Chapter 30. Constantine.
"You, know I thought you said no words with eldritch abominations or say the literal Freaking devil just now?" Ezra points out, Nearly two centuries together our group has gotten very comfortable with each other.
"Yeah, but we need the items from here before taking a jump into the more dangerous Ones. The Immortal Killing ones to be precise, and it's not like this world is that dangerous, a standalone DC world is the best kind of DC world."
"So any suggestions about what to get this time?" Sirius Chimes in.
"Well, I'd suggest you get the Personal hell Item and you can create an army at will and all of you get the Weapon of power. and maybe one go in with the insider tree and get the Club. Also one of you needs to get THE traveller perk. This world has two 600 CP Drawbacks, one me being stuck in hell without any of my dimension travelling powers, it doesn't say anything about you lot losing them as well. and the second about having work to do. I need that extra 1200. also with the Bible of hell and oracle Perks we can do it easy peasy, especially since with weapons of power killing things Will be a cakewalk."
"Are you sure Dor, its literal hell you are talking about, fire and Brimstone, and God knows what else." Sirius Chimes in.
"Yeah, I'll be fine, Wholesome from Hancock takes are of any stress. on my mind. and using my mind palace I can just well repress it if it's truly horrible."
"I'll do it then, as lone as I have a soul I can locate you as easy as breathing with the Soul Bond you did back in HP." Dani says.
"Excellent love. So shall we Ladies and gentleman. Additionally I suggest you hold of on choosing until I finish, the Perks I chose I can just give you if you do not remember." That was a joke. we remember everything.
"I Have decided Take the Drawbacks Work to Do and Damned for It, getting me a total of 2400 CP. Choose the Origin Police and Race Angel for 200, The Perks Police Training for free, This Can't be Happening for 200, Beloved of Gods for 400, Grace for free, Archangel for 300, the Items Amulet of Protection for Free, Two Weapons of Power for 400 and import Lightbringer and Darksinger. Wardrobe for free, Wings for 100, Slice of Heaven for 200, and personal hell for 400. For a total of 2200 and adding 200 to the bank." I complete.
"That's a hefty list, still don't understand why you insist on Saving in the bank though." Sirius chimes in.
"I'll need it soon Siri, trust me." is say and point towards Dani.
"I went with, Origin Police and Race Human, got the Perks Police Training and Beneath Notice for free, took Oracle and Traveller for three hundred each, got the Items Amulet of Protection for Free, and Imported my Spear now named Harbinger to the Weapon of Power for 200." Dani Declares. While I could have her save my ass with the walker of words I gave her, Traveller has text that gives her technical invisibility and an innate understanding of travelling rules which I don't have.
"I went with the Race Human and the Origin Police as well, took the Perks Beneath Notice and Police Training for free, In Time for 200, the Items Weapon of Power for 200 and imported my Goblin Steel Dagger now named Sinslayer. Amulet of Protection for free, and Personal Hell for 400." Daphne Chimed in.
"I went with the Race Human and Origin Drop In. Got the Perks Beneath Notice and A List star for free. The Perks The Sight and So Noble for a 100 each. Took the Items Bible of Hell for 200 and the Weapon of Power for 400 and imported my Broadsword Marauder into it." to this day nearly two centuries relative time he feels guilty about my parents from that jump.
"I went with the Race Human, and Origin Insider, got The Perks, Neutrality and Beneath Notice for free. Collector for 100 and Rules of the House for 200. The Items Cross of the Isteria for free, The Club for 100, and import it into the Hotel Chain you Own, and Weapon of Power for 400 and import my Scythe Damnation into it."
"Great, I'll see you in hell, Dani, let's meet up in one of the Hotels once I get up there. This will be a busy decade, and we'll foil at least 20 World ending threats, between our skill sets this will be a cakewalk. and since we won't be using the Local team I'll gain 4000 CP for my Bank."
"always with the Banking CP with you Dor, what do you plan on doing with them really?" Sirius Chimes in asking again, the Jumpchain suits him, and he clearly loves me as his own son, and the string of broken beds he's left behind in Dracula and Hercules clearly suggests he's been having fun.
"Well a few planned jumps in the future will be expensive, Lucifer for instance, and Dr.Who, and Generic XianXia, Also Fate Legends Queen of Shadows. and a couple other Fate jumps."
"Acceptable but how much is the Bank up to now?" Daph asks.
"Well once we are Done with Constantine it'll be 17,700 CP Banked."
"That seems like a lot." Ezra points in.
"Probably, but you'll need a few points to spend and any points you spend are doubled out of my Bank. Now let's get this party started." I say and instantly appear at Jump Chans Desk.
