... *sips coke and stares at readers with a blank look*

I don't feel loved enough

Since basically everyone wants NaruSasu, it's going to be that

Hmph

Also I'm so sorry for not updating. I've been really busy with school, birthdays, demon slayer...ya

Also I'm gonna change a few things about this book

This chapter will be a looottttt different

Hehehe.

On with the show!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

The Hn's war

"Hn"

"Good now slower"

"Hn"

"No Sasuke Slower!"

"...hn"

"Perfect"

Kiba sweat dropped at the sight of Hinata trying tp teach Sasuke how to grunt. "Are they ok?" he asked Naruto who was beside him quietly, then he shook his head, "Stupid question but still what is going on!?"

Naruto looked at Kiba in confusion before replying, "Hinata-chan is helping Sasu-chan get ready for the Hn wars"

"The Hn wars?"

"Yeah! Since you are a clan kid you must have heard of it"

"Uhhh no!" with Akamaru barking in agreement.

"Oh... Well the Hn wars according to Sasu-chan is an Uchiha tradition that happens every ten years for the ages 10 and up. They battle at the Valley of the End to see who can do the best grunts, And Sasu-chan is going to do it this yeah"

"Ohhhh"

"Yep!"

Then they looked at Sasuke who cried out in pain while Hinata was glaring at him. Then suddenly Kiba exclaimed, "Wait! isn't Sasuke THE LAST Uchiha?! HOW THE HECK WOULD HE EVEN BE ABLE TO BATTLE?"

Naruto then gave him a grin that all the academy students have learnt to fear when any of the crazy friends grinned like that. "You will see" he whispered then started giggling before going back to his book.

"Kisame! Come on!"

"Ehh? Itachi-san?!"

"No time! I cant let my little brother win!"

"Zetsu, I'm leaving"

"Where are you going Madara-sama?"

"It seems like its time for the wars. I have to win"

"...what?"

On June the tenth, Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha and Tobi/Madara/Obito arrived at the Valley of the end.

Sasuke paused when he saw Tobi. "Who the fuck are you and what are you doing here?"

Tobi started jumping up and down "Tobi heard Itachi san talk about the Hn wars, Tobi wants to join too because Tobi is a good boy!"

Sasuke just blinked and stared at Itachi who just sighed, "He wouldn't leave us alone"

"Us?"

"Hi Itachi's brother!"

"Gah! Nissan!?"

"What? you brought your friends"

"Still! I don't want to see your boyfriend cheer you on and thinking about dirty stuff about you!"

"He's not my boyfriend"

"Oh yeah!... You're dating the blond one"

"Sasuke!"

"Okay!" Naruto interrupted the brothers before they would start throwing jutsu at each other. "I assume you know the rules?" then seeing their nods. "Good in 3, 2, 1, Go!"

"Hn"

"Hn"

"Hn'

"Hnn!"

"..."

"..."

"Hn?"

"Hn"

"Hn!"

"Hn"

"Hn"

"Hn"

HN'

And grunts went on for hours until the sun set in the sky. Naruto and Hinata started to train during that period while Kisame took a nap dreaming about the ocean when finally...

"Hn, I admit defeat Tobi"

"Same"

Naruto and Hinata looked on in shock at their friend admitting defeat to a low life, a scum of the earth. Sasuke sighed and went over to his friends when the others went away in a flash then they began to walk home in silence.

"Ne Sasuke?"

"Yeah?"

"Why did you surrender?

A pause. "Because absolutely no one can win the Hn wars against Madara Uchiha Himself. He is literally the god of hns itself"

"... I'm not eve gonna ask"

How to deal with stress

Ino was currently running to look for her somewhat friends to do a favor for her dad. He wanted her to do a quick favor to see how her classmates deal with stress. So far she got eating, sleeping, dreaming about Sasuke, (guess who) and a bunch of other stuff.

Now she was currently going to her next target.

Naruto Uzumaki.

She didn't know when it started but him and his other two friends had changed drastically. Naruto was acting smarter but he was still loud. Hinata was bolder than usual and a bold pervert. And Sasuke was gay.

Oh and according to him "An artist"

She shook her head then grinned when she noticed the boy she was thinking about. "Hey Sasuke!" she shouted making him look up from what he was doing. After him bluntly telling her he wasn't interested in her, they had slowly started a timid friendship, discussing their love for poisons and flowers.

"Hey Ino" he replied turning around fully. "What's up?"

"How do you deal with stress!"

" ...what?"

"How do you deal with stress?"

" ...I do what normal people do, I blow things up. Speaking of which... "

Boom!

Ino gasped in shock at the loud explosion that surrounded near what she heard was Training Ground 44. Sasuke then sighed in bliss and asked "isn't it beautiful?!!!"

"SASAUKE!!!"

"Hmph can't appreciate true art."

"Deal with stress?" Naruto asked blowing a circle of smoke from his mouth at her making her cough and shoo it away. "That's easy! I smoke and drink until I can't move anymore ! It's perfectly normal! Dattebayo!"

"...you need therapy"

"And you don't?"

"Touche"

"Huh?" Hinata asked from her room staring at Ino in confusion. "Well it depends. I usually spar with the boys when I'm stressed..."

Ino sighed in relief 'Finally a sane one '

"But if that doesn't work I help Anko torture some poor fella at the T and I division."

"...Ok!. That's it! I'm describing a full month of therapy for you three! 10 year olds shouldn't be doing stuff you're doing!!!"

"Huh?"

"So honey" her dad asked over at dinner that night. "How was the observation Ino?"

Ino paused over her rice then turned to give her dad a deadpanned look and replied. "There of my friends need therapy"

"How so?"

"One likes explosions and calls them his art. One is a smoker and a drinker, and the other like to torture people. And they are ten"

"...you just described Team Crazy "

"If you mean Sasuke, Naruto and Hinata? Then yes"

'sigh '."Imagine them when they grow up."

"Oh great! I'm gonna have nightmares now! Thanks a lot daddy!"