In a cop car; MacArthur and Sanders were driving around all of Toon City.
MacArthur was listening to All I Do is Win and dancing to it while dancing.
Sanders groaned in annoyance before turning off the radio.
MacArthur glared at her partner.
"Hey, I was getting jiggy to DJ Khalid." said MacArthur.
"Not anymore." said Sanders.
MacArthur groaned.
"Kill joy." said MacArthur.
The car stopped in front of a donut shop before the two exited the vehicle and entered it.
MacArthur smiled
"Okay, what kind of donuts will we get?" said MacArthur.
"I'd say we get two dozen of two flavors and maybe one for Eddy." said Sanders.
MacArthur groaned
"Seriously?" She asked, "Why one for that scammer who tricked Mia?"
Sanders looked at her best friend.
"Because Eddy needs a break from paying off his debt for all those pizza related meals he ordered." reminded Sanders.
"Need I remind you of that motorcycle stunt he tried to pull?" said MacArthur.
Flashback
Eddy was on a stage in a theater with a revving motorcycle next to a ramp.
"For this stunt, I shall ride this motorcycle, launch off this ramp, and land safely between those two elderly women." Eddy said while pointing at a booth that Eda and Lillith were sitting in.
The two witch sisters became shocked.
"WHAT!?" the two witch's yelled.
"Don't worry, this is perfectly safe." said Eddy.
"As if. We'll be long gone before you even begin this stunt." said Lillith.
"In Chicago." said Eda.
The two witch's laughed.
Eddy turned to the audience.
"For these elderly women's safety, I chained them up to their chairs when they were sleeping." said Eddy.
The sisters became shocked.
They tried shaking themselves out of their chairs, but were unable to.
"Here we go." said Eddy.
He started up the cycle and rode up the ramp, but as soon as he reached the top of it, he went backwards while coughing.
Eda and Lillith cheered.
"Bravo, amazing stunt." said Eda.
Eddy growled.
"ROGER!" yelled Eddy.
Roger appeared and got on the bike before inspecting it.
"Everything seems fine, maybe you just need more juice." said Roger.
He accidentally zapped the cycle, making it spark up a bit.
"Oops." said Roger.
The cycle then went off the ramp with the meerkat on it, shocking Eddy.
"Hey, that was my stunt." said Eddy.
The two witch's screamed in shock as Roger crashed into the booth, knocking both their heads off onto the stage in front of a still shocked Eddy.
Lots of applauding was heard.
Roger stood up in the booth and pulled out his phone before pushing an icon on it, causing the song All I Do Is Win to play.
Eddy groaned.
"Dammit Roger, you were supposed to play that song when I succeeded in the stunt." said Eddy.
"He did it better then you could have done." said Eda.
She then burst out laughing before snorting.
Her body then appeared on stage before break dancing.
End Flashback
MacArthur sighed.
"Honestly even I would've liked him to succeed in that." She said.
"Like how he did with that cannon Ball?" asked Sanders.
Flashback
Eddy was now standing in front of a cannon that was being operated by Ed.
"For this trick, I shall catch a cannonball with my bare hand. I will need total silence for this." said Eddy.
He turned to Ed.
"Fire the cannon lumpy." said Eddy.
Ed nodded and pulled out a match before lighting the cannon, causing it to fire a cannonball at Eddy, but instead of catching it with his bare hand, he caught it with his belly.
The scammer groaned in pain before he began puking.
Eda and Lillith cheered.
"Do it again, catch it with your belly again." said Eda.
"We want to see you puking some more." said Lillith.
The two laughed.
End Flashback
"Oh wait, he did catch the ball, but he didn't succeed per say because he didn't catch it with his 'bare hand'." said Sanders.
"Now I remember what happened." said MacArthur.
Flashback
Eddy placed another cannonball in the cannon followed by some gunpowder and a fuse and he and Ed inspected the cannon.
"Okay, let's see, let's try several inches or centimeters this way, that way I'll catch it with my bare hand." said Eddy.
Roger then appeared on the other side of the cannon.
"Let's try it out." said Ed.
He lit a match and got ready to light the cannon, but Eddy became shocked.
"WAIT, WAIT, NOT YET!" yelled Eddy.
But Ed lit the fuse and the cannon fired at Roger before he fell over.
Eddy smacked Ed.
"You idiot, you were supposed to wait till I got into position." said Eddy.
"I think he caught it with his bare hand this time." said Ed.
Roger then appeared on stage with the cannonball in his hand, but his arm was stretched out as well.
The two witch's cheered.
"Finally, another good cannon act. There is one thing different about this one though." said Eda.
Lillith looked at her sister.
