"Mock court is now in session for the trial of Momo Yaoyorouzu!" Nezu's authoritarian voice announced and all eyes turned to the rat bear hybrid thing wearing a white curly wig and swinging down a gavel as tall as himself against the floor. "Will the prosecution please stand up?"

The raggedy hobo known as Aizawa who broke into U.A. for the secret liquor cabinet in the staff room and stuck around to teach because 'fuck it why not' stood up.

"Is the prosecution ready?"

"Yes your honor?"

"Will the defense please stand up?"

Momo Yaoyorouzu, a fifteen-year-old girl with Big Boobies, Chunky Chesticles, Large Lady Lumps, Heckin' Honkers, Massive Milk Pillows, Powerful Pumkins-

A girl with fucking massive tits basically, stood up.

"I am standing in prose, your honor."

"Understood, is the Defense ready?"

"Yes your honor."

Nezu nodded in understanding.

"And will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

Izuku stood up.

"Thank you."

Nezu then bashed his massive gavel on the floor three times, ignoring the cracks in the floor it caused.

"Court proceedings are now underway. Today's case, did Momo Yaoyorouzu sneak into classroom 1-A to return hero notebooks to Izuku Midoriya who was serving detention? He was not supposed to have them and no one was supposed to enter. How does the defendant plead?"

"Not guilty!" Momo said with conviction.

"Alright then. Prosecution, state your case." Nezu demanded. Aizawa stood up with a tired yawn.

"I left Izuku Midoriya alone, writing lines about not breaking his bones and something about not accidentally swooning the entire female population again and ruining love for all the male students at U.A., and when I came back twenty minutes later Yaoyorouzu was in the room, Izuku had his hero notebooks and the window was open." Aizawa drawled, before. "Yet she insists she never came in through the window. I say she is lying."

"Statement is noted for the record." Nezu nodded. "Any questions before we proceed? Mister Kirishima?"

A red haired muscular boy with a fetish for showing his manly chest nodded and put his hand down as he spoke. "Why isn't honor, defence and prosecution capitalized in earlier paragraphs even though it is in later ones?"

"Because we used up the capitalization budgets on Yaoyoruzu's Juggernaut Jugs. Miss Ashido?"

A pink skinned girl was holding her hand up. "Why do you have such a massive gavel?"

"It is All Might's." the principal shrugged. "Much like everything else oversized in his life, its likely to compensate for his tiny d-"

"I AM HERE WITH MY MODERATELY SIZED GENITALIA WHICH WE WILL NOT SPEAK ABOUT AS WE OBSERVE THE TRIAL!"

"Just in time." Nezu nods as the new arrival, a skinny blonde man, to sit down. "You're just in time for the Defences statement. Miss Yaoyorouzu, your case?"

"Mr. Aizawa, I could not have snuck into your office and given Midoriya his notebooks back, because I'm way too THICC to fit through that window. I would like the court to observe something quite simple." The girl declared, literally pulling a replica of the window from the room out her ass. She then held it up. "Behold the size. Behold my Gargantuan Girl Bits. Behold!"

She pulled the window over her head and forced it down, only for it to get stuck on her tiddies. She put her hands on her hips with a scowl. "I could not get through it! This trial is a sham!"

Commotion broke out. Their very serious courtroom was being accused of not being serious?! The horror!

"Order! Order!" Nezu demanded, before frowning. "An issue indeed-"

"OBJECTION!" Aizawa's voice rang out as he pointed dramatically at his opponent. "You created that evidence! It is not valid!"

"OBJECTION!" Momo shouted, pointing back at the man as there was a sudden gust of wind with the shout. "It is perfectly valid as it is merely a replica, and if it is such an issue the court is free to compare and realize they are one to one!"

"The Defences objection is sustained and the Prosecutions overruled." Nezu nodded sagely. "In this case, I believe a character witness would be the best step forward for the defence. Do you have one prepared, miss Yaoyorouzu?"

"Yes! I would like to call Kyoka Jirou as a character witness." Momo declared and a purple haired short girl with no massive honkers of her own came down with an air of seriousness and urgency, walking up to the woman who had called her. "Your statement, miss Jirou?"

