A/N: I have no idea what this is.
It was not the first time they had to spar. Definitely not. Heck, they had done this since the academy! Damn Iruka made him fight her even more than Sasuke! And that's saying something. And then, even not counting all these stupid trust exercises Kakashi made them do, there had been so many more times when they sparred! Though back then it was more like brawling.
It had become... different. Recently. Not weird but... well, different.
Now, Naruto wasn't saying it got any easier to beat her but the fight just grew longer every time. Until it devolved into grappling.
Like it did now.
Having Tayuya in a headlock had been a happenstance (a word he learned from Sakura) that occurred so often over the past eight years that it could be called common. Nothing out of the ordinary. So this, Tayuya's head pressed against his chest while his arms tried to hold hers still, was normal.
But it wasn't.
She was giving him this... look again. This gaze that just... messed with him. And it wasn't like Naruto didn't know what it meant. Because he was pretty sure he returned it just as fiercely.
Shit. His heart.
He couldn't help himself. He growled, fingers twitching against the skin of her arms. "Got you now," he growled out.
"Yeah?" she huffed back, her voice all hot and ragged. "But in reality, I got you, dipshit."
He didn't get to retaliate. Her hands slicked out of sweaty grasp and reached for his neck. Tayuya bent him at an awkward angle, snaking her way out of his grip and flipped him into his stomach, arm pinned roughly into his back.
"Got you." Tayuya was so close to his ear that he could feel her lips brush his skin.
Naruto forced a growl down that threatened to escape him. "Not for long," he hissed into the dirt.
He slipped out of her grip. It happened to easily. Just like he had let g of her too easily before. He didn't even try t get out from under her, just rolled, sat up and pinned her down.
It wasn't the first time they sparred. But then, this wasn't sparring anymore. Tayuya's face was so close to his, no less flushed than his own and her gaze no less intense than his.
"Gonna finish this?" she whispered up at him.
Dammit, why were her lashes so long? Had they always been like that? He knew she didn't do makeup. He also knew she didn't wear any perfume or something like that. And she still... smelt so, so... ugh. It must be showing in his eyes. It showed in hers. The heat. The force of it.
"Yeah," he rumbled down at her, "I will."
Usually, someone broke them up by now. Usually Kakashi. But Naruto couldn't even feel him, couldn't be bothered to feel him. All he could feel was Tayuya, all he could think was Tayuya and all he needed was Tayuya.
God, this was becoming so stupid. And so stupidly hot.
"Do it then," she urged, that cocky smirk, that hot smirk dancing on her lips and shining in her eyes.
Oh, he was so gonna do it. Just... uh, pin her down and. And?
"Will you two finally kiss?"
Naruto almost screamed in surprise. Sasuke's voice just appeared out of nowhere right behind him, as did his presence. Naruto wanted to shout at him but Tayuya grabbed his face; she had again slipped from his grip far too easily.
He had about a second to blink down at her. And then she lurched up and kissed him.
Naruto felt both as alive as he never had before and thought he might just cease to exist at any second now. But for eight seconds, Naruto did not cease to exist and for eight seconds Tayuya's lips moved against his own with bruising curiosity.
Tayuya released him with a resounding "pop!" and pulled herself up his shoulders to glare at Sasuke. "Fuck off, I'm not finished with him!"
Naruto barely registered the "Hn!". It was kind of hard to figure out if he had let his vivid imagination let take over or that had actually happened.
"The fuck are you waiting for?" Tayuya murmured against his neck. "We aren't done."
"Uh, ye." Sounded like agreement. Felt even better. When he nuzzled her neck. When he kissed her ear. When she nipped on his jaw.
And they hadn't even gotten handsy yet.
Naruto briefly contemplated teleporting them to his apartment (or hers, which was just two doors down) but then Tayuya tore his shirt open like it was nobody's business so he forgot all about this plan and returned the favour.
He'd seen Tayuya naked before. Lots, actually. But it was so so so oh so different. It was perfect. everything. Every touch, every kiss, every breathless whisper.
Until Kakashi showed up, squatting behind Naruto's back.
"Yo."
Tayuya didn't even stop shoving her hand into his pants. Not like Naruto had any room to talk with his own hand down hers.
"We're busy," she hissed, lightly biting his neck.
"Yeah!" Naruto puffed.
Kakashi blinked at them as if he hadn't realized they were just two seconds from sex. "Hm, so it would seem. But I must admit, I had not expected this."
