A/N: Hey everyone and welcome to the redux of my old crossover story with the NFS franchise. I feel like I can't continue that story without fixing how quickly I rushed the first bit of it. This time I'm gonna take my writing slow and steady. I hope everyone reading enjoys this one.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Need For Speed/NFS, Alpha and Omega or it's characters, branding of the vehicles mentioned throughout the story nor any aftermarket bodykit or performance part brands aswell. I own jack-shit here but what I do own are my OC's though :)
"Once you're in my pack, I'll always have your back" -Anonymous
Garth: Holy shit, you're actually starting it over.
Blazin' Blitz: Of course. When I say I'm gonna do something, I'll do it. The BR and Warframe stories are still coming aswell.
Kate: Uh huh, and when will those be posted? 2025?
Blazin' Blitz: I don't know but I will start them some day. Chuck Norris approves.
Humphrey: Ayy, NFS is back!
Garth: I know right, plus with Blitz's impeccable timing lining up with the release of Need For Speed Hot Pursuit Remastered, it couldn't be any more better.
Blazin' Blitz: Also Humphrey is being paired with Kate.
Humphrey: Perfection.
Blazin' Blitz: Get frickin' beaned, I was kidding (Was I really? Haha, just trying to keep everyone guessing).
Humphrey: Why would you toy with my emotions like this?
Garth: What were the pairings of the original one anyway?
Blazin' Blitz: Forget about the old one, that's history, the future is now.
Kate: No, the present is now.
Blazin' Blitz: Shut.
Kate: No u.
Blazin' Blitz: No u and no one else after u. Case closed, now shush.
Lilly (enters Lounge a little late): What's going on?
Humphrey: Good news we're gonna start driving and drifting again.
Lilly: What? Oh... oh God no. For real?
Garth: Mm-hm. That Hot Pursuit remaster definitely hit Blitz in the feels since he already wants to start over. Just like Criterion (bu-dum tss).
Lilly: I haven't played Hot Pursuit 2010 in ages damn.
Blazin' Blitz: You... you play NFS and you never mentioned this? We could've been great friends... GREATER friends in fact.
Lilly: We are friends aren't we? I got HP2010, Shift 2, Payback and Heat. Three of which are those you have too.
Blazin' Blitz: Impressive... I don't wanna flex the rest of my NFS games but I can say you have enough to be welcomed into the Club (wink)
Humphrey: Dry jokes, nice. Also, I bet you don't have half the franchises games, Blitz.
Blazin' Blitz: Pffsh, I currently have exactly half the games. I had two more but my brother sorta... gambled with them.
Lilly: Nani the fuck?! He what?
Garth: Hey, who's stoked for HP2010's 2020 remaster? I know I am.
Blazin' Blitz: It's the reason I chose to start this now. Great change of subject btw.
Lilly: Oh one more thing, can my main vehicles be GTR's, please?
Blazin' Blitz: LOL, no. But I will tell you your motor make types in a moment (ends up telling them their main cars anyway):
-Garth: Muscle Cars (some tuners) (Ford '69 Mustang (owned car), Chevy's, Dodge's, Plymouth's you all know the muscle group).
-Kate: Sports/Hyper cars (little bit of German engineering in that mix) (Acura NSX (owned car, rich girls am I right?) Porsche's, BMW's, Mercedes, Lambo's, Ferrari's, McLaren's, Bugatti's, Koenigsegg's, Pagani (Zonda F specifically, not the Cinque nor Zonda R because those aren't typically street legal).
Lilly: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Kate's mix of cars sounds a little OP and not to mention... ridiculous. "Little German engineering" and also an entire group of Italian motor vehicles.
Blazin' Blitz: Nah, just that one Pagani because that's considered a road legal sports car and the Lambo's. Also Koenigsegg isn't Italian, neither is Bugatti. They're Swedish and French. Besides, all those motor brands were just examples anyway, check your facts.
Humphrey: Dayum Blitz. Go easy on the meek, fragile lady.
Lilly: That hurts me more than Blitz correcting me.
Humphrey: Oh, then fuck you too.
Blazin' Blitz: I actually feel kinda bad hearing that from you.
Lilly: Die trash.
Blazin' Blitz: Oh, okay. I'm gonna go write now.
Lilly: Just kidding, sorry you big softy.
Humphrey: Well, well, well... how the turntables...
