Chapter 6. Rick and Morty 1.

"Hey, Jump-chan, I finished up my resource gathering jumps, now I get to go on actual adventures." I say nonplussed at her sudden appearance.

"Yes,indeed, you have nearly twenty square kilometers of land that produce stuff for you near constantly with new farms added in every now and then, very well done, you can either keep them in the warehouse as an add on or add them into the world if you see fit while filling in the jump doc. Now as you spent five decades in farmville do you want a break or are you ready to jump again?"

"Hah, five decades were basically a vacation in farmville already. I already have my next jump planned. But a couple of questions before I do though." I ask as this weighed for some time on my mind.

"Shoot away." She says with a smirk telling me she already knows my question.

"Well, the Curse Purge Plus can it undo any curse, such as say, a magical cup capable of granting any single wish but is corrupted by a dark spirit making it impossible to be used?"

"Well, it can remove any curse provided you understand both the items intended purpose and the curse itself, why if you could achieve. Such a marvelous feat you could instead possibly recreate the item itself instead of trying to purge the corrupted one."

"Got it, also how long is the Rick and Morty jump again, cause like ninety-eight percent of the shit in the show is because Rick is a dick and I ain't gonna do that shit."

"Well let's see you just came out of a five decade long jump so let's say beginning season 3, destruction of the galactic Federation. Do it earn one thousand CP and you can leave. If you destroy the federation before hand, you will have to stay till the canononical third season anyways."

"Last question Jump-chan, the project phoenix, what about it after Jump end?"

"Well, you can jump bodies once a jump and once a decade after end-jump, however the body will only differ in age to your In Jump body, in DC as a human you cannot jump into a Kryptonian clone. Any alt Form such as elves or different species you already are can be used but no completely new or gene spliced bodies. you can however gene splice you current body than jump into a similarly gene spliced body. as long as the clone is identical in all manners except the age to your current or any alternate bodies you can jump into it."

"Okay, that works. Send me in."

Rick and Morty Jump Build:-

Beginning CP:- 1200.

Drawback:-

Wanted man. 200

You are wanted by the Galactic federation. Fortunately they have no idea where you are. Unfortunately they control much of the known universe, their body creeps towards you, and they will send covert agents to find you.

Total CP:- 1400.

Origin:- Rick.

Perks:-

Focus on science. Free Rick.

You are capable of redirecting your energies towards useful endeavours. You are the master of you rage, excitement, libido, and can use them to fuel and expedite your plans, particularly those of a scientific nature.

Robotics. Discount Rick. 100.

You have a spectacular ability in the field of engineering and most notably robots and find that making a Robot to pass the butter at the breakfast table is a viable alternative to getting up.

Mad Geneticist. Discount Rick. 200.

Sometimes science is more art than science and you find that this is doubly true when it comes to genetics. When you have a vague idea about the attributes you want to import from a species you find that it is remarkably easy to splice into a different species. It won't even backfire that often. Probably. Be careful.

Genius. Discount Rick. 300.

You may not be the Rickest of Rick's but you are the smartest man in your own universe. Your capacity for invention is mind boggling. And even highly advanced alien civilisations barely hold a candle to you.

A small price to pay for Spider Peace. 200.

You are talented at finding outlandish solutions to problems and find that while doing so things are just slightly more likely to work out in you favour.

Portal Gun. Free.

You have come into possession of a gun that allowing you free travel throughout the multiverse and the knowledge of how to use it. Shooting it at a surface allows you to to create a portal both to other places in the universe you are in and to places in the parallel universes. for 600 Co the gun will continue to work in other multiverses although mapping out other local multiverses is time consuming, dangerous and (depending on the local metaphysics) sometimes not possible.

Items:-

Concentrated Dark matter. 100.

The recipe to Concentrated dark matter, the most powerful fuel in the universe, you can create it out of reasonably common components.

Curse purge plus. 200.

Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways? Well this devices removes curses.

Project Phoenix. Discount Rick. 100.

A few tubes with dormant clones of yours in different ages. You can transfer your consciousness into any of these clones to effectively change your age. A change in age can lead to a change in personality.

Bank: 200.

Scenario:-

Destroy the Galactic Federation Government.

Rewards:- 1000 CP in the bank.