"You, know by far you are my Favourite Sponsored Jumper, the rest were good and all but the sheer amount of loopholes you find is far more interesting, not unprecedented by any means but most tend to need some perk to do that kind of Diagonal thinking or were Lawyers, you have naturally done that since day one. Also finally creating your Signature Weapon Builds I see, this is a good choice. have fun in hell, ta-ta." and I disappear and reappear in a hellish landscape in well hell.
"Well, thirty one hundred years of age, and people ask me why I have lost all semblance of impatience. And that's from this jump alone." as the in jump age of Beleth of The Lord in Heavens Archangel Of Lightning and War poured in. God's are Archangels awesome at destroying shit. And I finally have Holy and Light elemental affinities and magics. This is the first world where heaven and hell both exist and walk upon the earth, thereby giving me access to their magic. Poor Sirius had an high level of Affinity for Shadows and Darkness but couldn't do anything but raw manipulation with them because well, we didn't have any spells for either darkness or Shadow magic. Now we probably do, alongside Demonic and Holy.
Beleth was in hell. Apparently Gabriel heard of me being in LA and wanted to get rid of me to prevent me from fucking over her little plan, and held Dani hostage and forced me into hell, Anyhoo Dani should be here any moment. as I said that a Bluish Portal opened up and Out Popped Dani.
Apparently Dani was my Wife in this dimension, and God was fine with it. considering Gabriel was half angel I assume he's fine with angels banging mortals as long as they are married. I immediately pooped my wings and they were magnificent, I could have wings whenever I wanted with myriad appearance but this was different these wings were now apart of me. and it felt amazing. They were a Pitch Black, hell more complete black than anything I have ever see, they didn't reflect light at all, and stood near thirteen feet apart spread out.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here, An all powerful Archangel Stuck waiting for a Lift from this Humble Mortal Human." Dani says as we walk through the portal.
"Gabriel?"
"Left as soon as you were in hell, something about me dying soon anyways, the bitch or Bastard, very hard to say." she says just as we appeared in the LAPD building where Me, Dani and Daph worked.
"We have a week before the Movie starts, however I want things to play out as they did, it was for the best, however I intend to scan the Spear Of Destiny with my War and Weapons Domain, it might Not be Fiat in future worlds But I can create perfect or even enhanced copies with slight effort."
"Good Plan pup, any other ideas?" that was Sirius By the way.
"Well we know shit will happen in a week, its best we leave this city for a few days so. As to not immediately interfere. When the whole last showdown happens I'll use The Cloak of Invisibility and Take a peak at the spear and. then we set up Shop In the New York Club."
Merging the Hotel chain and Ezra's Club Merged and now each of MY hotels had a huge three storey large Club as part of the First three underground floors, my Gunsmith, Armorer and other John Wick vendors were in the floor below it and the fifth and sixth underground floors were for the Safes and Alcohol. The clubs were named just that, The Clubs. Much like Papa Midnite my neutrality was well known and I was very respected, also out of Respect for him, I didn't have a Club in LA. Gotta respect a human who can say screw you to both heaven and hell and live you know.
My identity as a Archangel Was also well know, apparently God didn't really Care That much what you did unless you committed grave sins or broke the Wager between him and his son Samael, now Lucifer. for a few Centuries Beleth wandered the earth and had a truly ridiculous resume, he was a doctor seven times over, A Therapist and among other things a Master Spearman. better that even the oldest of his brethren Micheal at the spear. Considering in power Micheal was only outdone by Samael and God himself. and was a few centuries older that meant a lot. The lot of us at the LAPD immediately turned in our resignation, and would be free in a month, before that we took a week off and headed to London.
The Movie Events went as they did, I used My Invisibility from the Cloak and scanned the Spear of Destiny, the sheer amount of Conceptual and Divine weight behind it gave me a nosebleed for a couple of minutes which is saying a lot with all my Mental Perks. However it probably would be a lot less effective and the whole invulnerability to damage went out of the window because it didn't have the Blood of the Blood of God on it. But is could kill anything and bypass immortality so that was nice. It was a creation of a Universe creation level omnipotent Omniscient God and I was a Major God from a relatively small country in a tiny planet among the literal infinite cosmos, I wasn't about to be able to recreate it perfectly after all.
And once the movie was done we started out Operations. Like fucking Clockwork every six months an apocalyptic event would be planned. At one point the Demon Ronové my Namesake tried a take over London, and open a breach and leading a Demon army through a Hell gate, no not the Buffy Kind. another time was an angel trying to initiate a purge of Sinners in New Zealand. another time it was a stupid Cult that was trying to summon the demon Nergal, yes for those who are versed with Constantine mythos it was that Nergal, he made a fine Chew Toy for Nemmy the Nemean Lion that belonged to Ezra after the Hercules jump. a Very durable Chew Toy.
