Back in Classic Sonic's world; Classic Sonic, MacArthur, and Sanders were playing Operation.
Sonic however was watching his own film on his iPhone.
"Film keeps getting better and better every time I see it." said Sonic.
"That's because it's your film." said MacArthur.
Sonic groaned.
"Shut up." said Sonic.
The film ended and he did some work on the phone before he began watching The Simpsons.
He laughed.
"Classic series." He said.
He laughed again.
"Thank god for Disney Plus." said Sonic.
A buzzing sound was heard.
"Oh dammit, I couldn't even pull out the butterfly." said MacArthur.
She grumbled.
Classic Sonic grabbed the game tweezers and reached into the game board before pulling out the butterfly without touching the sides.
MacArthur scoffed.
"Showoff." said MacArthur.
"He's played this many times to know how not to touch the sides." said Sanders.
"Damn right." said Sonic.
He then started watching Bonkers.
"Can't believe Disney Plus is the only place to watch this bobcat cop show." said Sonic.
MacArthur heard that and shook her head.
"Well what'd you expect, it's Disney's excuse to not have to pull any of their classical films out of their Disney Vault again for limited releases." said MacArthur.
Everyone nodded at that.
"Why would they do that?" asked Sanders, "I'd rather live there."
"Eh, just be glad they're all viewable on a streaming site." said Sonic.
Later; the others minus Sonic were playing Mouse Trap.
"This seems offensive to mice." said Sanders.
Sonic scoffed.
"Need I remind you of that musical instrument stunt he did?" said Sonic.
Flashback
Eddy snuck into a barber shop that had lots of African Americans in it.
With him was Sonic holding his electric guitar.
"This seems very racist right now." said Sonic.
"No it isn't." said Eddy.
"Of course it is, you got the idea from the Chappelle Show." said Sonic.
"Just play some electric guitar. Maybe some funk music." said Eddy.
Sonic groaned and started playing a funk song.
But a gunshot rang by Eddy, making Sonic stop playing the guitar.
"Shut the fuck up." said an African American.
Sonic glared at Eddy.
"I told you this was a bad idea." said Sonic.
"Don't worry, I've got a plan B." said Eddy.
He pulled down a blanket, revealing a drum set that an African American was sitting at.
Sonic noticed it.
"Yep, very racist." said Sonic.
The drummer then started playing the drums.
Then every African American in the barber shop started dancing happily.
Even one guy was doing the robot.
"Oh, I'm getting out of here." Sonic said before walking off.
End Flashback
"Oh yeah, I remember that. Had to arrest him." said Sanders.
"Because he was a racist?" said Sonic.
"No, because he was filming the whole thing without a permit." said Sanders.
Everyone fell anime style.
Everyone stood up.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Typical)
Sonic then began watching The Addams Family show.
He smiled.
"This is truly a classic." He said.
He then snapped his fingers to the theme song.
Classic Sonic rolled the dice and it landed on six before moving the blue piece over six spaces passed the cheese pile.
The hedgehog smiled.
A chiming sound was heard and Sonic turned his phone around.
"Jeopardy host Alex Trebek has died." said Sonic.
MacArthur became shocked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"MacArthur screamed before stopping in confusion, "Who's Alex Trebek?"
Sanders smacked her partner and best friend.
"Didn't you hear what Sonic just said? He was the host of Jeopardy." said Sanders.
MacArthur nodded.
"Okay." said MacArthur.
Everyone just stared at her.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (You're not crying)
"I hated Jeopardy." said MacArthur, "Especially that Weird Al song I Lost on Jeopardy."
Everyone gasped in shock.
Milo Murphy who was walking through the streets of his town stopped and gasped in shock as a safe fell behind him.
Dr Screwball Jones who was forcing happiness to people in Ethiopia gasped in shock.
The TTG version of Darkseid was battling the TTG version of Superman before gasping in shock.
A dog who was urinating on a hydrant stopped and whimpered in shock.
Some birds who were flying by gasped in shock before falling to the ground.
The Earth was rotating before stopping.
Back in Classic Sonic's dimension; MacArthur chuckled nervously.
"You done fucked up now." said Sonic.
"Yeah most of the people who gasped were voiced by Weird Al." said Sanders.
"Will there be ramifications?" said MacArthur.
"Most likely." said Sonic.
MacArthur gulped.
"Oh fuck." said MacArthur.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to watch some Jingle All the Way." said Sonic.
"Number 1 or 2?" asked Sanders.
"Number 1 first then 2." revealed Sonic.
The cops groaned.
Later; the cops and Classic Sonic were playing Monopoly.
MacArthur rolled a three.
"Sweet, three." said MacArthur.
