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I am positively bursting with things to say.

So, A very obsessed fangirl accepted GtaTemp guy! Yay! And she wrote what happened!

So here is the next chapter in the saga of the punishment of GtaTemp guy:

Me: Ooh! Mallowmelt! *Grabs fork*

Only Logical Friend ™: tHaT's A pErSoN! dOn'T eAt ThE pErSoN!

Me: It's not a person! It's mallowmelt!

Only Logical Friend ™: iT's MaLLoWmELt On A pErSoN!

Me: Really? Oh. Darn.

Person Covered In Mallowmelt: WERE YOU ABOUT TO EAT ME!? WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Me: YOU'RE COVERED IN MALLOWMELT!

Person Covered In Mallowmelt: I'm calling the asylum.

Me: NO! YOU CAN'T CALL THEM! I JUST ESCAPED!

Only Logical Friend ™: I helped her. I don't know why.

Me: Because life is boring without me. ANYWAY, YOU CAN'T SEND ME BACK TO THAT AWFUL PLACE! There's- there's- THERE'S NO BOOKS!

Person Covered In Mallowmelt: Sucks to be you! *Takes out phone*

Me: NO! YOU CAN'T!

Person Covered In Mallowmelt: Try to stop me!

Me: *Gets maniacal glint in eye*

Only Logical Friend ™: Why the heck would you say that? Do you have a death wish?

Me: *Stuffs Person Covered In Mallowmelt into an envelope* Hehehe. *Sends back to IStillHopeForSophex*

Probably for the hundredth time and never the last, THANK YOU A VERY OBSESSED FANGIRL!

Me: Well well well. Look who's come back to visit. I'm touched.

GT: (Covered in Mallowmelt, there are visible bite marks on him) (sputtering) That….. fellow inmate you sent me to. They're even more insane than you are! They tried to eat me! Although their friend was nice. And I'm not here by choice.

Me: (Licking the Mallowmelt off of GT) Hmm? That was rude. The asylum is a terrible place, full of Australian vampires who also happen to be huge anime fans. Also, the mallowmelt tastes great when it's stuck to your flesh, but maybe you could add a little bit of salt?

GT: Okay, I take that back. You are the most insane person I have ever met.

Me: Thank you.

Me: (in deep otherworldly voice) BUT YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR DISRESPECTING THE ALMIGHTY SHREK IS NOT OVER. YOU WILL GO FROM AUTHOR TO AUTHOR, UNTIL I SEE FIT THAT YOU HAVE SERVED YOUR PENANCE. THE NEXT AUTHOR I WILL SEND YOU IS HEARTWARMLUCY. THIS WILL BE PART OF HER GREAT REWARD FOR BEING MY FIRST COMMENT EVER. IF SHE DOES NOT ACCEPT, IT WILL GO TO THE NEXT AUTHOR ON THE LIST. THEY CAN EITHER COMMENT OR PM ME TO SAY THAT THEY ACCEPT. IF YOU WANT TO APPLY, JUST COMMENT OR PM ME. YEET. IT HAS BEEN DECREED AND I WILL NOW TAKE A NAP.

GT: (gulps)

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fin

Where to start?

So, Belize is safe(for now)

(Entire county of Belize sighs in relief)

Yes, people commented! We increased the number of people who commented from the number of people who commented last time! Yay!

Now, before I go into a long, comedic, informal rant, I should probably get the comment responses done.

Mallowmelt: Thank you! I will write more! Thank you for reviewing!

Mythicalis4real: (Your comment will be a part of my rant, I will answer it in more detail there) THANK YOU for actually responding to my question! Also, thank you for showing me my error. I fixed it. When I finally get around to writing my science fiction novel, you will be the first to see it ;).

A very obsessed fangirl(comment 1): asdfghjkl! You actually read this! Holy Iggy! Oh, wait, maybe it was because I pm'ed you. Still! Thank you so much! Oh, by the way, in response to your response on my comment on swan song chapter 4, the suggestion of Iggy's color wasn't ship-related. Read the below rant.

