At an abandoned warehouse; Motar and Broodwing had King Andrias tied up to a chair.
"This is amazing, what other fun will we have?" said Andrias.
The two villains looked confused.
"Wow, this guy's an idiot." said Broodwing.
Motar groaned.
"Why bother kidnapping this guy if he's so gullible?" said Motar.
"For money." said Broodwing, "He's the king to another world."
Motar nodded.
"Let's play what's under the other's crown. Me first." said Andrias.
He removed his crown, revealing his head was bald and shiny and the two villains became shocked.
"BALD, BALD, BALD, BALD, BALD!" the two yelled.
Other people who were walking by looked inside the warehouse and saw the whole thing and were chanting bald loudly as well.
"MY EYES!" yelled one human's whose eyes were burning up.
Interview Gag
"Well, that was fucking odd to look at." said Broodwing.
End Interview Gag
Andrias put his crown back on.
"Who's next?" said Andrias.
Broodwing looked at his partner.
"This was a bad idea." said Motar.
An alarm went off and the villains became shocked before looking on a TV to see RoboDetective running towards the hideout.
"Shit, it's the po-po." said Broodwing.
RoboDetective then entered the room.
"You're both under arrest for kidnapping." said RoboDetective.
But Motar pulled out a blaster and shot a round at the robotic cop.
The robotic cop moved out of the way from the blast.
"Fast reflexes." said RoboDetective.
Broodwing ran towards the bot, but an arrow hit him in the knee.
"OW, MY FUCKING KNEE!" yelled Broodwing.
Interview Gag
'This is a terrible arrow to the knee joke." said Broodwing.
End Interview Gag
Then the others appeared.
"Hold it right there Broodwing." said Max.
"Maximillian Goof." said Broodwing.
"Yep, and with friends." said Max.
Roger's armor appeared around him before he started surging.
"Well you fuckers won't stop us." said Motar.
"We will, because I intend on traveling into the future and seeing that upcoming animated Fox show with Nick Offerman called The Great North." said Roger.
Broodwing scoffed.
"That show's going to be terrible just like that god awful Parks and Recreations star Nick Offerman." said Broodwing.
Marcy then fired an arrow from her arm mounted cross bow at Broodwing's other knee, making him scream in pain.
"Seriously?" said Broodwing.
"Nick Offerman is a national treasure." said Marcy.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (He's got an awesome mustache that should be put on display in the Smithsonian)
"Plus the show's been renewed for a second season already." said Roger.
Marcy is shocked.
"Already? Hasn't even aired yet." said Marcy.
Broodwing groaned.
"Why is Fox suddenly taking interest in it's animated shows to renew them before they air?" said Broodwing.
"Probably because Fox is now owned by Disney." said Max.
Marcy is shocked.
"What?" said Marcy.
Classic Sonic shook his head.
"Really? You were told about Disney now owning Fox a chapter or so ago, and you're still surprised by that?" said Max.
"Hey I've been away for a while, I'm still getting use to that." She said.
Max nodded.
"Fair point." he said.
Classic Sonic did some sign language.(This is as crazy as that Muppet sketch I saw one time.)
Cutaway Gag
The Electric Mayhem bus was going down a highway and the Muppets were inside of it while Rowlf was driving it.
"Can't believe that Kermit agreed to this road trip." said Gonzo.
Fozzie nodded.
"Yeah, quite the road trip." said Fozzie.
"Road trip, road trip." Animal said before laughing.
But then a bumping sound was heard, shocking everyone.
"Jesus." said Kermit.
"Did we hit someone?" asked Gonzo.
"Well, there's lots of blood on the window." said Kermit.
Beeker was freaking out.
"Beakers freaking out." said Bunsen.
Beaker kept on freaking out before Swedish Chef smacked the Muppet, making him stop.
The chef spoke mock Swedish. (Calm yourself, we won't go to jail)
But then a siren was heard, shocking everyone.
"Shit, it's the five-o." said Gonzo.
"More like Hawaii Five-O. Wocka, Wocka, Wocka." said Fozzie.
The Muppets groaned.
"Too soon Fozzie, we just killed someone." said Kermit.
