For over 800 years, the jedi believed the sith to be extinct.
Then Kibh Jeen, a defeated dark jedi, informed them of the
infamous Rule of Two. The Jedi Council refused to believe him.
In his frustration, he wrote this song.
A parody of the 2010 John Cate single "Phone Don't Ring"
Leaving home and fleeing for my life
The dark side has risen up once again
The Dark Lord is coming
He's gonna kill us all
Jedi Masters, you better heed my call
As I sit alone and tremble
One thing I know is true
When the dark side calls the sith are gonna kill you
Jedi Council no longer takes my calls
Don't listen, don't wanna hear it at all
The Dark Lord wants them dead
He's gonna kill them all
When the jedi knights die the Republic will fall
As I sit alone and tremble
One thing I know is true
When the dark side calls the sith are gonna kill you
When the dark side calls the sith are gonna kill you
Master Jedi please don't shut me out
It took all of my nerve to come around
Now I wonder why won't they listen to me
Two sith lords and that's all there ever will be
Should I tell the council
So they can protect me
Or run for my life and escape this destiny
As I sit alone and tremble
One thing I know is true
When the dark side calls the sith are gonna kill you
I'm just sitting here and freaking out, that's all that I can do
When the dark side calls the sith are gonna kill you