you," Beth said, "Wow, you're much shorter in real life."
"Uh, thanks," Chris said, weirded out as Beth waved to the cameras.
The next boat carrying the next contestant then arrived. Stepping off the boat was DJ who smiled as he approached the host.
"DJ."
"Yo, Chris Mclean," DJ said, giving the host a high five, "How's it going-" *notices surroundings* "-Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?"
"Yo, this is it dog!" Chris said with enthusiasm, "Camp Wawanakwa!"
"Humph," DJ commented as he carried his luggage, "looked a lot different on the application form."
Then, a goth girl with blue hair came onto the dock, clearly more upset than D.J..
"Hey, Gwen," Chris said as the goth girl approached him.
"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen asked in complete shock.
"No, you're staying here," Chris said, smugly, "My crib is an airstream with A.C. that-a-way."
"I did not sign up for this."
"Actually-" *holds Gwen's contract* "-you did."
Gwen then ripped up the papers and smiled, clearly satisfied with herself.
"The great thing about lawyers is-" *waves a copy of Gwen's contract in front of her face. "-they make lots of copies."
"I am not staying here," Gwen said, taking her luggage and preparing to leave.
"Cool," Chris said, smugly, "I hope you can swim though because your ride just left."
As the boat took off, Gwen muttered, "Jerk!"
Then, the next boat arrived, and Geoff was on the deck in the partying mood. He then back flipped onto the Dock of Shame and approached Chris with a big smile on his face.
"Chris Mclean!" Geoff exclaimed, 'Sup man-" *fist bumps* "-It's an honor to meet you, man!"
"The Geoff-Ster. Welcome to the island, man."
"Thanks man."
"They say man one more time," Gwen commented, "I'm gonna puke."
Geoff approached his fellow contestants as the boat carrying the next contestant arrived.
"Everybody, this is Lindsay," Chris introduced.
The camera showed an establishing shot of Lindsay from her boots to her head, showcasing her natural beauty.
"Not too shabby," Chris commented.
"Hiiiiiii!" Lindsay said, "Okay, you look so familiar."
"I'm Chris Mclean." Chris said.
Lindsay gave a confused looked
"The host, of the show?"
"Oh, that's where I know you from."
"Uh, yeah," Chris said, "*cough* dumbasbricks. *cough*"
"Are you okay, Chris?" Lindsay asked.
"I'm cool, I'm cool."
Then, the boat carrying the next contestant arrived, and exiting was Tori Vega.
"Hey hey, Tori Vega!"
"What's up, Chris?" Tori said with a smile before frowning at her surroundings, "I thought we were staying somewhere nice."
"You are, it's just not as nice as a five star resort."
"But the application form said we'd be staying at a five star resort with a hot tub."
"Yeah, that's a bit of an exaggeration. Here's the rub though: you signed up for camp, and this is a camp."
"*sigh* Well, I guess you get what you signed up for."
Tori then took her luggage and approached Gwen.
"Hi. I'm Tori."
"Gwen," Gwen said with an eye roll, "Welcome to this suckish place."
"*giggles* Suckish. Good one."
Gwen noticed Tori's Hollywood Arts jacket and said, "Cool threads."
"Thanks." Tori said with a smile, before noticing Beth staring at her with a big smile, "uhhhh, hi?"
"Sorry for staring," Beth said, "I once tried to get into Hollywood Arts, but they said I didn't have a lot of good talent. I'm Beth."
"Tori," Tori said, awkwardly shaking Beth's hand.
Then, the boat carrying the next contestant arrived. Ron Stoppable hopped off the boat this his suit case in hand before he walked along the dock.
"Ron Stoppable," Chris said, "How's it hanging?"
"It's all going great, Chris my main man!" Ron said with excitement, "And allow me to introduce the one and only-" *pulls Rufus from his pocket* "-Rufus!"
"Hiya!" Rufus squeaked with a smile.
"Good to meet you, little naked dude," Chris said as Ron took his luggage and approached his fellow contestants.
"Hey," Gwen said, "you're that sidekick to Kim Possible, right?"
"Correctamundo!" Ron happily replied.
