Chapter 24. HP Fanfic. 5
Speaking of things to do, instead of going through the usual Fanon Bullshit of getting Sirius a trial, I just used Walker of Worlds and busted his ass Out before replacing him with a Alchemically created golem. I just subtly influenced the warden to declare him dead and get rid of the body. Wham-bam and done. This was the first time my In jump memories came from a family worth a damn and it influenced me into saving Sirius. maybe even use my shiny new title as master of death and resurrect James Potter and Lily Evans. they did give their lives for me even if they didn't have to. and the necromancy from game of thrones does not have a time limit. it did however have a once a year clause. In my mind I owed them, and fifteen month old me loved them. I would discuss it with Dani and Sirius whether I should or not.
Year two was easy. I used parseltongue I got by being Harry Potter and went into the Chamber and stole the Basilisk. into the farm it went. I now had ridiculous quantities of ridiculous quality Basilisk hide. When Ginny Weasley came in The first time, I knocked her out stole the diary and left her back in the bathroom. I did take and kill off Scabbers though. the cunt Voldemort could find someone else to revive him. I ended up deciding not to resurrect my parents, but did use the resurrection Stone to call upon and talk to them. introduced them to my wife. and fiance of fifteen years now. that was a trip. Pretty sure Dani wanted to bone my mother. Didn't blame her Lily Lorelai Evans Was Hot like sizzling. No wonder Snape held a torch for her for a decade after she died.
"Hey, Dorian, I wanna go to the Marauders era jump sometime soon." Dani chimes in after we finished talking to my parents.
"Dani, I sincerely hope you are not talking about seducing the younger version of my mother who has been dead for twelve years."
"But she's hot."
"yes indeed. but you don't want me to seduce your elder twin now do you?"
"Heh, as if she needs seducing, the small shrine to the greatness that is you in her closet suggest you could just walk up to her and bang the bitch right out of her." she was right, Daphne was absolutely infatuated with me, also was a cold as hell bitch to anyone who wasn't her family, me or a friend named Tracey Davies.
"Probably true, doesn't mean I'm going to do it though, seducing one of your sisters is bad for the marriage I'm told."
"please, with the way she looks, I want to bang her, you want to bang her, actual dead bodies will probably want to bang her once she grow up into a adult."
"Wanna see a future image of her, my divination has become precise to the point where I can ask to see something and I can see it, still not a seer though so no prophecies here simply Possibilities."
"show me how hot my sister turns out to be."
God's be good, please don't tell me Jump-Chans predictions about a harem are true, not that I'm complaining, twin sisters people, literally every man ever has fantasised about hot twins at some point. Even the gay ones. and projected the image I got of Daphne around ten years from now. she grew up hot, like five ten, golden hair, chilling blue eyes and a body I know any woman would give their firstborn for.
"Ohh, sister be damned I'm going to hit that. you can join in sometime." Dani said smirking at me.
"What happened to that innocent young girl who I saved from that rapist dickbag Drogo?"
"As of now around Five decades of debauchery did love. and you did, you are what happened. and your memories that you gave me of your entire life As Rick Sanchez Sure as hell didn't help. I mean he literally slept his way through a modest city, what was that some five thousand men women and everything in between?"
"4873 people actually. that was a good year."
"eh screw it, we'll screw her once she grows up. I love her you know she's like one of three people I care about other than you and a million times better than my last elder sibling."
"I know love, this Jump gave a shitload of good family for both of us, it feels nice. but on the flip side we'll have to leave. unless you want to take them all, and I don't think your parents would want that. most people wouldn't actually."
"probably not, sirius will come though, if you asked, just like me in my world you are the one person he cares fro the Most, especially seeing as Lupin was it is no where to be found."
"yeah, maybe I will take him, this world has been shit to him, he'll be glad to leave it behind I think."
"probably ask after this year is done. we plan on leaving once married. I want to tell my parents and sister as well."
"yeah the Felix Felicis trip did tell me we could leave once I turned Fifteen."
And that was the end of second year. third year went by without Bullshit as well, simply because well Sirius Black was apparently dead. Bullshit wizengamot meetings, and next year there was apparently going to be a Tri-wizard tournament. I planned on offing crouch Junior if he showed up in the map. I'd like to book a table From John Wick will get rid of pesky little questions. We are smart rational people and there is no such thing as overkill. if I manage to be thrown into this Bullshit tournament anyways well then imma tame a dragon in front of Wizarding Britain. the Born of Divine Perk boosted my anima Domestication to a point where any and all non sapient as animal could be commanded by me to do basically anything, be it mundane of magical.