Lilly: You still gotta tell us Humphrey's and my vehicle types and preferences.
Blazin' Blitz: Fine:
-Lilly: Tuner Cars/PERIOD (Nissan 180-SX (owned car, is still heavily modified), Nissan's, Toyota Supra's and GT86, Subaru's, Mazda RX's, Mitsubishi's Lancers and Honda's (I guess the Acura NSX falls into this group aswell). Basically anything where you can add a "vrrr-vrrrrr-Stututututu" sound on).
Lilly: A turbo charger? Is that what youĂ meant?
Blazin' Blitz: Moving on:
-Humphrey: Tuner Cars (small taste for muscle cars too) (2006 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX (Owned car but it's stock KEKW) basically an identical list as Lilly's preferences).
Humphrey: Hmm... I sense changes from the original plot already.
Kate: No shit, Sherlock.
Humphrey: Okay. Anyway, if Jasper is mentioned, can you please make sure it's in Canada this time Blitz? Alberta, Canada?
Blazin' Blitz: It depends, is the town big enough to have active street racing?
Lilly: No, though I'm genuinely suprised that you know it's a town, way to do your research.
Blazin' Blitz: That and a bit of chatting with others. Speaking of chatting, we gotta keep this talk short, there's only so much this I can add to the chapter.
Humphrey: Fine but we still gotta talk about the Jasper thing though.
Lilly:To be fair, I could say that Jasper is a generally quiet place-
Blazin' Blitz: I'mma have to stop you right there, Miss. It needs to have a large, loud and active community for me to leave it as it is in the story.
Lilly: But I wasn't finished...
Blazin' Blitz: Oh no, anyway (jk, don't hate me forever) Jasper still has to be a city then... in Canada this time and not some random place north in the US. Sound good?
Humphrey: Fair enough.
Kate: Meh, I dunno. Smells like bullshit to me.
Blazin' Blitz: Zip! We've been talking for too long anyway and I gotta start writing.
Prologue
Alberta, Canada
Jasper City - Fair Talons Avenue
16 November, Monday 23:22
Narrative P.O.V
It's a cold, snowy night. The streets are quiet and the sidewalks are empty. The silent, peacefulness is short lived once a not-so-loud, 288hp engine is heard just a few blocks blocks away.
A silver Mitsubishi Evo IX skids around the curb and onto the main road. Residents in the area call the police to report noise complaints and reckless driving while others peek through their windows and watch in excitement. Sirens are audible shortly after a few laps of the Lancer's run around the block.
The driver stops the vehicle in the middle of the street. He shifts into first gear and initiates a burnout then gradually starts a donut. The police cruisers close in on the street in which the driver of the Mitsubishi was ruining the tarmac with tire marks.
"-En route to a possible 10-55. Stand by command-"
(Blitzgriek Bop By Ramones)
The sounds of engines roaring to life in several alleyways echoed through the streets. If any wolves in the area were heavy sleepers, this earrape must've have woken them by now.
Eh, oh. Let's go!
Eh, oh. Let's go!
Eh, oh. Let's go!
Eh, oh. Let's go!
Tuned vehicles of different makes and models flew out of the alleys and speed onto the streets, suprising the intercepting officers. The Evo IX flees the area amidst all the chaos and is joined by a black and violet metallic pearl Aston Martin One-77 and a blaze red Honda Acura NSX.
Humphrey: Ever watch 2 Fast 2 Furious? This scene is that exact shit right there.
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
"What did I tell you? I pull off the quickest runs in the south-west." Humphrey, the driver of the sliver Mitsubishi says as he starts to pull away from the two vehicles.
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
-(Humphrey Rhodes: A street racing adrenaline junkie. He's a thoroughbred racer, taking on the mantle of his father. His father was partnered with his closest friend's parents who invested and funded in his small garage turned big. His love for fast cars and the need for speed eventually lead him to the biggest racing crew in the north alongside his best friend, Kate.)
"Not bad, Rhodes but to pass the test, you gotta make it back to our hideout without ending up in the back of a cop car first." King says over the comms in the Aston Martin.
Eh, oh. Let's go!
Shoot them in the back now
What they want, I dont know
They're all revved up and ready to go
-(Kyle "King" Garrin: The current "pack leader" of the Blitzen Club (Est.1968). He, like his uncle, sees elegance in cars and is an aspiring collector. Kyle, like Humphrey also has a motor business. However, unlike Humphrey, his business isn't just local and stretches down to the states. He currently has a big event planned for the first 40 racers in the Club to complete a certain challenge...)
