Chapter 27. HP Fanfic. 8
The unwashed masses had quite a reaction to me showing up with another me, The Department of Mysteries tried to get Ezra for study. I killed one of them and said he was attempting to procure one of my family as if she was livestock, one I had vowed to aid against her enemies not a day earlier. They could do Jack shit against the situation when I phrased it like that.
The ministry fell silent after that. Something about scenes from my battle with voldemort playing around me as I threatened to open a breach into a demon plane and let this world have it. They weren't happy but in this world there was a reason that the Beleth were generally left alone even by the most idiotic of the Dark Lords. The one idiot that didn't well I'm told one of the demon planes had a few hundred of his followers.
A few of the dark families looked particularly happy that they didn't try any bullshit after they saw the battle with voldemort, and that was me using a wand and purely Harry Potter magic. Imagine what I could do if I used my Anti City level magics. or my personal Anti Mage spell, the Malleus Maleficarum. The Hammer of the Witches. While the Hammer of the Gods from GoT was a water element spell that could destroy a few thousand square miles of land easily, while mine own was significantly less powerful variation with the lightning element it was also less power consuming. It was a column of Magical Lightning that would Atomize anything That it hit, and was extremely efficient, hell at say five percent of my capacity I could atomize an area of around twenty square kilometers. I'm sure something with high enough magic resistance and Possible divinity to Lightning would come out alive. but the resistance would do only so much, and they would still be incredibly injured. and to make things more interesting I could compress the Column kilometers wide into a single bolt though that took more effort and focus. but it would kill that which it hit unless it had divinity or some abilities against it.
In the words of Ozymandius, King Of King, look upon My Work Ye mighty, and despair. Yeah I was going to be fine the next few jumps unless I did something stupid such as say go into Marvel Magic, or Kingdom Come, or Injustice. and I planned on doing so eventually, especially Marvel Magic with its Skyfather Perk. And Lucifer for a special kind of weapon. For Now it was time to prepare.
First thing I was planning on summoning the shades of some dead Legendary Goblin Master smiths, they came with all their memories, and memories suggested I could legilimise the hell out of them. I planned on reading their entire life and creating a subsection in my library, I needed to get started on forging, and frankly speaking there was nothing better than Goblin steel to start from. and I could further use Remembrance and take the skills related to Smithing alone, granted it wouldn't make me a master Smith immediately but I was immortal now, Time was literally all I had. I would have knowledge and Genius from Rick and Morty basically guaranteed I'd be great at anything that I learned. It actuary worked quite well I know now the secrets of Goblin Steel Smithing. It was a complex Process magic was involved from the melting and casting and the forging, spells were cast, a few rituals were done it took three weeks for a forge to be completed.
That and I planned on heading into a few of the Alternative verses where The Battle of Hogwarts is taking place and fight against Voldemorts armies, Canon versions though, Me, Dani and Ezra needed some training against actual opponents, I also planned on dropping the Malleus Maleficarum somewhere and this section of the multiverse was perfect for practise. Ezra Could actually take down a dozen Canon Voldemorts by her self, While she didn't have the In Universe Dark Lord or Legendary Healer, she apparently actually was Merlin Returned, the in Universe Version at least, and had Walker of Worlds and Technomancy. And She was very good with her Scythe, Nearly as good as Dani was with a spear at the End of GoT and she trained for seven years at that point.
The fight voldemorts to train actually goes of Without a hitch, I basically Willed a portal into existence, What people don't understand is that all dimensional travellers are also Time-travellers, while they can't travel front and back in time within their or any other universe, they can choose when to exit while entering from beyond the universe, any universe. that's how while Ezra Left her home universe she entered my current universe at Fourth Years end instead of Seventh year end if she moved Laterally.
Time travel through dimension travel is like moving diagonally into a universe, however once you enter a new universe at any given time that becomes your new default, say I arrived in Ezra's universe in 1997. and returned to my own, spent a couple months and went back to Ezra's I couldn't again appear at the battle of hogwarts,I would appear only two months after said battle at minimum, once a world is entered your personal time and the world's objective time sync up. Contrary to popular belief, Jump-chains Didn't pause universes or some bullshit like that, you are just returned an instant after you left the first time, time flows, but as far as the universe is concerned it was a mere instant.
A few dozen battles with a few dozen Voldemorts later, I have a few dozen Voldemort souls to play with. I don't know what I'll do with them just that I probably will do something with them, might work while bargaining with a demon or something, I don't know. Still gonna keep. them, gamers hoard Bitches.
Me, Ezra and Dani had a great time, our kill count was somewhere in the tens of thousands now, and that was because in one universe I decided to pull out my mundane gun and shot all the death eaters, in one Hancock powers and fist fighting. I have a lot of skill but I rarely use them because I get rid of problems before they become problems. so this became a training montage. He'll for fun I went to one where voldemort won and was holding his victory party in hogwarts and used Malleus Maleficarum and atomised the entirety Of Hogwarts, Wards and all. didn't even take much like half a percent of mana maybe.
