Chapter 7. Rick and Morty 2.

The next week and a half was spent by me designing two things. One my spaceship cause like hell was I going to drive around in the crap Rick did. I was going full on Sci-Fi nerd at this though, as much as Rick's memories influenced me, by sheer virtue of time I had more memories of being a nerdy Soldier who got to go on this amazing adventure. As a result I was broken up about what my ship would look like. It took m four days just to decide that. I designed a planet killer ship in six days after it took me four to decide how it looked. Yes Rick Sanchez was one scary Motherfucker.

The aesthetics of the ship were a three way tie in between the Normandy SR-2 from Mass Effect 3. The Defender class Corvette from Star wars, the X-70b Phantom also from Starwars. In the End the X-70B phantom won simply because it was the rightsize an looked amazing. Weapons I could fit on any of them. Canon Rick built a light speed capable spaceship out of a car I could do the same but better cause I actually cared about shit.

In the end the ship had so many features I could say I wouldn't want it up against me, I wouldn't want it in the same galactic quadrant as me. It also had every piece of stealth tech I could find, Heat emmision Cooling like mass effect, an actual invisibility mode and sensor masking. It could be located right on top of the galactic federations headquarters and wouldn't be detected unless I wanted it to.

It had the inside of a luxury Penthouse suite in the Ritziest of Hotels. And enough weapons to go against let's say a whole fleet of star wars ships and come out rosy fresh. It had half a dozen Neutrino Bomb pods which would each kill off an entire planets populations. Enough directed particle beam weapons to vaporise a kilometer long ship a minute, enough laser weaponry to end a war in a microsecond and enough missile tubes, Actual Projectile weaponry with onboard engines capable of Lightspeed. Freeze rays, burn rays, directed Lightning Bolts, plasma weaponry. Basically it was a whole bundle of get the fuck out of my galaxy with a couple dozen of these I could solo a war against a literal galaxy and come out the winner.

Fuelled by Concentrated Dark Matter the ship could traverse galaxies in an hour which was faster than the intergalactic standard of such trips taking over three weeks at full burn. And my ship achieved said speed at cruise speeds. Hell I had plans for a few anti-Matter Missiles and particle beams just in case farts people showed up sometime. And an onboard Room with enough games, movies and series to keep one entertained for millennia. With this ship, in this world I was God.

The bullshit with Mega Trees and snuffles the Dog never happened cause I wasn't stupid enough to go giving sentience and genius level intellect to anything and everything. I pointed out the stupidity of that statement to Beth and hopefull inception styled her into reconsidering her marriage to the moron.

I personally extracted everyone from anatomy park then threw the homeless man into an empty world to die and scrapped the project. The fuck was Rick thinking with Pirates of the Pancreas, I was him and I did t understand that bullshit.

The Zigerions did try and kidnap me for The Concentrated dark matter recipie. However I unlike Rick kept a few safety measures the minute I was moved, my ship, woke me up via a small shock emmiter on a band on my wrist. I promptly proceeded to explode the Zigerion ship.

The meeseeks episode also didn't happen. I wouldn't give out shit like that when Jerry was still around, he was the literal antithesis to Rick and as an extension me. He was quite literally the personification of Murphy's Law. Also I didn't let Morty come on any adventures with me after I woke up so the giant crap didn't happen.

The love potion episode also didn't happen cause Morty wasn't close enough to me to ask Such a Favour also I would give him it simply cause he whined hard enough at me about it. God Rick was such a screw up. Ending a world civilization cause he didn't want to listen to a whiny teenager.

I ensured Raising Gazarpazorp didn't happen. Nor did Rixty Mixtures cause like hell I wanted to go down that rabbit hole of seeing alternate versions of myself. In something Ricked this way comes I basically ensures summer was nowhere near that shop and ensured the devil's existence was ended at leas temporarily by dropping him into an empty Microverse battery. An infinite about of nothing and then threw the box in the black hole at the center of a a galaxy.

As it was Rick c-137 and not me who was wanted by the council especially given I didn't actually multiverse travel in my time here meant I wasn't involved in the whole close Rick-Counters of the Rick kind. And I especially didn't let the whole Interdimenisonal travel party happen, but I still invited birdman and a few other associates from Rick's inter-galactic Mercenary/ Musical band days. Mostly for convinenices sake, as then I'd have a satisfactory frame of reference for when to finish of the Galactic federation.

I actually made Beth and Jerry's divorce happen and made it stick for good. I had Beth trained up to be an actually great by earth's standard surgeon and then got her certification. And then her life along with summers and Morty's improved considerably. Granted it was all because of me but Jerry was an actuall black hole of good luck. In case you didn't notice I really, really don't like Jerry and only around sixty percent of said hatred comes from Rick's memories.

Considering the time stopping bullshit didn't happer a Rickle in time also didn't happen. I was contacted at this point by an old Customer of Rick's for a speciality weapon a Anti matter Gun, from a Krombopulous Micheal. And ensured Fart's death, I didn't want the universe ending while I was still in it.

The whole Unity thing was avoided as well. I wasn't Rick and while I slept around quite a bit I didn't want to mess with something that could in theory assimilate me the parasite shit didn't happen cause my memories weren't being altered due to my psionic powers. Which by the way have improved by literal magnitudes. While at Pokemon end jump i could casually lift three tonnes of weight and swing it around like it was nothing I could now d the same for around forty five tonnes. If strained I could topple skyscrapers or throw someone into orbit. And I killed all the Parasites.