"What's that?" said Lillith.
"It has two survivors." said Eda.
The two started laughing.
"Why exactly did we agree to allow these two sisters to act like Statler and Waldorf in these flashback sequences?" said Roger.
"I blame the Author of this." muttered Eddy, "If it were me or Co Author I'd say he choose someone else."
"Having Eda act like either Statler or Waldorf makes perfect sense." said Ed.
"Shut it Ed, Bulk and Skull would have been perfect." said Eddy, "Or Stu's father and Dede's Father."
"Actually, he has a point there." said Roger.
"Agreed." Eda and Lillith said at once.
End Flashback
"Even I have to agree with the moron and the meerkat on that one." said MacArthur.
Sanders shook her head.
"Of course." said Sanders.
Later; the two exited the shop with two four boxes of donuts.
"Score." said MacArthur.
Sanders smiled.
"I know." said Sanders.
She then looked and saw a donut.
"This Jawbreaker one is for Eddy." She said.
"Aren't jawbreakers meant to be sucked on and not eaten?" said MacArthur.
"It's Jawbreaker flavored." said Sanders.
"It's got jawbreaker chunks on it. How are people supposed to eat a donut with chunks of a candy that no one can bite down on without breaking their jaws?" said MacArthur.
"I think people find a way." said Sanders.
"Yeah, idiots with no social life." said MacArthur, "Kind of like Eddy with the bagpipes."
Flashback
Eddy was sitting on top of a pole playing bagpipes.
But some chewing sounds were heard and Eddy looked down to see a beaver gnawing on the wood.
The scammer growled.
"GET OUT OF HERE!" yelled Eddy.
He pulled out a revolver and shot five rounds at the beaver before it ran off in shock.
The scammer laughed and put the revolver away before he resumed playing the bagpipes.
But the beaver returned and started chewing on the wood again.
Eddy growled and pulled out his revolver before pulling the trigger, only for some clicking sounds to be heard.
"Fuck." said Eddy.
The beaver finished chewing and the pole tipped over as Eddy screamed.
Eda and Lillith were still on the balcony and cheered.
"Now that's what I call a performance." said Eda.
"How would you describe it Edillin?" said Lillith.
"Wooden." said Eda.
The two laughed.
End Flashback
MacArthur laughed.
"I loved that stunt." said MacArthur.
"Yeah but still that beaver was annoying." Said Sanders.
"So what should we do since we'll be off for the weekend?" said MacArthur.
Sanders sighed.
"No idea, Eddy was gonna take me to a drive in but there are no movies we want to see." She revealed.
MacArthur shook her head.
"Yeah that sucks." said MacArthur.
The two sighed.
"Binge watch some Will Smith movies?" said MacArthur.
Before Sanders can answer Sonic came by.
"How about see what he has to offer?" said Sanders.
MacArthur sighed.
"Why not just give him a speeding ticket?" said MacArthur, "He's always breaking every speeding law there is."
Sanders nodded.
"We could, but by Toon City law, celebrities are above the law." said Sanders.
"You got that from that Rocky and Bullwinkle film, didn't you?" said MacArthur.
Sanders nodded.
"Yep, plus it's oddly true." said Sanders, "For this city anyways."
MacArthur turned on her siren briefly.
Sonic stopped in his tracks and groaned.
"Fuck, not another possible speeding ticket." said Sonic.
He ran back to the car and looked at the cops.
"Hello officers, is something wrong?" said Sonic.
Sanders nodded.
"Nothing, just wondering what you were up to for the weekend." said Sanders.
"Not much, planning on spending the whole time in my mute counterparts dimension." said Sonic.
The humans became confused.
"No kidding." said MacArthur.
"Nope." said Sonic.
Sanders smiled.
"MacArthur and I are coming with you." She said.
Sonic did some thinking.
"No." said Sonic.
"Yes." said Sanders.
"No." said Sonic.
"Yes." said MacArthur.
"No." said Sonic.
"Yes." said Sanders.
"Yes." said Sonic.
"No." said MacArthur
"Yes." said Sonic
"No." said Sanders.
"I said Yes and that's final." said Sonic.
"Ok have it your way, we will come." said Sanders and with that she and MacArthur left.
Interview Gag
"For the record, I know that the co author failed to do a proper Bugs Bunny Rabbit/Duck season gag deal." said Sonic, "I also wanted more company."
End Interview Gag
MacArthur and Sanders were driving their car off before MacArthur thought of something.
"Wait a minute, didn't Sonic say yes after you said yes?" said MacArthur.
"Co Author made a bad attempt at the rabbit/duck season gag." said Sanders, "Plus he's got some serious pro noun troubles."