Nobody had anything to say about the Slytherpuff Alliance? How Disappointing. We Don't Own Hp. Enjoy.
September 8th, 1992
Fourth Year
"It's scary how idiotic this man is." Leili muttered as Lockhart tutted his students for not knowing the answers to his four paged, 60 questioned "Little quiz".
"Only Miss Leelani Akihna got most of the questions correct! Well done, Miss Akihna! 5 points to Hufflepuff. Though you did forget my ultimate birthday gift would be peace between magic and no-magic folk, though I wouldn't mind a lifetime subscription of Wizard's sculpting hair gel bottles." He smiled that cheesy, slimy smile of his and half the girls in the room swooned.
Leili cringed when he mispronounced her name and looked at Jo who was, like everyone else, staring at her in disbelief. Loosing her hair from its ponytail to cover her face and thus lessen the effect of the stares, she mouthed, "I'll explain later".
After class Leilani took Jo aside and explained, "I got bored!"
"So you read his books?"
"I had finished all my other books and I was really, really bored. Yes, I read the books, but listen, he's an idiot; he said he used the Homorphus charm to cure a werewolf, his spell for getting rid of pixies doesn't exist: his books are pure fiction. He's a fraud! And really, as far as fiction stories go, I've read better."
Silence.
"You read his books?!"
"Jo!"
Correction: One person had something to say about the Slytherpuff Alliance. C'mon people.