So, I wanted to try something a little new. If you don't know what an innuendo is then I'd recommend skipping this chapter entirely.
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And without further ado, I bring to you!
Attraction: attractive quality; magnetic charm; fascination; allurement; enticement.
Adrien's POV
I can barely keep my eyes off of her as she bounces and sways to the throbbing music.
Her tiny red dress hugs her chest and hips in all the right ways leaving very little to the imagination. It's hypnotizing the way her body moves to the beat with ease.
Her sapphire eyes lock onto mine and her diamond smile glimmers and shines. She's precious.
I sit and watch my princess waltz over to me from my place at the bar.
Alya and Marinette settle next to Nino and I in a fit of laughter. They order a basket of the club's famous pickles and spicy cream sauce.
"Did you see that guy staring at my chest?" Marinette gasps.
"He couldn't keep his eyes off you! Do you think he was cute?" Alya giggles.
"No way! I don't get why guys are so obsessed with boobs! You wouldn't believe the problems I had in New York because of these things!"
Wait what? My eyes instinctually move to her chest. Heat rises to my cheeks when I notice the considerably low cut of her dress and the generous curves of her chest. My heart pounds in my chest.
"Did you know that there's a science behind that?" Nino comments.
The girls stare at him with curiosity. I can't help but wonder as well.
"Seriously, Men are instinctively drawn towards women with larger breasts because they have a better capacity to feed their children."
"Huh, I never thought about that…" Marinette mumbles. "So it's because they're instinctually looking for someone to have kids with?"
Marinette having kids? The thought both confuses and excites me. My mind begins to go haywire due to having the thought of her and I having kids not once but for a second time today.
The bartender hands us our pickles and a large cup of creamy white sauce.
"Did you know that they get farm fresh milk to make this sauce?" Nino comments.
"Really! I love milking cows!" Marinette giggles as she dips her rather large pickle in the sauce and takes what seems like an agonizingly slow bite and lets out a long and loud moan.
My heart stops. The fact that 2 seconds ago I was thinking about Marinette and I having kids does not help my erratic heart beat. My face flushes and my head pounds so much that I almost miss what alya says next.
"I'm sure there's someone else entirely that marinette loves milking even more…"
What?
Milking who now?
What do you mean by that?
You don't mean it like that do you?
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
I hear a loud shatter in the midst of my mental shutdown.
Adrien...?
Adrien?
"Adrien!" Marinette hollars bringing me back to earth. "Are you ok? Your nose is bleeding everywhere! Somebody get me some tissues!"
"Mari?"
A moment later she's holding some tissues to my nose and takes my hand.
"Come on, We're going home to get you cleaned up before your shirt gets stained."
She shoots a glare at Alya as she leads me out of the club.
Nino's POV
I fist bump alya and let out a laugh.
"Mission 'Sexual Awakening' accomplished!"