"Wow!," DJ said as he fist bumped Ron, "some of the stuff you and Kim do is off the hook."
"Yeah," Beth concurred, "and that Kim girl is so pretty."
"Welcome to the island, man!" Geoff said giving Ron a high five.
"Thanks! I already feel welcome here!" Ron smiled.
"Well, you're practically a celebrity," Tori said with a grin.
"Thanks, but KP is more of a celebrity than I am."
The boat carrying the next contestant then arrived. Freddie made his way off the boat carrying a large orange backpack.
"Ladies and gents," Chris began, "the tech producer of iCarly, Freddie Benson!"
"¡Buen día señoras y señores!" Freddie said with excitement.
"Hey, you're from iCarly, right?" DJ asked.
"That's right," Freddie grinned.
"Cool! That's my favorite webshow!" Gwen smiled.
"Mine too!" DJ concurred, high fiving Gwen.
"Freddie?" Tori asked.
"Hey, Tori!" Freddie said, recognizing her, "How's it hanging?"
"Pretty cool so far!"
"You two know each other?" Gwen asked curiously.
"Yeah, we met at this cool party in LA," Freddie replied.
"At Kenan Thompson's house," Tori said, "Anyway, that's Beth, Gwen, DJ, Ron Stoppable, Lindsay, and Geoff."
"What up my peeps?" Freddie said.
As they were shaking hands, the boat carrying the next contestant arrived. Bonnie Rockwaller stepped off the boat and maintained a nasty scowl as she walked along the dock.
"Bonnie Rockwaller," Chris said, but Bonnie ignored the host.
Tori then offered Bonnie a friendly smile.
"Hi, I'm Tori-"
"So don't care!" Bonnie snapped as she walked past her.
"Okay, what up with the tude?" Tori asked.
"Oh, Bonnie's always like that," Ron explained, "Me and Kim have a history with her. Not pretty."
"Thanks for the heads up," Tori said.
The boat carrying the next contestant then arrived. Beck Oliver stepped off the boat and brushed his hair back nonchalantly.
"What up, Beck?" Chris asked, high fiving him.
"It's going good," Beck said before noticing their surroundings, "So, this is the place huh?"
"Yep."
"Okay. I can work with this."
Beck smiled and shrugged as he approached his fellow contestants.
"Hey Tori," Beck said.
"Hey," Tori replied.
Lindsay smiles a cute smile at Beck.
"Hi," Lindsay began, "Do you have a girlfriend by chance?"
"I do," Beck replied as the next boat blew its horn, "and here she comes now."
Jade West stepped off the boat and maintained a grumpy look as she aggressively carried her luggage along the dock.
"Jade West," Chris said, but Jade didn't even look at him.
"Wow, this place is so much better than what we saw on the applications!" Jade sarcastically said, scaring everyone, even Gwen.
"Now calm down," Beck said, giving Jade a shoulder rub, "Let's try to make the best of things."
"Well at least you're here so it's not 100% terrible." Jade smiled.
"I happen to have my own history with this witch," Tori whispered to Ron, who nodded in acknowledgement.
The boat carrying the next contestant then arrived. Hoping off the boat was Stitch in his Earth disguise.
"Stitch," Chris said, giving the little blue dude a low five.
"Sure is a funny looking kid," Geoff commented.
"Something about him seems familiar though." Ron wondered.
Rufus then popped out of Ron's pocket, and smiled at seeing Stitch, remembering him from their adventure in Hawaii. But Stitch shushes him, and Rufus nods, clearly understanding him.
The boat carrying the next contestant then arrived, and exiting was Sam Puckett.
"Please welcome the more popular personality from iCarly, Sam Puckett!" Chris introduced.
"Mama has arrived!" Sam exclaimed as she took her luggage filled with junk food and ham and made her way towards her fellow contestants, "What up girls and boys, and Freddie?"
Freddie growled at that.
"It's going good, dawg!" DJ said as he high fived the tomboy blonde, "Man, you are so funny, especially on iCarly."
"Yeah," Gwen concurred, "I even love the episode where you tie up Freddie and shave his eyebrows."
