(DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING BUT THE STORY and remember, always save your work before it's too late and bad english warning)
"Cleeeeeeo! We´re home!" Colitas yelled as she and Cuquin threw their backpack in the corner of the room.
"Oh," Maripi turned around with her seat "you´re home."
"Didn´t you notice that?" Colitas seemed annoyed by Maripi already. Since Christmas of last year, when some rich company found her Instagram account and asked her to be an fulltime-influencer. She basically left school. She´s the one from their family who earns their maintenance. Yes, they have parents. Fred and Jasmine. But they work at a big city and only cent like 100 Dollars to their Kids every month... And as a fulltime-influencer Maripi doesn´t really earns much. Just like 1500 Dollars a month without removing the taxes stuff.
"I was doing a selfie-session for that new product~" then she went back to her phone.
"Where are the others?" Cuquin asked
"Pelusin is watching stupid anime and draws busty girls on his PC. And Tete is probably studying his stupid nerd stuff" Maripi mocked. Those 2 were in the same room as her but didn´t noticed that Maripi was talking about them.
"Pelusin" Colitas jogged his shoulder "Brother...BROTHER!"
"Aah! Help- Ugh, Colitas! Why did you had to scare me so much?!" Pelusin snapped
"Because you didn´t- What are you watching?" Colitas tried to look what Pelusin was watching on his PC
"T-That´s none of your business!" he stuttered
"He´s watching..." Tete suddenly standed behind them "...Hentai."
"Hentai? what is that?" Cuquin was curious
"That´s not true!" Pelusin was pissed. "It´s just an romance-anime. You are a weeb, Tete"
"You´re the weeb!" Tete hissed
"I´m an goddamn Otaku! Kuso Kurae, Baka!"
"Obviously I´M the Otaku! Every weeb says "Baka"! Anata wa watashi o dainashi ni shitai?" Tete was talking in Japanese, and no one seemed to know what he´s saying.
"BAKA SHINAI!" Pelusin was really angry
"Kuso Yaro!" Tete was playing savage
Pelusin gasped "You insulted our mother!"
"Shut up- Oh...Right. Why did that stupid fight even start?! LET ME STUDY NOW!" Tete flipped a table.
Then Tete, Marpi and Pelusin started a fight.
"I hate this cursed place. Let´s look after Cleo." Colitas offered
"Good idea!" Cuquin and Colitas went outside.
Cleo was sitting at the meadow and sighed. She looked like when she was a child, just bigger, of course. She was always like a mother to her other siblings. She wanted to be a good Idol to them and didn´t wanted to be sad, frusttrated or even aimless.
"Sister? What´s wrong?"
"I´m having the final exams soon. And i still don´t know what to become. I´m the only one of us 6 that has struggels with that. Tete wants to be a teacher, Maripi is a Influencer and Model, Pelusin wants to be a animator for animes, you want to be a florist and Cuquin wants to lead a Vocational-School." Cleo went into one of her thinking phases again. If someone interrupts her during that, she gets really angry and destroys everything she sees. Then her ribbon was flapping. Her ribbon is her brain. Kind of.
"of course. THAT`S IT! It´s playtime! Quickly, Panda bag!"
Cuquin threw Cleo´s beloved Panda bag ,that Cleo got when she went to first grade, in the air.
"Laptop, Sheets of paper, documents, we´re gonna request unemployment benefits!"
Cleo worked outside until 10PM, when Maripi scolded her to come home.
"And what did you do all the time when you were outside?" Maripi asked angrily
"I requested unemployment benefits!"
"That means...?"
"Now i know what i want to be when i grow up-"
"-You always want to become something else-"
"-UNEMPLOYED!" Cleo yelled happily.
Everyone was quiet. Then Cuquin broke the silence.
"FUCKING SERIOUSLY?! YOU ALWAYS ANNOYED US WHAT YOU WANT TO BE, AN HAIRDRESSER, MUSICIAN, PRIESTESS AND WHAT NOT AND NOW YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED?! FUCK YOU! EVEN BEING AN YANDERE WOULD BE BETTER THAN THAT!"
"Just let her be" Tete comforted. Then he turned to Cleo and said "I´m dissappointed from you. It´d be better if you...uh, move out."
"No...!" Colitas started to cry
"It´s just the best, Collie, i´m sad too..."
"Aw :(" Cleo got very sad. But she decided to take Tete´s advice seriously, and started to pack her stuff.
Suddenly someone slammed the door open. "NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE!"
"Shit!" Maripi and Tete panicked
Pelusin took his earphones out "´sup? Everybody chill- Uh oh..."
Their parents were home again after 11 years.
"Do you want to tell us something?!" Their father looked like he could kill them all.
Everyone looked at Cleo and pushed her to their parents, she had to say something, she was the oldest!
"Mom, Dad, didn´t see you since Cuquin was born! Heheh..."
-THE END-
(I love the show, but this is a crackfic...xD Didn´t you read the summary? It was fun to write anyway. Hoped you enjoy. And please review!)