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
"I can make it back in 6 minutes. Tops." Humphrey grins as he challenges himself. The red Acura NSX speeds up to his car and matches speeds with him once they're side by side.
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
"Don't get too cocky. The chase isn't over yet." Kate says to Humphrey as she horns at him.
-(Kate Brynn: Humphrey's closest friend. Kate has known him for about 3 years since her parents signed up with his father. Her parents own massive trade stocks and purchased their own race track. They used their connections aswell to get parts and equipment for Humphrey's garage. Kate placed fifth out of the 40 racer challenge with her step sister in fourth.)
Eh, oh. Let's go!
Shoot them in the back now
What they want, I don't know
They're all revved up and ready to go
One officer in a Chevrolet Tahoe SUV spots Humphrey in the silver Lancer and starts a second chase. "-Dispatch, I'm back in pursuit of the main suspect. Requesting units-" "--Copy that, units in your area responding to your 10-33--"
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
Two more police vehicles swerve into the the 4th street as they join the pursuit. Each racer now had a cop hard on their tail. Kate and Kyle break off to their separate streets, away from Humphrey who kept driving straight ahead.
Eh, oh. Let's go!
Kate pulls a hard right into a tight alley. Her pursuing officer couldn't steer as quickly as she could and smashed the vehicle into the corner of a tattoo parlour. "EZ." Kate smirks at her skillful work.
Eh, oh. Let's go!
Humphrey and his pursuer near a T-junction. The cop cautiously slows down but Humphrey continues flooring it, as if the brick wall ahead of them doesn't exist. The Chevrolet Tahoe speeds up to try and catch up to the Evo IX. Humphrey switches the right blinker on but holds down the E-Brake and skids to the left street.
Eh, oh. Let's go!
The cop steers right then left too quickly, causing the car to lift and flip over. King sees a tumbling SUV in the street and jerks the E-brake to swerve out the way. The flipping Tahoe knocks the SRT8 right behind King's One-77 like a wrecking ball through the brick wall.
Eh, oh. Let's go!
"What the hell was that?" Kyle asks Humphrey. "Me being badass." He responds and drives away.
"Fucking mental is what you were." Kyle says and follows the Mitsubishi. "Oh I'm fine by the way, thanks for asking." Kate says sarcastically as she joins the two cars. "Pffsh, I knew you could handle yourself. If I could lose the cops in a stock Evo IX, you could do it in your tricked NSX any day."
"Weird flex." Kate giggles at Humphrey. "Okay love-birds, who want's to race back to the crew hideout?" King suggests as he continuously taps the gas on the Aston Martin.
"We aren't dating, we're almost literally step brother and sister." Kate explains."Help me step-bro, I'm stuck under the hood." King mocks the two wolves.
"That was so cringey, I have to kick your ass for that." Humphrey taps the gas as he says. The three cars stop at a red light. Humphrey revs up his Lancer with basicaly no forced induction while King finds this amusing.
"Don't show off what you don't have, Rhodes." King scoffs at Humphrey. He smirks as he revs his Aston Martin and listensto the electric whine of his supercharger.
"Supes are cute and all but..." Kate starts but let's the spooling of her twin turbocharged Acura NSX finish for her at 140rpms. King's cocky grin vanishes in almost an instant.
The three drivers rev up then take off once the traffic light turns. They several other drivers of the same crew join them on the way after they'd escaped the mayhem they caused earlier.
More Than Speed
Garth and Blitz's Discussion Parodies:
Blazin' Blitz: Alright Garth, you own my lounge now because we hardly ever make comedic recaps here.
Garth: Bullshit, we can fuse the Lounges together.
Humphrey and Kate: I want a Lounge.
Blazin' Blitz: Hmm... (lightbulb) I got an idea for the the both of you. Humphrey's Writing Wins and Kate's Writing Sins.
Lilly: Great. Even more CinemaSins parodies.
Garth: Why tho?
Blazin' Blitz: Shhh. (quietly) It's for the memes.
Humphrey: Ok but why do I get to do Wins?
Blazin' Blitz: Kate already criticizes me on everything I do so she's excellent for writing sins. Joke unintended.
Humphrey: I got a sin though. This chapter was short as frick. Blitz literally never does short chapters anymore.
