Writer's Note:
This is a sequel to my Sonic Boom episode 49 rewrite. I don't own the characters.
What started as a normal day for Team Sonic turned into drama when, while eating at Meh Burger, a loud whistle and fog horn cut through the air from close by, making everybody cover their ears due to it being very loud and obnoxious.
Amy put down her burger, "Ugh, what is going on?" Her question was answered when the ground rumbled and a very angry looking platypus in battle armor came charging in, a big kazoo-sized whistle in hand.
The gang saw who it was, DB Platypus! "Is that the guy who...?" Knuckles asked. DB Platypus snarled with rage, "YES, IT IS I, DB PLATYPUS, BACK TO MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR ACTIONS! WHAT YOU DID WAS VERY UNEXEMPLARY!"
"Calm down, pal!" Sonic said with a slight chuckle, "The reason we did what we did is because we were angry, besides, we just wanted to do the hero deal without anyone getting in the way. We've realized that..."
"TOO LATE!" Platypus lunged, devoured the gang's food and drinks and smashed the table to bits, "YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEARN A BIG LESSON TODAY, SONIC! A LESSON IN WHY ITS NOT POLITE TO TALK BACK OR DISOBEY ME!"
"We have no interest in your extremely annoying teachings." Sticks said firmly, "Now get lost and let us be so we can have our peace without some irritating, rules strict bozo like you trying to disrupt our ways."
"YOU NEED A LESSON!" DB Platypus grabbed the badger by the neck and started shaking her, "BY THE TIME THIS IS OVER, YOU WILL BE APOLOGIZING TO ME AND YOU WILL BE RULE-ABIDING ROLE MODELS!"
Sonic and Amy told DB they were in no mood to put up with him before telling Platypus to scurry along and not show his "punch-worthy" face again for a good long while.
Despite their attempts to politely beg him to leave, all it got from DB Platypus was another bout of yelling as he began issuing threats to Team Sonic, all while raising his voice until it was full max without hurting his vocal cords.
"WILL YOU SHUT THE FAUX UP!?" Amy shouted and drew her hammer before whacking DB Platypus in the leg with it. Knuckles followed suit as he socked him in the face while the angry platypus was off balance.
"You're landing yourselves in a world of even bigger trouble, you impolite rule breaking moron farming sons of banners!" DB roared, an angry red aura seemed to be surrounding him now. Had he been training with Shadow the Hedgehog?
The very next thing the heroes knew, their platypus 'pal' was growing in size and his eyes became bright orange and started lacking pupils. His fingers turned into claws, spikes protruded from his knuckles and his muscles became⦠bulking and very beefy.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JV GIGAPUS?" The new super DB Platypus bellowed, smashing some tables beneath his feet, "WITH THIS POWER, I WILL SQUASH YOU OBEDIENCE-LACKING, RULE BREAKING NITWITS!"
"I can't believe we made this guy so angry and landed ourselves in this mess." Knuckles commented stupidly, feeling frozen and held back by fear, almost unable to fight especially with the looming battle that was about to unfold.
"He got on our nerves." Sonic remarked, "So, eh, it doesn't matter. What matters is, this guy wants revenge and we're gonna beat him up until he cuts it out."
"THE ONLY ONE GETTING A BEATING IS YOU!" Platypus shouted, punching his fists together, hate and rage blazing in his vengeful and angry eyes. He pounced on the team and knocked the whole gang down, standing over them menacingly.
"HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?" The angry platypus bellowed, "HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING THE ONES TO GET BEATEN UP AND KNOCKED DOWN JUST AS YOU CAUSED ME PAIN AND INSULTED ME?"
Amy stood, battered but still eager to fight as she drew her hammer. The pink hedgehog jumped aside as the angry platypus attempted to smash her with his fists, twirling her hammer, Amy jumped up and smacked him in the face.
"YOU DARE HIT ME? YOU DARE?" Gigapus raged, "YOU'RE GETTING WHIPPED GOOD, AMY ROSE!" A humongous mallet with spikes appeared in his hand and Platypus seemed to get angrier and stronger by the second.
Sonic quickly came up with an idea and ran off to fetch some rope, returned soon after and began tying up the angry Platypus with it as Amy and Sticks joined in, Knuckles and Tails helped until the enraged giga version of DB Platypus was bond by ropes.
"Now, let's beat him up!" Amy held her hammer and, together, the gang pounced and began beating up their opponent, cartoon style, punching and kicking and smacking away while overpowering Platypus like there was no tomorrow.
"OW, OW, OW! CUT IT OUT, STOP IT!" The platypus cried furiously, "YOU'RE SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE, I FREAKING HATE YOU!" Despite his angry protests, the gang beat him up until he was out.
After relishing in their victory, Team Sonic hauled their unconscious foe off to jail since he had attacked them. Once DB Platypus woke up, he found himself back in his normal form and that he was in a cell. At once, he began ranting angrily.
Sonic and friends didn't stick around to hear him yelling, they were hanging out at Amy's house just chilling and watching the Comedy Chimp Show, enjoying the rest of their day and not worried about that stupid platypus.
The End!
