The kingdom of Aetreon had been in deep despair after their king 'Alexandra' Had died a mysterious death. His brother in law, 'Caesar; Had married his now-widowed wife 'Petunia' And now ruled the kingdom. Also they were losing war against the tin kingdom.

All of them had gathered in the war council room to have a meeting about the war against the tin kingdom.
Alexia The princess had been there and she was booooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeddddddddddd and sad about her father's death

Alexia: *Sigh*

Beagle: What wrong, my Princess…?

Her loyal knight beagle asked. Beagle was a new knight and was kind of an noob

Alexia: My father is dead andI really have to to use the bathroom.

Beagle: oof.

Dane: Shall I fetch your royal poo bucket milord?

Dane was another royal knight. She was a woman which was uncommon during these times. And since she was a woman she wasn't a very good knight.

Alexia: N-No im fine. But I'll probably need it later when I see my mother and uncle kiss….

Caesar and Petunia walked into the room. Petunia was wearing a Revealing dress, It wasn't something a queen would wear. It made her look like a thot.
Her stomach was also exposed revealing the fact that she was pregnant.

The king was wearing an all gold dress. It made him look like a douche.

Caesar: Hello everyone. I know this is hard time. We're being invaded by tin land and our beloved king died. But for now we need to discuss the war and we can win it.

Petunia: Yes. Everyone. We must not lose hope.

*Clapping* People in the war council room clapped at this basic expense.

Caesar: Now then I do have a plan to defeat tin land once in for all. We'll line up our troops in the forest and then…

Alexia zoned out as her father listed her probably bad military plan.
She fell asleep and Released some gas while she did, It embarrassed caesar to no end.

Caesar: -And that's my plan. We'll try to encircle the tin landic army.

*Claps* People applauded his plan.

Petunia: That's all for this meeting! You all are dismissed.

Alexia, Dane, beagle and the rest of the the knights and commanders headed for the door. Except that Caesar had stopped Alexia right before she left the door.

Caesar: where do you think your going young lady?

Alexia: Out the door?

Caesar: No. I smelled your gas. Do you know how embarrassing it is to have a nearly grown woman to be farting like that?

Alexia: um very?

Petunia: It's very embarrassing considering someone is going to be inside of you soon.

Alexia: What?

Caesar: We want you to marry the prince of tin land in order to stop this bloody war.

Alexia: What why?

Caesar: Because if you marry the prince, The king of tin land will agree to stop invading us and end the war.

Alexia: But I don't want to get married!

Petunia: And I didn't want to get married to your father until he bent me over a table one night and did me. And then seven months later you were born and then I was forced to marry him! Do you think I wanted all that to happen

Alexia: so why did you marry caesar then?

Caesar: That's enough, alexia.

Alexia: Now he bends you over a table and-

Caesar: ENOUGH ALEXIA! Go to your room…!

Alexia: Screw you! Your not my dad!

Caesar: Guards!

His two royal guards, Salami and pastrami came. They dragged her away to her room.

Alexia: Damn you! I hate you!