The months after that were peaceful with Celine, The Greengrass Sisters, Ezra of all people planning the wedding. We planned on holding it in the Great Hall in Castle Beleth. (formally Winterfell). Invitations were out, Timed Port keys were sent with them, any unwanted Tresspassers not named in the invitations would bounce of and be shunted into a dead dimension. Yes I could create those kind of wards now, Nearly half a century in Time dilation tends to do that. Dani is doing excellent in her Elemental powers and has mastered everything I though her from Got From Necromancy to Blood magic and healing she also finally mastered Rhoynish water magic made her very happy that one, Nearly all magic in my library is known to her, while. I actually know all. the magic in three worlds now. Well. at least all the magics the Sorcerors tower gave me. and it always gave me a lot. not everything maybe but enough that the difference was negligible.
The Wedding was amazing, the entierety of Wizarding Britain's Pureblood were here. and reminded exactly how old, powerful and Rich the Beleths were. The Godswood from the show had been replaced by Ingredient Trees, fruit trees the like and for this evening a few of my unicorns from the farms made a visit. and other things many potioneers would sell their soul for. The castle itself was humongous, and incredibly Beautiful, and the outer walls covered over a dozen acres of land. I took great pleasure when the castle was being compared to Malfoys little outhouse by Beleth standards.
The Malfoy Manor sorely fell short when compared to Winterfell. Yep the castle was actually named that. And that is not adding the Sorceror's Tower which was added to what was in Planetos the Maesters tower, that held magics that the idiots here could not comprehend, The Grand Ritual Hall which took the Place of the Old keep, the Broken tower which wasn't broken and stood at three hundred feet tall, and other places I'd never show the idiots there. I did however show off the Castles Vaults, not what's inside, the Literal Mountains of gold inside could provoke something unwise. It looked like Erebor from THE second hobbit movie. the amount of gold there could wreck a dozen planet wide economies. I could casually throw out more gold than was contained in Fort Knoxx. I was loaded and would never have to worry about money. And that wasn't bringing the Ring Of Valth'uum into question, hell with it and the sheer amount of magic I had at my disposal, I could convert the entirety of Diagon, and all its little offshoots into pure gold.
The wedding was a beautiful affair, it was technically a Norse handfasting ritual, the Potters here were Norse in origin, hence them being so good at runes and My second name being Haraldr. We spoke vows and an enchanted Rope literally melted into our skin and a rope like tattoo was visible on both mine and Dani's wrists. The oaths we spoke written into it in Nordic runes. the Rope was inscribed into our souls by a brand of soul magic, no matter where we go or what form we take that tattoo was there to stay, it was technically a ritual I designed based off of the Soul bond, soul magics and a particularly vile piece of Egyptian slavery. while the bond was an forced slave bond it was still good in concept and with a lot of modification ended up being an adequate base to work upon for me it wasn't like being permanently married to Dani was that different from what had already occurred this was mostly for The Greengrass and Sirius.
And soon after the wedding it was time for us to leave and leave we did, Sirius, Ezra and Daphne with us. per usual we all awoke at Jump-chans table. Me and Dani didn't react but the other pulled out their wands and pointed them at her.
"You, know you really shouldn't be pointing your wands at a being that can wipe your universe out by sneezing in its general direction. I say and get them to put down their wands." meet Jump-Chan mine and now your Patron so to say."
"You know when I said some action I didn't mean the death of a few dozen Voldemorts. your dealing with that voldemort that was trying to summon demons was particularly funny."
"That Dick was fucking around trying to summon demons, I'm not yet equipped to deal with demons, not for another three jumps." that was particularly hilarious and ended up With said voldemort having his Head shoved up his own ass, literally.
"true, so rest or jump?" She asked.
"The PUBG Gauntlet actually." I replied.
"You know previous purchased Perks won't work without more Drawbacks right?"
"Yeah but I didn't take the anti armor perk and I'll need it soon."
"Sure have fun."
This time I just took the more matches*6 invincible, Pacifist and headshots only Drawbacks for a total of 4100 CP. then took hitscan, what armor, dead silent and The Ghillie suit for a total of 1900 CP and ended up adding 2200 CP to the bank. Good thing, I'll need that soon.
The matches were easy this time as well, hell most of the time I snuck around and melee killed everybody and wasn't actually hit once.
The next jump would be Dracula Untold, a particular Cheat Item there was what I wanted and getting all my companions Growth type weapons and armor. also my Second spear Lightbringer would become Growth type as well. And the world was pretty harmless to me hell eve. Daphne the current weakest could kill the vampires easily. maybe not Vlad or Caligula but that was because they were faster then her. something That this world would fix soon.