Today was the day, we planned on telling Matthew and Celine and the Greengrass girls about out little adventures. also offer them to come along, and Sirius. God's this was going to be a difficult conversation. Wizards are not that easy to change an understanding that you were literally worthless in the grand scheme of things meant a shock to the system many egotistical wizards would like especially considering that most wizards feel they are superior beings simply because well I can use magic.
the explanation was long. and tedious. Tori was very exited by the whole thing, but didn't really want to leave with us.
"so you are telling us every time you choose an identity, you are de-aged to before birth and are born and live you life until such time as your memories return." Matthew asked.
"indeed, we are born the usual way but we regain our memories naturally when we wake up."
"Understandable, it is a great offer from Jump-Chan was it." Celine says.
"indeed, and well we wanted to offer you the choice to accompany us on this adventure. neither of us have ever really had family, and we'll since we have one now we'd rather keep it with us."
"I'm in pup, there's really not much keeping me here and a third of my life was spent in Azkaban, wherever you go I follow." sirius says without a second thought.
"as much as I like the idea I don't think I can just travel from world to world for the next five hundred years even if I can return her wherever I wanted between these jumps." tori pipes up."
"Us either. " chime in lord and lady Greengrass. "while we understand that the trip is probably very lucrative, we like out life as is in the world. come visit us sometime after you leave won't you?" Celine continues.
"I believe I would like to travel with you, Dorian, Dani." she tries to say it with a Straight face, but she was glowing beet red really had to beat down the urge to try legilimency on her. God knows what she was thinking. Celine Matthew and tori were all smirking at her face.
" acceptable. I planned on leaving after our fourth year is over. My divination during a Felix felicis trip told me to wait till fourth year is at least completed. apparently Jump-Chan has something in store for me. an adventure of some sort I believe."
"dangerous?" sirius asks.
"slightly, but honestly unless it's demons I can handle it, demons need Light weaponry . I don't yet have light weaponry."
"very well. but I want to train with you." Daphne chimes in.
"we will train you like hell of you do this daphne, you and Sirius have three worlds worth of magic to learn. and at least one Melee weapon of choice to master."
"why a weapon Dorian, also do you an Dani use one?" tori asks.
Dani and I share a smirk before I said ,"you know what let us put on a show." and we all entered the microverse battery. everyone was shocked that I could create a universe and then place it into a shoebox.
"stay here well be fighting on the planet below us but do not under any circumstances touch anything."
and we put on a show, elemental magic, Hancock powers, Spearmanship. by the time we were done a piece of land the size of Europe was decimated and turned into a hellscape. there were a lot of dropped jaws after that. daphne literally went I want that.
"that was very impressive Dorian, no wonder you said that you could go against the entirety of Wizarding Britain and Win." Matthew said once we were done.
"And that was us holding back to around sixty percent power. hundred percent is only for enemies. now we'll show you our Spearman ship. Dani toggle of all powers including magic, base human time."
And we did. the dance was beautiful. we used a regular Steel spear cause practise, and we'll our spears are lethal to an impossible degree.
"That was excellently done.very Good. I have swordsman ship training from my youth, I can tell you have practised a lot." sirius says.
"I did, a few decades actually." I sayy wotha shot eating grin.
"I still have trouble believing my godson is technically at least twice as old as I am."
"yeah, that's not including my pre jump life and in jump life. that puts it somewhere in the two centuries or so bracket. and then there's the time dilation from the ROR."
"so what you are saying is you and Dnai are old people." tori says cheekily yo which I retort.
"young lady ill have you know Dani and I have been married for longer than your parent have been alive, this is not the manner in which you speak to your elders." and promptly burst in to laughter at the look on Matthew's face as he realised his pure innocent little girl was literally none of the above.
"also as you decided to come with us, we'll prepare for hell, I am going to train you into hell considering you don't have the advantages that Dani and I currently have."
they both pale as they realise that they are in for a world of hurt in the next two decades of their lives. a si go into the Cliche villainous laugh cause why the Fuck wouldn't I? AHH still teh troll teacher.