EXTREME PARSLETOUNG HARRY- Part One.

"Harry Potter, who are you going to use as a shield today" Voldemort jeered.

Harry just grinned.

"Ssshshshshs," he said

The dark lord gasped "How dare you to talk like that-"

"shsssshSSShh"

"OH NO, YOU DID NOT!"

"Sshhssshhhhsss"

"Pathetic, I'll show you PATHETIC"

Hermione was confused. She turned to ron.

"He does know nobody else can understand him right, that kind of defeats the point of a cool verbal battle."

Ron just shook his head-

"Listen Hermione- the drama, the trash talk- don't you love it?"

"Ron - you can't understand anything they say-"
"Yes, I can,"

"No, you cant,"

"Yes, I can,"

"No, you cant,"

"HARRY TALKS PARSLETOUNG IN HIS SLEEP OKAY!?"

Everyone turned to look at the redhead. His ears turned pink.

"Dude-" said Voldemort, "Peeping on your friend while he's sleeping is not cool."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Sorry-" said ron quietly.

PARSLETOUNG HARRY- Part two

"Harry Potter, who are you using as a shield today?"

"My pet basilisk," he said simply.

"What?"

From the beaded bag, an enormous snake emerged.

The snake stood (do snakes stand) by harry and opened its eyes.

It was quiet for a moment as Voldemort and the snake stared at each other.

"HAH!" the dark lord yelled, "I CAN LOOK INTO A BASILISKS EYES WITHOUT-"

Harry's basilisk, donned Basilisky, lunged at the dark lord, plunging its fang into the pale arm.

"NOOOOO-" yelled Voldemort, as he fell to the ground.

"How did you do this?" he rasped at harry.

Harry looked down at him.

"We were destroying your Horcruxs and I thought, what the heck, we have some eggs left, let's grow a basilisk. It was ridiculously easy, you know, we just summoned a toad and boom, killer and totally loyal snake"

Voldemort blinked.

"Oh yah- before I forget, snakes assemble!"

At least one hundred more basilisks rose from the small bag.

"Hi, Basilisky jr, Hi, Basilisky jr jr, Hi, Basilisky jr jr jr, Hi, Basilisky jr jr jr jr, Hi, Basilisky jr jr jr jr jr, Hi, Basilisky jr jr jr jr jr jr, Hi, Basilisky jr jr jr jr jr jr jr, Hi, Basilisky jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr, Hi-"