Blazin' Blitz: My bad... our chats will take up most of the word count here anyway (I'm such a dumbass for thinking that. Kill me now).
Lilly: This felt more like a Fast and Furious crossover than an NFS one. All those easter eggs and references... damn.
Humphrey: Again with the hinting of Humphrey/Kate! Is Lilly even gonna date me or what? These pairings are out of control! (I see what you did there.)
Lilly: Am I gonna what?
Garth: I thought you said you wanted to see a Humphrey/Kate pairing?
Humphrey: Both. Both is good.
Blazin' Blitz: No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game.
Kate's Writing Sins
Everything Wrong With: Prologue
(Yeah, this is another CinemaSins parody)
(DISCLAIMER: I do not own Need For Speed/NFS, Alpha and Omega ect...)
Useless disclaimers.
Sin Counter: 1
(Alberta, Canada)
In case you confused it with Alberta, Japan.
Sin Counter: 2
(It's a cold, snowy night. The streets are quiet and the sidewalks are empty. The silent, peacefulness is short lived once a not-so-loud, 288hp engine is heard just a few blocks blocks away.)
Not-so-loud? Really Blitz? Okay fine, a 288 horsepower motor isn't that loud so I'll give you that but also that shouldn't be enough to disturb an entire block. You even said it yourself, "not-so-loud".
Sin Counter: 3
(Blitzgriek Bop By Ramones)
Music in written fanfiction.
Sin Counter: 4
(The sounds of engines roaring to life in several alleyways echoed through the streets. If any wolves in the area were heavy sleepers, this earrape must've have woken them by now.)
Hehe... Hahaha... hahahahah... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
I've never heard such crap in my life (no offence Blitz)
Sin Counter: 5
Blazin' Blitz: (DED)
(Tuned vehicles of different makes and models flew out of the alleys and speed onto the streets, suprising the intercepting officers. The Evo IX flees the area amidst all the chaos and is joined by a black and violet metallic pearl Aston Martin One-77 and a blaze red Honda Acura NSX.)
Rip-off Fast and Furious scene in a rip-off Need For Speed fanfic (crossover). That's two sins in one.
Sin Counter: 6/7
Humphrey: Jesus, you don't hold back do you?
"-(Humphrey Rhodes: A street racing adrenaline junkie."
"-(Kyle "King" Garrin: The current "pack leader" of the Blitzen Club (Est.1968)."
"-(Kate Brynn: Humphrey's closest friend."
"Spontaneous-introduction-of-characters-in-the-middle-of-scenes-as-soon-as-they-become-relevant" cliché.
Sin Counter: 8
("What did I tell you? I pull off the quickest runs in the south-west.")
("I can make it back in 6 minutes. Tops.")
Overconfident and cocky character is made even more overconfident and cocky to show just how overconfident and cocky he really is.
Sin Counter: 9
(Humphrey switches the right blinker on but holds down the E-Brake and skids to the left street.)
(The cop steers right then left too quickly, causing the car to lift and flip over. King sees a tumbling SUV in the street and jerks the E-brake to swerve out the way. The flipping Tahoe knocks the SRT8 right behind King's One-77 like a wrecking ball through the brick wall.)
This. Bullshit. Worked.
Sin Counter: 10
("What the hell was that?" Kyle asks Humphrey. "Me being badass." He responds and drives away.)
("Fucking mental is what you were." Kyle says and follows the Mitsubishi.)
King would be excellent at Writing Sins.
Sin Counter: 11
'"Help me step-bro, I'm stuck under the hood." King mocks the two wolves.'
Porn jokes. This one especially was so bad, it deserves ten sins.
Sin Counter:
21
("Supes are cute and all but..." Kate starts but let's the spooling of her twin turbocharged Acura NSX finish for her at 140rpms.)
Finish what? Context please? Is this car porn? For all we know Kate could've been fucked real good by a couple of turbochargers in her car.
YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY MADE THIS INTO AN "M RATED" FIC, I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD MAYA
Sin Counter: 22 (That's bullshit and you know it)
Chapter Sin Tally: 22
Sentence: Car porn.
Humphrey: Shit...
Blazin' Blitz: Goddamn...
Humphrey's Writing Wins
Everything Great About: Prologue
This is a reboot.
Win Counter: 1
Chapter Win Tally: 1
Blazin' Blitz: I hate u.