The Cromulons did attack and to pay Homage to the Canon I Sang the Get Schwifty song and the head bent over song. Summer and Beth didn't join that stupid cult cause Jerry wasn't there dragging down the average IQ in a twenty mile radius. Rick's must be crazy didn't happen cause I don't have a microverse battery. Nor did the tiny Rick episode, I just got rid of the vampire from orbit. Since I didn't invent Interdimenisonal cable and not did I travel around with Morty the purge and cable episodes didn't happen.

I did in the meantime build my piece-de-resistance. A combat Suit. Imagine Ironman, Black panther, batman, Lex Luthor and came together to build a suit well mine was that. It was basically the war Machine armour from Civil War. With a lot more weapons, no puny Arc reactor all powered by Concentrated Dark Matter Reactors, the replusors were instead variable bolt carrier's, shooting plasma bolts, Particle rays capable of disintegrating anything, freeze rays and lightning bolts along with a few non lethal options, thousands of micromissiles and a honest to goodness Shoulder Mounted Laser Minigum. Capable of Intergalactic travel in thirty minutes, and could theoretically destroy star systems by itself. And had a damn good inbuilt AI. I named him Sebastian and yes as per tradition he was based off of a British Butler. And best thing is nano tech bitches and was completely concealed in two bracelets, anklets and a chain around my neck. And a simple voice command or thought would activate the armour. Yep I had a nerdgasm at completing it and my second ride.

A space Bike, with shields a couple guns, intergalactic travel capabilities life systems that could last month's the works. This jump was worth it for the perks alone. And considering ninety eight percent of shit happened because Rick did something I don't, I was relatively safe. It was time, for the Galactic federation to end. I planned on using the same currency held no value trick that Canon Rick pulled except I also placed a couple of specialised programs in the federations mainframes. An announcement making it known throughout the Galactic Federations systems that the currency held no value the same time as I reduced it's value to zero.

And I wouldn't even need the whole body jumping shit that's C-137s job. I will finish this jump from the wedding hall right after I Swiss Cheese Tammy. The ship was already in the warehouse needed to empty ups a lot of space, as was my Space hog which looked like a Tron bike and my back up and tertiary combat suits.

The wedding happened like it did in canon however Jerry wasn't anywhere to be seen. Mostly cause he was in a third world African country without any ID. The wedding happened Tammy tried to Kill Bird-person,I killed Tammy, and then I pressed a button on my watch and the galactic Federation fell apart. The next day as usual I woke up at a desk in my warehouse with Jump-Chan looking over my Ship which needs a name now. And my bike and my armour as well. I planned on adding a few better materials to my future versions of the armour though. For now it would do.

"So how was the jump?" Junp-Chan asked me.

"Honestly quite easy after I god rid of the liver damage, alcohol addiction, various substance abuse issues. Got a nice ship, armour and bike out of it so yeah over all it was fun. I can feel the emotions attached to my memories as Rick Sanchez leeching out so I'll be less of dick so that's nice."

"Yep, you also have your first space ship. A good one to be honest and excellent one if I am being honest for the first design at least. You'll probably down the next venture designing and resigning this ship to be the very best and seeing how you are progressing, create something capable of destroying galaxies at will without issues and universes if really pushed to it."

"Yep, I'm pretty sure I'd take me no more than six years to create a universe ending weapon. Hey Jump-Chan quick question what if I make a portal gun to travel within a universe instead of the multiverse? Will it work or will jump fiat ensure it doesn't?"

"You could make in universe portals but you'd need to map out the universe for that, it'd take time like more than the decade you'd spend in any universe right now. But planet level Mapping can be done in like seconds so you'll be fine, so yeah planatary portals or even portals to the moon or anywhere in the local solar system are fine."

"Cool, now I'll not be jumping again this week, really need some time to organise all of Ricks general Dickishness away from my usual self."

"Yep, do that, for now however Warehouse mod time, more specifically the Dry Dock supplement."

"Yeah about that, the whole FTL lock is it applied or can I blast the Night Kings armies from Space?"

"Nah, it's to stop jumpers from turtling up in space or something, overkill is fine by me. We both know what I'll do to you if you turtle up, remember, base human, supernatural Apocalypse World. bad things will happen."

"Yep, crystal clear ma'am no turtling up indeed. One question though, if I go into say the young justice jump as a superhuman and did like Steve Rogers and gave myself superpowers is it jump Fiat or no?"

"Well, it's not jump fiat per se, any powers you purchase through the jump doc are persistent, and present in any and all alternate forms you might have, for example you have two, your original body and now Rick's. Both are your body but if you have powers to ricks body you can use said power only if you were in Rick Alt form get it. where as any power you purchase from a Juno docs will be usable in all your bodies and Alt forms."

"Understood, now for my choices."

Space Dock Add-on:-

Beginning. CP 200.

Extra Dry Dock. 50

Size Increase level 1*2 40.

Fuelling Station. 20.

Crew. 25.

Built in engines. 20.

Shields. 20.

Defence turrets. 10.

Cloaking Device. 15

"Bye, now I'll be back when you make your decisions for the next jump, ta-ta." And promptly disappeared.

Now it was time to get my mind properly unfucked. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't get a mind palace going, I'll need to go to a world where mind palaces actually exist and either learn to create one or get myself one. It'll make the whole process of Jump identities much easier. For now time to go play with my cute Pokemon.