This is just some silly fluff RM and I came up with over email one day. We don't own HP. Enjoy. Hi-ho hi-ho, it's back to homework I go, bada dum badum badum dum dum dum, hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho
Loony Loony Lockhart
Early October, 1992
Fourth Year
The girls sat in the back of class one day as Lockhart rambled on and on about how great he was and how amazing his achievements were. "This guy brings a whole new meaning to the term 'Narcissist'." Leili commented, Jo tried to smother her laughter, but her shoulders shook anyway.
"He's a lunatic! A complete lunatic! He needs to go to St. Mungo's quick!"
"Put him in a padded room, and don't ever let him out."
"Shall we throw away the key? Or melt it down and turn it into another lock?" Snickered Jo.
"Lock, definitely another lock." Leili shuddered.
"So d'you want to call the healer? Or should I?"
"Oh, I think you should have this honor."
"Or, we could just toss him off the astronomy tower… Seems like less work to me." Jo mused.
"Now that is a good idea. I'll take his arms, and you can take his legs?"
"Deal."