After constantly nagging myself to just get on with it, i decided to do it!. . Rewrite Oh my Rainbow Gods! With a twist Now to those who have read how to obtain a reverse harem and say i copying that, im not honest to God. This is my own original idea and i finally wanted to do it. Now ON WITH THE SHOW!!

Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't belong to me.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

– Bernard Baruch

When I woke up, I knew instantly something was wrong. Oh so terribly wrong. For one the way the room I was in looked. There was no poster of Bakugou glaring down at me. the ceiling was blank, filled with white grey paint I got up and stretched, I noticed the mirror on the wall beside me. Feeling confused, I walked over to it and go the shock of my life. Instead of seeing my normal dyed purple hair and green eyes, I saw a what looked to be about 7 year old boy with onyx eyes and raven black hair that looked like a duck butt with pale skin. I was looking at Sasuke Uchiha.

After feeling shock for about three minutes, I stomped my foot and whined, "I wanted to be Hinata, Damm it!. She's so much better!"

After moaning about the fact that I wasn't the precious Hinata, I got up and went to what seemed like the bathroom and did my daily requirements, and went to the closet to look for something to where and I groaned at the sight. There was either blues or black and I made a mental note to go shopping at soon as possible.

I looked around the house and after three agonizing minutes I finally found the kitchen and ate the food that was magically waiting for me on the table. As i ate the tomato, I tried to decide what to do. Should I mess up the plotline and save people's lives? Or was I too let things run the way its supposed to.

After thinking about it I grinned and said out loud "Fuck up the plotline duh!"

Then a sudden thought struck me as I was humming happily. "Wait since I was a girl in my past life and I like guys, doesn't that make me gay here?" As I thought about it I giggled and whispered "SasuNaru is a go! Sorry Hinata. Wait no, it's SasuNeji damm it"

I paused at the thought of romances then sighed. "You know what. It's to early. When puberty hits I'll worry about that then."

I looked at the calender a few meters away from me a saw that today was a Saturday and I had no idea what to do, then suddenly Sasuke's memories go through me and it was so disorienting that I almost fell over, I would have if not for the fact that I held on to the table.

As I came back to I found out in Sasuke memories that the last major thing that happened was the Uchiha massacre. I sighed as I pondered on how to go on about this. In the timeline it was completely messed up so I had a lot of things to cover.

As I sat on the chair with a tomato in my hand I started thinking of my course of action. I was definitely gonna try an be nicer to others, broody Sasuke was annoying. I am gonna crush my fangirls dream by bluntly stating that I am gay as hell, but in the future. I was gonna leave Konoha, NOT because of Orchimaru, but because of the team Sasuke made with Karin and the others. I personally thought the team was awesome. Team Hebi I think it was called

I was gonna also try and reconcile with the Hyuga clan and try to become allies with them. All the time watching the anime I never really understood the hatred. Sure their eyes are special and they each claim theirs s the best, but they are amazing in their own way. The Sharrigan can copy jutsu', but it cant see like the Byukan. They each have an advantage and disadvantage to hep in the shinobi world.

I sighed and went to my new room to put on my shoes and went out the house. Time had gone and from my memories, well Sasuke's the Hokage had told me to meet him to talk and asks a few things.

As I walked into the Hokage tower, I got sympathetic looks from everyone that so me but I just ignored them. I mean I understood why, but it was annoying a little.

As I entered his office,after encountering a few ANBU, I had to hold in my urge to squeal because oh my God it was freaking Hiruzen Sarutobi!

One of my favorite characters in the Naruto verse was the third Hokage. He didn't have any special eyes or bloodlines, but he was a feared shinobi, the God of Shinobi and the Professor for a reason.

When I got in, I saw him look at me sympathetically and say "Hello Sasuke-kun"

I bowed and said "Good morning Hokage-sama"

It was silent for a couple of minutes before he said "Im very sorry Sasuke about your loss. I know its"he paused "hard for you"

I shrugged and replied "It's ok Hokage-sama. I'm fine. I'll be okay"

He looked at me a minute longer then sighed saying "We have a few things to discuss"

We both spent the next two hours or so discussing what was going to happen to me. I decided to keep on living in the Uchiha compound and to keep going to the academy.

When I finally left, I walked around the village, avoiding the dad sympathetic looks I got from everyone. I found myself at a dock and sat down on it. The weight of dying finally dawned on me and I started crying, laying my head on my hands as I sobbed. I still had many things I joined had wanted to do in life and it was all taken away from me in a flash.

I felt someone sit next to me and I ignored them for the time being, waiting for them to say something, but when they didn't day anything, I lifted my head and was shocked at who I saw.

Naruto Uzumaki.

Young Naruto was so adorable, but he didn't day anything as he just kicked his legs over the edge and kept silent. I felt like I could sympathise with him simply because he lost family to and had no one. So I let myself embrace the silence between both of us.

Little did I know that I had gotten a new friend that day.

Oiiiiiii. I really hope you like this. It took around 2 days to complete this so I hope you like it

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