"My statement is very simple." The girl said before shoving her face into Momo's megalithic milk jugs and violently shaking her head. "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-"

Aizawa sighed and crossed his arms.

"-RRRRRRRR-"

Several people blinked and waited.

"-RRRRRRRRRRR-"

Izuku pulled out his phone and scrolled through it. Nothing out of the ordinary, just the usual death threats from male students, heroes and villains, as well as offers for dates from a plethora of their female counterparts, some hero news about a new feline hero called the Pussy Scratcher, and someone paying him a couple billion yen for the tooth he stole from All Might.

Just the usual stuff.

"-RRRRRRR!"

It wasn't until five minutes later Kyoka finished her motorboating, looked up and smiled sweetly. "That's all. My case is made."

"Thank you, miss Jirou." Nezu hummed. "In that case, I believe we may need to call another witness. Seeing as there was only one other person present… Aizawa?"

"Right. The Prosecution calls Izuku Midoriya as witness." Aizawa declared and Izuku stood up and took centre stage. "What is your statement, problem child?"

"Momo's breasts are amazing and incredibly THICC, certainly far too THICC for her to have climbed through the window. I believe I am also an expert to make such a judgement." Izuku smiled sweetly.

"And what basis do you make that claim on?" Aizawa questioned. Izuku grinned.

"The basis that I spend every single night playing with said breasts so I should be pretty good at judging them."

"OBJECTION! FUCK YOU MIDORIYA!" A purple haired boy shouted with jealousy and envy and bloody tears in his eyes.

"Order! Order! Someone please remove the small troll that has climbed into the school!" Nezu demanded, ignoring the 'troll's' cries that he was a student as he was taking away immediately. "There we go, much better. Do you have anything else to say Midoriya?"

"My word should be trusted over the prosecution regarding breasts because I have had actual experience with them."

"Duly noted and taken into consideration." Nezu nodded his understanding without hesitating. Aizawa glowered. "Now, I think there is nothing else-"

"HOLD IT!" Izuku suddenly shouted, standing up. "I have one more, incredibly important detail to add!"

"And what may that be?" Nezu pondered.

"Momo walked in the front door and brought my books to me." Izuku said simply and there were shocked gasps in the crowd. Aizawa slammed his desk.

"SO YOU CONFESS! MOMO YAOYOROUZU IS GUILTY!"

"OBJECTION!" Izuku shouted, pointing at Aizawa with an intense expression as the man was suddenly knocked on his ass by 'magical-laywering-bullshit-objection-power' (Trademarked). Some could swear they heard over dramatic cornering music playing somewhere in the background. "My confession absolves Momo of any guilt! Don't forget this trial is to prove Momo entered VIA THE WINDOW! By entering in the door, she is declared not guilty by the specifications of this trial!"

"NO!"

"FURTHERMORE!" Izuku shouted, before suddenly pulling a diagram out of thin air and pointing to a picture of the classroom where there was a noticeable crack around the window. "Even if you don't believe me, we have established the impossibility of Momo entering via the actual window. There is the possibility of this section of the wall being removed that she could have entered through! However, this would be considered a HOLE IN THE WALL! NOT A WINDOW! TAKE THAT!"

Aizawa flipped his table and started chewing away wildly at his capture scarf with manic eyes. Commotion broke out all around one more time. Nezu battered the ground hard three more times with his massive mallet.

"ORDER! ORDER! In light of these recent revelations, I have no choice then!" Nezu battered his gavel down one more time, causing the floor to break apart and the gavel to drop on top of a passing by Katsuki Bakugou's head promptly knocking him out. "Momo Yaoyoruzu is declared not guilty!"

"Naturally." Momo smiled, bowing before turning away to walk towards Izuku as court was dismissed. "Come on, let's go celebrate my not guilty tiddies!"

"Got it! I always knew playing with tiddies would get me into a fun courtroom someday." Izuku sighed wistfully.

Momo grinned, ignoring the window pane sliding past her breasts with some well-placed lubrication as she and Izuku left with her very guilty Hecking Honkers.