So it went, on and on and so forth, God be damned it was annoying as all Hell. But With Dani's Oracle Synergizing excellently with her Divination Magic and Walker of the Worlds Capstone Boost from HP Fanfic she could hand out exact details of Plots and problems without issue, and Siri's Bible of hell helped a lot as well. We had Fun, and at this point with the mundane Neutrality from John wick and Supernatural neutrality from this jump my hotels were basically Tiny Switzerlands in every single major city with a population of over a million people. which was about five hundred of them places like Monte Carlo and other Touristy spots had hotels in them as well. Nearly a total of six hundred of them.
I loved the Club Addition, hell everyone loved the Club addition, before I cam in the only place for the various halfbreeds and other supernaturals to met up was either be hidden or Papa Midnite's bar at LA. mine as global hence better. and thus past Ten years of my life. I'm pretty sure Sirius was in a version of heaven after he scored with a Half Succubus in the Sydney branch.
Most of our time here was spent practising and training in my new Holy and Light elemental affinity and studying and creating new spells for them. they were specialised elements, unlike the five traditional elements and million of their combinations, they couldn't be learned and needed to be innate hence waiting. most magic here was elemental and Ritualistic, like in Game of thrones.
The day before I left for my travels was when something weird happened. My Father from this jump appeared in my New York Penthouse which was my home.
"Father, I assume you wish to bid me Goodbye?"
"Indeed, son, also to wish you a fair journey, someday soon when you start creating your own sections of the Omniverse come show this old God your creations won't you?"
"of course father, you are one of the more reasonable versions of yourself after all, among the reasons I chose this to be my first truly dangerous Jump."
"I wish I could say I wasn't and most of my alternates are such but I have seen the Supernatural Version of me I believe you called it in your memories and he's an idiot."
God says with a smile. like I said the Constantine versions is incredibly chill.
"Indeed, I'll be leaving soon, Do tell Samael to reign in his minions won't you father, granted I chose this world for the amount of attacks but both Micheal and Samael are terrible at leading their factions." I say.
"They are indeed, but it is flaws and how people overcome them that grants them Heaven or Hell Dorian, perfection is a lie, nothings exists, has existed or will ever exist That can be described as such. Myself and all my alternates included. There is a reason in this world I let the Spear of Destiny be created you know, to end me if I ever went the same Way my alternates have apparently gone. Now I believe once you left this world you intend to turn your Companions into Archangels as well?" he says
"Indeed Father, I didn't want to spark war between Micheal and Samael should Samael detect the birth of four new of our Brethren."
"I would watch you do it, I have spoken to Samael, as long as you leave within 48 earth hours he is fine with it."
"Very well father." and as I said that, I called them all to my penthouse, Dani appeared first, and Sirius last,
"Hey Guys meet my father, God." is say with a smirk.
there were a lot of dropped Jaws at that. Dani recovers quickly and does a little curtsy as do the rest once she's done.
"Hello, Children, You have chosen well son, very loyal, you have chosen you companions well, they will keep you grounded, I would have had any of them as my own children, I would witness and name their angelic domains myself if you would allow me this."
"A question if I may, my Lord, does it bother you that Dorian just took over your child of the millenia?" Ezra butts in, centuries old and still no tact.
"Not at all my child, Dorian was always my child, he was since I created him, he just remembered his past lives and Powers a decade ago, any being as powerful as myself understands this even though my children don't, there will always be something more powerful then you, and if you are lucky they are reasonable."
Per usual I drain my blood into THE skull piece from Dracula Untold and bleed into it giving Dani the Sip. as she unfurls her now fire red Wings my father goes,
"Danielle, the Archangel of Fire and Love this title I give you carry it with Pride Daughter." and gives her a smile. as I repeat the process with Daphne he says,
"Daphne, Archangel of Ice and Loyalty, I give you this title bear it with Pride, Daughter." And she unfurls her Snow-white Wings.
"Sirius, Archangel of Shadows and Heroes, I give you this title, bear it with Pride, Son." And he unfurls Dark black wings that look like shadows given shape.
"Ezra, Archangel of Air and Warriors, I give you this titles bear it with Pride, Daughter." And she unfurls her wings, a light sky blue denoting her angelic domain over air.
"Thank you Father, it means a Lot."
"Go, son complete your journey be sure to visit me and your brothers and sisters sometime." and disappeared. It's becoming contagious apparently.
"You know, having read the Bible in my free time, God really isn't nearly a anywhere as dickish as the one in there. Granted the Bible was written by humans but still."
The next day per usual we found ourselves at Jump-Chans desk,"Well done Dorian and companions, you managed to impress Him, and earn Titles and domains given directly by Him, also very action packed, you and your companions are completely overpowered in that work other than God himself but that's the point of Dorian's planned I suppose, either way, I'll be back in a week, have fun, Ta-Ta."