"Liar," Tayuya growled at him, extracting herself from his neck with one last hickey among many left behind. "You bet money on it you stupid fuck. I just held out so you'd lose." She grinned ferally at their teacher. "Look underneath the underneath, asshole."
"Don't make me put you on the next wall guard shift," Kakashi returned humorlessly.
Why the heck were they having this conversation?
"I'll put blondie's dick in myself, that's what I'll do."
Gods, yes!
"I think not."
Fuck you, Kakashi!
"Stop me if you can!"
Oh my gods why was this happening right now? Couldn't Kakashi just- Oh. Right.
Naruto wrapped his arms around Tayuya's waist, kissed her like there was no tomorrow, and teleported them... somewhere. Naruto had not really aimed that one.
They crashed into a bed. No clue who's it was but he couldn't have cared less if he tried.
"Do that sooner you fucking-!" The rest was muffled in her shirt as he pulled the tattered remains of it over her head.
"I did it now didn't- Mmpf!"
Time for talk was obviously over. He somehow shimmied out of his pants despite his painful hardness. Tayuya's pants had just evaporated at one point and Naruto was more than fine with this. He had wanted this for longer than he knew and by the feel of just how hot and wet Tayuya was, so was she.
"What the actual heck!?"
Was that Sakura's voice? "What the-?"
"Get out! Oh my gods why are you-! Out!"
Tayuya slapped his chest. "You teleported us into pinky's bedroom? Savage."
"I'm horny as fuck, okay?" he huffed back, leaning in to kiss her again.
"I feel that," she breathed, grinding against him. "I feel it alright."
"Out!" Sakura threw something at his head.
"Get us out of here, loverboy," Tayuya whispered, grinning up at him. "And then fuck me before anyone else can interrupt."
They vanished before Sakura could throw another pillow at them.
"Where the fuck are we?"
"I have no clue."
"I can't see shit!"
Naruto huffed. "You don't need to see!"
"... True enough," she laughed. She found him with her hand, forcing a groan out of him. "Let's just-"
A light flicked on overhead.
"... I cannot believe you."
That was Tsunade. My god. Why. Where were they? Naruto pulled Tayuya closer. A quick glance and he identified their surroundings as the room where the Forbidden Scroll was stored. How in the world did he teleport them in here?
"Sup, Granny." Tayuya was so nonchalant that he wanted to laugh but he was so freakin' close to sliding right into her wet heat that he couldn't bother focusing on much else.
"Sup?" Tsunade huffed. "I lost a huge bet, that's what up! This should have happened last week!"
"And I've been waiting on this for a week!" Tayuya hissed back. "Now close the damn door and let me fuck him!"
"I will not let you-!"
Naruto cut them all off by teleporting again, this time with a destination in mind.
"Can we finally fuck?"
"Yes," Naruto hissed, "We're at my place."
"Then-"
"Narutooo!"
Tayuya's eye twitched so badly he thought she might have a seizure. "Fuck it."
She hopped off him, stark naked, and the sudden loss of warmth almost hurt. With a scowl on her still red face, Tayuay stalked over to the door and ripped it open. Ino, standing in the door, made a very confused noise before tayuya slapped her upside the head and slammed the door shut again. "And stay out!" she hollered, stalking back to him.
"Still good to go?" she asked, hands on her hips as she stood before him.
If anything, Naruto got even harder. "Gods, yes."
They were interrupted four more times before it finally happened. Kiba got his ass kicked, Neji his eyes stabbed and Hinata fainted on Tayuya's doorstep, though. And when Kakashi had the nerve to try and interrupt them on round four, Naruto teleported him into Anko's shower.
How he knew the exact location of that spot was a secret he'd take to the grave.
The next day, Sasuke was met on the training ground by Tayuya, Naruto and Kakashi. All of them limping.
"I hate all of you," he sighed, shaking his head.
"You're just salty you didn't get some," Tayuya scoffed. There was a weird look on Sasuke's face but Naruto dismissed it as nothing special.
Until Sakura found them half an hour later, walking funny.
"No fucking way." Tayuya laughed when Sakura blushed. "Oh shit, I can't believe it! Alright, tell me everything!"
Sasuke, Kakashi and Naruto were left standing on the training ground while Tayuya dragged Sakura way. "So," Naruto coughed. "Are we, like, still training?"
"You," Sasuke spat haughtily. "had enough training yesterday."
Naruto grinned stupidly. "Boy did I ever."
Sasuke elbowed him. Kakashi hummed sagely.
They sparred again later that day. Though this time, the goal was a lot clearer. It wasn't the first time they sparred either. But then, this wasn't sparring anymore.