In Classic Sonic's universe; Classic Sonic was building a Lego Statue of Liberty.
He then reached the torch to the figures arm before attatching it.
The mute Sonic smiled.
Just then a portal appeared.
Then MacArthur, Sanders, and Sonic emerged from it before the portal closed.
"Here we are, my mute counterparts universe." said Sonic.
MacArthur whistled.
"Nice place, I could get used to this." MacArthur said before smacking the Lego Statue of Liberty, making it break apart and fall to the ground.
Classic Sonic groaned.
"Try to be careful, this guy could have spent hours working on that Lego model you destroyed." said Sanders.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Nope, it was only five minutes.)
MacArthur and Sanders became confused.
"He's an alternate version of me." said Sonic.
The two nodded.
"Okay, we're here, anything this guy watch's for movies?" said MacArthur.
"Silent movies." said Sonic.
MacArthur groaned.
"Seriously?" said MacArthur.
"He's got a thing for Charlie Chaplin films." said Sonic.
"Penguins have a thing for Charlie Chaplin films." said MacArthur.
"Probably because both have the same movements." said Sanders.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Or because of that Mr. Popper's Penguins film with Jim Carrey in it)
"I liked him as the Mask, Riddler, the Grinch, and my arch nemesis." said Sonic.
Everyone nodded.
"Agreed." they all said. while Classic Sonic signed.
Later; the group was watching a Charlie Chaplin film called Gold Rush.
"I don't get silent movies at all." said Sanders.
"This guy ends up meeting two people who each want to get rich in their own ways, one guy is a wanted criminal, the other just found a mountain of gold, but they end up separating after a snow storm where Charlie Chaplin finds love, and lots of stuff happens from there." said Sonic.
Sanders nodded.
"I could see why people enjoyed his films." said Sanders.
"What, no Three Stooges?" said MacArthur.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Nope, I'm all for silent comedies, especially that one made by Mel Brooks in the seventies called Silent Movie)
"Very appropriate." said Sonic.
But then the TV turned off, shocking everyone.
"What the?" said MacArthur.
"What the fuck?" said Sanders.
Classic Sonic did hand sighed and cussing messages appeared and one said(trust me you don't want to know what Classic Sonic said).
Sonic is shocked.
"SON OF A BI'BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP'!" Shouted Sonic.
Classic Sonic looked at the readers in shock before making a cutting his head hand movement.
The scene changed to a still of a squirrel holding onto a tight rope saying 'Hang on there baby'.
The scene changed back to Classic Sonic's house as Classic Tails was inspect the TV.
"This is terrible, moreso then when Eddy kidnapped a celebrity." said MacArthur.
"No, no, no, that wasn't what happened. He accidentally gave Roger and Crunch the idea to kidnap a celebrity." said Sanders.
Flashback
Outside the giant home of the Veggietales; Crunch's hummer stopped in front of the giant house.
Inside the hummer; Crunch, Roger, Eda, Lillith, Bart, and Louise were sitting in the hummer looking at the house.
"Well, this is the home with tons of celebrities in it." said Crunch.
"And all vegetables that're human size with faces." said Roger.
"There is one thing I don't get." said Eda.
Everyone looked at the witch in confusion.
"What?" said Lillith.
"Why'd we have to bring these two along as well?" Eda said while motioning to Louise's best friends Andy and Ollie Pesto who were headbutting each other playfully.
"They're surprisingly easy to manipulate into helping out." said Louise.
Roger shook his head and put on a black ski mask.
"Let's just get this over with." said Roger.
Everyone else put on ski masks before walking out of the hummer.
"I don't really enjoy this outlaw life." said Lillith.
"Hey, you made that decision when you betrayed Belos." said Eda.
The group appeared at the door before Roger knocked on it and they ran off.
The door opened up and Bob the Tomato appeared before looking around in confusion.
"NOW!" yelled Roger.
Then two different lassos in possession of Andy and Ollie wrapped around the tomato, but he spun around quickly, knocking the two away.
Crunch growled and pounded the ground, knocking the tomato off the ground.
Everyone else then surrounded the tomato and lots of fighting sounds were heard.
Later; the group without their ski masks appeared at the theater and walked over to Eddy.
"Good news Eddy, we managed to get Bob the Tomato to be a guest star in this show." said Roger.
Eddy became shocked and smiled.
"What, that's great, where is he?" said Eddy.
"In this potato sack." Andy said before he and Ollie held up a potato sack.
"We kidnapped him." said Ollie.
"Help, get me out of here." Bob's voice said.
Eddy became very shocked.
"WHAT, YOU KIDNAPPED BOB THE TOMATO!?" yelled Eddy.
"You told us to get a guest star even if we have to kidnap him or her." said Crunch.
Eddy slapped himself and groaned.
"I know I'm gonna be blamed for this!" He muttered.
End Flashback
"Oh yeah, we let him go because not even he knew those guy took him literally." said the fat cop.
"Eddy really needs to keep his sarcasm in check." said Sonic.
"Hey I Eddy may not be my favorite person at times but come on even I don't blame him when he was watching the house filled with Charmander's." said MacArthur.