As per usual I just wake up, this time with one hell of a hangover and 63 years worth of memories, this is my first origin based insert will have to get used to it I suppose. And a truly killer hangover, thankfully endurance rank 4 numbed the pain a bit. God alone knows how Canon Rick actually functioned in this state. But damn if my mind didn't run faster savant and genius together made it painfully slow how slow my thinking was compared to how it is now.

Even hungover I calculate I was processing things at least ten times faster an better, I also believe my psionic power just broke the whole Gardevoir skill cap, considering Psionics was basically think hard at something and make it move. I could think really freaking hard now. And my telepathy became less image showing and more martian mindspeak like. I broke the cannot read minds skill cap as well. I could probably empty a mind of all knowledge with my psychic powers in minutes alone now. Must experiment. And there's the Jump identity showing up.

For now I went back to bed, I'll wake up till I'm not hungover to start doing shit here. Don't wanna accidently kill of this earth now do we. I did remember everything now, and also the reason Canon Rick was such a dick. Apparently the whole meeting an infinite number of him's who all lived near exactly the same made him a tad dismissive of life.

He took Morty's quote of nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere and everybody is gonna die a little too literally. Granted the quote was true but he was a broken man by the realization that for all his genius he was as worthless as he believed all the morons on the planet to be.

He was also a man of many talents, at some point in his thirties he was part of a galactic Musical Band/Mercenary outfit that fought I half a dozen Different planetary level wars and ended one by himself. And had an incredibly amount of skill in hand to hand and weapon combat.

Also a monumental amount of fuck ups. He did love his daughter but believed that marrying Jerry just because he was the literal opposite of him made sure she had a miserable marriage and life and that she was wasting her own not inconsiderable intelligence as a vet and wanted her to divorce his bitch ass. Granted it was a valid point but he could do better than dragging their son of to quite literally deadly adventure. Today was apparently the start of the first episode. And he planned on going to get mega seeds for no goddamned reason then them being intergalactic Marijuana. God damnit this jump identity was a pain in the posterior.

But in exchange he was an expert in basically any scientific field could think of, but his focus tended to be on engineering, bio-chemistry, robotics, Nano tech and Xenobiology. He could've cured cancer and ended world Hunger on a afternoon break if he wanted to but he didn't cause it would in the grand scheme of things mean nothing. God this identity sucks. He is brilliant man, but also a truly shitty one. For now I welcome the sweet sweet release of Sleep.

I woke up again five hours later and immediately headed into the lab also my daughter's Garage. Guess what was the first great invention I created with all the might of Rick's genius, if you guessed hangover cure you were right. It was ridiculously easy, as easy as picking a book would be. I now genuinely understand how and why it was easier for Rick to create and program a near sentient robot to fetch the butter rather than get up and get it himself.

The next invention was a cure to my bodies current alcohol poisoning and figuring out how to repair my liver, shouldn't take more than half an hour. AHH god's I love being able to say that. Shit I'm becoming a narcissistic, nihilistic dick. Wait I have apparently been one for six decades.

A regeneration serum and a alcohol absorbing Serum made it like this body wasn't a consistent alcoholic for the major part of five decades. AHH, damnit I'll need to use up Project phoenix a twenty three year old body would be better for the crap that'll start happening soon. And I need more protection and weaponry I wasn't Rick and couldn't just shrug off lost limbs and the like. Need to up my game. I had a lot of Fiction Inspiration and the actual knowledge and capabilities to back it up. I was about to become OP y'all. At least Op for this section of the multiverse.

Around an hour later I was standing in the garage in my new body, yep project phoenixes my ass into. A physically perfect specimen of Rick Sanchez at age 23. I was as close to perfection as a human body could possibly get and I felt it. While before I switched bodies the decades of alcoholism drug abuse and a million other bad habits my brain still functioned roughly forty times better than before I woke up here now it was literally a hundred times faster, smoother and all in all better. I was now the Tickets of Rick's. None of the dickbags in the council have this clarity of mind making me an order of magnitude sharper than them.

Now it was time for long term planning, solve most of the douche bag Rick's problems that'll crop up, stop dragging morty around with me. And three get Beth and Jerry divorced. I had fourth years of memories of being Beth's dad and the least I could do as I was for all intents and purposes possessing her father was to make her life slightly better. And jerry was well let's call him a literal anchor around the necks of his family.

For now though I was going to spend some time clearing out the garage of dangerous shit that could cause canon like things to happen. Namely all the shit went into a container in my Warehouse.