"Glad you like the show," Sam said before noticing Tori, "Hey Miss Cheekbones."
"Hey Sam," Tori smiled, "I haven't seen you since Kenan Thompson's party when you rocked that rap battle."
"That's what Puckett does," Sam bragged.
"Practically one of the only things she does good enough," Freddie said with a smirk, to which Sam casually punched him in the jaw, "OWW! You broke my jaw."
"Nice one," Jade complimented, "I'm Jade."
"Ron Stoppable and Rufus," Ron said.
"Whoa! Is that a naked mole rat?" Sam asked.
"Yep," Rufus squeaked.
"I had one of those, till my mom sold it to buy a new bikini," Sam commented, "I hate it when she wears those things."
The boat carrying the next contestant arrived and backflipping off the deck was Kim Possible.
"Ladies and gents, the one and only Kim Possible!" Chris introduced.
Kim approached her fellow contestants with a smile, hugging her boyfriend Ron first.
"Glad you made it," Ron said to her.
"Wouldn't miss it, babe," Kim replied before kissing him, "So, how's everyone doing?"
"Much better," Gwen said, "now that you're here."
"You are so badass!" Geoff said.
"Thanks," Kim said before noticing Sam and Freddie, "Hey, you're Sam and Freddie from iCarly, right?"
"Si!" Freddie confirmed.
"You got that right," Sam concurred.
"I love that show!" Kim said with excitement, "I watch it practically every week."
"I'm Beck," Beck said, holding his girlfriend close, "and this is Jade."
"Hi," Kim said, waving
"I don't like you," Jade bluntly told the red haired teen hero.
"Okay then…"
"You'll get used to her," Tori grinned, "Tori Vega. Huge fan. I love your threads."
"Thanks, I love yours."
Kim smiled before noticing Stitch and remembering him from somewhere. Then, the next boat arrived, and exiting was Lilo Pekelai, wearing her favorite red Hawaiian dress. Unlike the other contestants, she flashed an enthusiastic smile at her surroundings.
"Aloha, Lilo," Chris said to the little Hawaiian girl.
"Aloha, Mr. McLean," Lilo said, waving.
"chuckles Oh, please, call me Chris."
"Okay, Chris-" *sees Kim Possible* "-KIM POSSIBLE!"
"Hey Lilo," Kim said as the little Hawaiian girl ran up and hugged her leg.
"It's so good to see you."
"Great to see you too."
"Hey Lilo, what's happening?" Ron smiled.
"Ron!" Lilo smiled, hugging his leg, "Good to see you-" *Rufus pops up out of Ron's pocket* "-and you too Rufus."
"Welcome to Camp Wanawaka!" Kim said, "This is Beth, Gwen, DJ, Geoff, Lindsay, Tori, Sam, Freddie, Jade, Beck, and my worst high school enemy, Bonnie."
"Hi Lilo", the other contestants smiled and waved.
"You two are from iCarly, right?" Lilo asked Freddie and Sam.
"That's us!" Freddie smiled.
"We rock!" Sam smiled.
"I love that show!" Lilo said with excitement, "I even love that game 'What am I Licking'. So funny!"
"Aww...aren't you just the cutest thing?" Tori smiled.
"Thanks. I like your jacket. It's so-" Lilo began.
"Hey, kid, shut up!" Bonnie snapped, cutting her off.
"Hey, lay off," Sam said, turning her head to glare at the so called queen bee.
"Or what?" Bonnie smirked.
Sam pulls out her butter sock and said, "or I'm gonna get swingy!"
"Do that, and I'll sue you for assault!"
"Looking forward to it."
"You'll both get used to Bonnie," Kim said.
"Oh, I can totally relate," Tori commented, "She's like Jade, except without the piercings."
"Oh ha, ha, ha," Jade mouthed off, rolling her eyes.
"Basically we have a queen bee and a totally beyond scary goth girl," Gwen said, noticing the differences, "I don't see how it can get any worse."
"Trust me," Kim said, "there are far worse people than Bonnie and Jade."
"Like who?" Lilo asked.