Classic Sonic laughed before doing some sign language. (Ha ha MacArthur, you fell into my trap)
"No I didn't." said MacArthur.
She grabbed a flip phone piece and started moving it.
"One, two, three-"MacArthur said before noticing that she had moved her piece to a space that had 6 hotels and two houses, "DOH!"
Sonic saw this and laughed.
"Sucker." said Sonic.
"Still Monopoly is a confusing game." said Sanders, "How's a hat a land lord?"
"Enough with the Simpsons statements, it's one thing using a gag, but using a quote about some idiotic statement is terrible." said Sonic.
MacArthur became mad.
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" MacArthur yelled before she ran to Sonic to strangle him.
But the hedgehog grabbed Classic Sonic and the overweight cop started strangling him instead.
The cop became shocked.
"What the?" said MacArthur.
Sonic took a photo of the whole thing and texted it before putting his phone away.
A vibrating sound was heard and MacArthur set Classic Sonic down and pulled out her phone and put it to her ear.
"Hello?" said MacArthur.
"YOU STRANGLED AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF SONIC ON A WEEKEND VACATION!? JUST FOR THAT, I'M PUTTING YOU ON METER MAID DUTY WHEN YOU COME BACK TO WORK!" the police chiefs voice yelled followed by a busy line sound being heard.
MacArthur gulped.
Sanders then put a meter maid vest on MacArthur.
"Good thing I came prepared." said Sanders.
She laughed.
"Nothing like that other guest star Eddy had for his stage show." said Sonic.
Flashback
Eddy with his help was on stage bowing for a cheering audience.
"And now ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to bring up-"Eddy said before some glass breaking sounds were heard, shocking everyone.
"The hell was that?" said Louise.
Crunch walked off before returning with a TV and turned it on to show a video of lots of people screaming and running from a room.
"It's coming from the McDonald's Grimaces' dressing room." said Crunch.
The video went into a dressing room where lots of laughing was heard before turning to the Grimace who turned around, revealing he was eating severed arms and legs as everyone became shocked.
"HOLY FUCK!" yelled Roger.
"HE'S EATING THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY!" yelled Bart.
"HOORAY!" the Pesto Twins said.
"No that's not okay." said Louise.
Eddy gulped.
"I'm going to get sued so bad." said Eddy.
His help then ran off in shock.
Eda was laughing as Lillith was shocked.
"This just got better." said Eda.
"Why would that purple guy do such a thing?" said Lillith.
"I blame his parents, if I were locked up in a McDonald's playland with nothing to eat but strawberry milkshakes, I'd devour the Pillsbury Dough Boy as well." said Eda.
"He actually looked very tasty." said Roger.
The Grimace then burped out the Pillsbury Dough Boy's hat and everyone groaned in disgust.
"Ohhhhh no, that is just wrong." said Eddy.
End Flashback
"I'd have eaten the dough boy as well." said MacArthur.
"You'd eat anything that came from a bakery." said Sonic.
Classic Sonic nodded.
MacArthur groaned.
Sonic puts his phone away.
"Ok who's hungry?" He asked.
Everyone nodded.
"Classic Sonic, what do you have to eat?" said Sonic.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Nothing but chili dogs and shredded cheese)
Sonic chuckled.
"Isn't this guy great?" said Sonic.
"That's just you without a tongue." said MacArthur.
Classic Sonic stuck out his tongue to the fat cop before holding up both middle fingers.
MacArthur gasped.
"Showoff jerk." said MacArthur.
"And you thought he couldn't talk due to a lack of a tongue." said Sanders.
"Yeah well so what?" asked MacArthur, "All Sonics are the same, bunch of show offs."
Both Sonic were eating some chili dogs before burping.
"And obsessed with Chili Dogs, man this is as weird as that dinner Eddy threw one time." said MacArthur.
Flashback
Eddy placed some food in front of his friends: Sonic, Tails, Bugs, Daffy, Ed, Knuckles, Amy, SpongeBob, Squidward, Edd, Lincoln & Lisa.
"Alright, dig in." said Eddy.
Everyone cheered, but Sonic ran over to the table as lots of chowing down sounds were heard.
Everyone became shocked and saw that the blue hedgehog was stuffed and had his belly sticking out.
Sonic burped.
Eddy shook his head.
"Good thing I prepared for this." said Eddy.
He revealed another table full of food.
Everyone smiled and went to the food and started eating it.
"Give me a minute, until I finish up digesting." said Sonic.
End Flashback
"I remember that dinner, can't believe Eddy had a second table just in case I got the idea to eat everything." said Sonic.
"I'm surprised Eddy didn't charge everyone." Said MacArthur.
"Hey even Eddy isn't that selfish." said Sonic and Sanders.
The two Sonic's burped.