Cutaway Gag
Eddy was screaming when a house was on fire.
End Cutaway Gag
"To be fair I didn't know that guy was gonna ask me to watch the Charmander triplets." said MacArthur.
"I wouldn't even know what's worse, kidnapping the host of a kids show about Christianity, or having some Charmander's burn down a house." said Sanders.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (That's easy, kidnapping the host of a kids show about Christianity is the worst thing to do).
Classic Tails then picked up the TV before walking out of the house with it.
"Well, looks like we're out of entertainment for the time." said MacArthur.
Sanders became confused.
"Nothing to do?" said Sanders.
"We could always juggle turned on lightsabers to entertain ourselves." said Sonic.
Everyone looked at him.
"That's stupid, not after Eddy allowed that to happen." said MacArthur.
Flashback
Eddy was back on stage in the theater.
"And now ladies and gentlemen; Bart Simpson from the Simpsons and Louise Belcher from Bob's Burgers will juggle turned on light sabers." said Eddy.
He walked off the stage as the curtains opened up and the two elementary schoolers were on stage.
Then Roger and Crunch wheeled up a ton of lightsabers before walking off.
Bart and Louise each grabbed some lightsabers and turned them on before they began juggling them.
Bart grabbed a double sided lightsaber before turning it on and juggling it.
Louise then pulled out a cross guard lightsaber before turning it on and juggling it.
Homer Simpson was in the audience looking in amazement.
"Awww, that's my boy. Being such a juggler." said Homer.
But Bart dropped the double sided saber and it hit Homer in the leg, making him scream in pain.
The young Simpson son laughed at his father's misfortune.
Homer became mad.
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" yelled Homer.
He ran on stage and started strangling his son.
Everyone gasped in shock.
"Holy shit, that guy's committing child abuse." said Lillith.
Eddy was backstage and saw everything in shock.
"That's not good." said Eddy.
He ran to some ropes and started messing with one of them as Crunch appeared.
"Wait a minute Eddy, the owner of the theater said that we're not allowed to touch the ropes." said Crunch.
"Who cares, it's getting crazy out there." said Eddy.
But then his foot got tangled in the ropes before he went up screaming.
The shark looked on stage as a crashing sound was heard.
"Nice, he went through a block and tackle." said Crunch.
End Flashback
MacArthur laughed.
"We let Eddy off with that because not even he could've predicted that." She said.
"You can't arrest someone for promoting child abuse without any proper evidence." said Sonic.
"So what now for the time being?" said Sanders.
"TICKLE FIGHT!" yelled MacArthur.
She tackled Sanders to the ground and started tickling her.
The two Sonic's stared at what was going on and shook their heads.
Classic Sonic did sign language. (Sad)
"I know, more sadder then when Eddy hypnotized himself." said Sonic.
Flashback
Eddy was looking at the audience as a huge 5000 ton weight was dangling behind him.
"For this trick, I shall hypnotize a member of the audience into being strong enough to hold this weight." said Eddy.
Everyone just booed him.
Eddy became confused.
"What, what's that all about?" said Eddy.
"Everyone knows hypnotism on Earth is fake." said Lillith.
Eddy growled.
"It is so real." said Eddy.
"If so, then hypnotize yourself." said Eda.
Eddy nodded.
"Great idea. I'll go down in history as the first person to hypnotize myself." said Eddy.
But then Roger appeared next to him.
"Uh, Gonzo did that already." said Roger.
He walked off.
"I'll go down in history as the second person to hypnotize myself" said Eddy.
He pulled out a mirror and looked at his reflection.
"Now look deeply into my eyes." said Eddy.
He then became shocked.
"My mind is now a blank, and I shall have the strength of a hundred men." said Eddy, "One, two, three."
His head shook around before dropping the mirror.
He then walked under the weight and put a hand on it.
"Release the ropes." said Eddy.
The ropes then detached and fell to the ground.
Everyone oooed in amazement.
"Nice, but how do you end it?" said Lillith.
Eddy looked at the witch's.
"Easy, I just snap my fingers." said Eddy.
He snapped his fingers before becoming shocked.
"Oh wait-"Eddy said before the weight crushed him.
Lots of cheering sounds were heard and Eda and Lillith were cheering as well.
"Bravo, bravo, congratulations." said Eda, "He's feeling different now."
Lillith looked at her sister.
"How's he feeling?" said Lillith.
"About yea high." said Eda.
The two started laughing.
Backstage; Roger was carrying the flat as a pancake Eddy while Crunch was carrying the 5000 ton weight before setting it down.
"How'd you enjoy being crushed by something very heavy?" said Roger.
Eddy grumbled.
"I hated it." said Eddy.
"Where do you come up with the ideas for this stuff anyways?" said Crunch.
"I just listen to the ground." said Eddy.
"Sure looks like it." said Roger, "ANDY, OLLIE!"
The Pesto twins appeared and Roger gave them the flat Eddy.
"Uncle Roger got you two a frisbee." said Roger.
The twins cheered.
End Flashback
"What an idiotic stunt that was." said Sonic.