"Don't worry, just act calm when we pull over. But first, does anyone have anything illegal on them?" said Rowlf.
Animal then pulled out some poppy flowers and a bomb.
"Sniff, sniff, boom, boom." said Animal.
Everyone groaned.
"Animal, why do you have a bomb and drugs?" said Kermit.
"Animal don't know." said Animal.
Fozzie held up a screw.
"We are screwed." said Fozzie.
Everyone groaned and smacked Fozzie.
"Fozzie, that prop comedy is terrible when done by someone besides Carrot Top or Howie Mandell." said Rowlf.
The bus then stopped and a cop entered the bus.
"Hello officer, what seems to be the problem?" said Rowlf.
Before the cop could say anything, a gunshot was heard, knocking the cop out of the bus.
The Muppets were shocked before turning to see Zoot was holding a shot gun.
"Not one word." said Zoot.
The Muppets soon drove off scared.
"So uh Mexico?" asked Gonzo.
"To Mexico." the other Muppets said.
But then the cop started running after the bus and the Muppets noticed it before screaming in shock.
End Cutaway Gag
"Maybe that's why the Muppets have been owned by Disney since 2004." said Max.
Marcy is shocked.
"Ok that I didn't know as well." She said.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (No surprise there, she wasn't even born yet)
The mute hedgehog then snapped his fingers like the live action Cat in the Hat before bobbing his head.
"Good thing I study my history." said Roger.
"Hey, is there going to be any fighting?" said Motar.
The heroes nodded and Max kicked Motar sending him out the building.
"So what other games are we going to play?" said Andrias.
Everyone even Marcy glared at the king.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Man-childish idiot)
Marcy nodded.
"I know right?" said Marcy.
"Tomorrow can't come any time soon." said Max.
However stomping sounds are heard and everyone looked and saw two giant gladiator robots one red and one blue.
"I've got this." said Roger.
He then fired lots of electricity at the giant bots, shorting them out and making them fall to the ground before exploding.
Broodwing and Motar who were in the robots escaped and groaned.
"COME ON WHATS IT TAKE TO GET A GOOD GIANT BATTLE IN THESE FICS AGAIN!" shouted Broodwing.
"NONE OF US HAVE ZORDS!" yelled Roger.
"ALSO, MINE ARE IN THE REPAIR SHOP BEING REPAIRED, WON'T BE FIXED UP FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS!" yelled Max.
"Also, you dumbasses tried to come at us with giant robots for a giant battle, yet didn't take into consideration that I would short out your bots? What's up with that?" said Roger.
"I FORGOT OK!" shouted Broodwing and he and Motar retreated.
Roger scoffed.
"He's not the only person to forget stuff." said Roger.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Who else forgets?)
"A man who's name shouldn't be mentioned." Roger said before pulling out a piece of paper that said DragonEmperor999.
Classic Sonic nodded.
A vibrating sound was heard and Max pulled out his phone to see a pic of Sonic covered in green slime.
The collage graduate humanoid dog laughed.
"He's hanging at the former Nickelodeon Resort." said Max.
The others looked at the pic.
Marcy whistled.
"Nice." said Marcy.
Then slime shot out from the phone and hit Marcy in the face.
This shocked everyone.
Classic Sonic put a finger on Marcy's face before wiping some slime off.
He sniffed the slime before dabbing his tongue on it.
He smiled and did some sign language. (Official Nickelodeon slime baby)
"I don't know if I should enjoy this." said Marcy.
"Hey, if you get slimed from some Nickelodeon owned area or on a Nickelodeon show, even their Kids Choice Awards, you should consider it an honor." said Roger.
Marcy rolled her eyes.
"I wouldn't." said Marcy.
"And why is that?" said Roger.
Marcy did some thinking and stammered before becoming frustrated.
"I DON'T KNOW!" yelled Marcy.
"Oh, you don't say that after making a jab at Nickelodeon." said Max.
Marcy became confused.
"Why's that?" said Marcy.
Then lots of slime fell on the smart girl as she became shocked.
"That's why." said Max.
Marcy is mad.
"Why?" said Marcy.
She then stormed off leaving her new friends confused.
"What's up with that?" said Roger.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Search me)