A very obsessed fangirl(comment 2): Yes! That was sokeefe! Keefe and Sophie are very cute together! You and multiple death threats from the sokeefe fans in my neighborhood have convinced me! But that doesn't mean I won't give others a chance….(read my below rant) Wait, the crowd is here now? Here, take this tranquilizer gun. That should take of them.

(Deep breath)

People have been asking about my username(sokeefe[and one sotam] fans who have somehow managed to track me down in my neighborhood), and who do I ship.

Well, I am going to answer their questions once and for all.

I don't ship Sophex. Not exactly. You see, ever since I read book one, I admired Dex. We both are outcasts, have annoying triplet(or twin) brothers, and like technology and experimenting. We also both have somewhat periwinkle eyes. So, I was always rooting for Dex. And when it seemed feasible for him to be with Sophie, he was in a battle, and I rooted for him, the underdog. But when "The Incident" happened, I realized that him and Sophie were never going to be together. So I then switched to…. Not Team Keefe ...Not Team Fitz… Not Team Tam… but Team Everyone! I think Sophie is great with whoever she chooses, and although Fitz seems to be her choice so far, and I'm fine with that, I think she would be cute with Keefe, and although it's pretty unlikely that her and Tam will get together, I can see why Sotam shippers exist. Now, I would be completely fine, I

would be ecstatic even, if she got together with Dex, just as I would be if she got together with anyone else. So you see, I'm on Team Dex, just not for the reasons most people think.

(Deep breath)

For my other ships, I do have them, but they won't affect Wanderling. (I will release them later)

This leads into the next segment of the rant, which answers mythicalis4real's comment in more detail.

Yes! My entire goal of this was to replicate her writing style! I'm not shipping anyone, yet I am shipping everyone! This is meant to be friendly to all KOTLC fans! My greatest wish is for people to read this like it was a regular KOTLC book! I probably missed a bunch of stuff I wanted to say, but whatever.

In other news, I managed to FIND ANOTHER SOPHEX AND DEX APPRECIATER! HER USERNAME IS LINH SONG! CHECK HER STORIES OUT!

Just writing while on vacation in Puerto Vallarta was an adventure in itself. You haven't lived until you've written fanfiction while skydiving while also listening to the goofy goober rock. Yes, this actually happened, although I was skydiving from a wave that had chucked me in the air. Maybe I will write about that story some other time…..

There was so much stuff I wanted to say and I am pretty confident I got through it all.

Today's questions for the comments section are these two:

While I was writing this intro, a wedding was happening right outside my hotel window. The bride and the groom LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE FITZ AND SOPHIE. THE GROOM WAS WEARING A TEAL SUIT. What does this mean? Is this an omen?

Is Sophie+Wylie a thing?(just curious)And what would they be called?

Now, on with the story!

Three

The gates of Everglen burst open, with a triumphant Gethen accompanied by two Neverseen Sophie had never seen before, followed by a struggling Glimmer tied up behind them.

The bodyguards immediately positioned to attack, but one of the Neverseen, who was apparently a psionipath, created a shield of light around them.

"Now, there's no need to be rude. We simply arrived to chat," Gethen smugly suggested.

"We are not agreeing to anything with this psycho," Sophie whispered to Alden, who shook his head in agreement.

"Oh, I'm afraid you'll have to, if you ever want to see your friend alive again."

Alden's shoulders sagged in defeat.

"Fine, we'll talk."

"So, what do we owe this pleasure?" Alden sarcastically said to Gethen.

"Well, we want to negotiate. Your friend's life, for some information we heard one of you recently acquired."

"What information would this be?"

"Just what Sophie saw in Councillor Oralie's cache."

Sophie gasped. How did he know that?

Alden looked at her.

"Sophie, is this true?"

"Yes," Sophie admitted.

Alden turned back to Gethen.

"If it's a forgotten secret, and you want it, it can't be good."

"That doesn't change the fact that I can't give it to you," Sophie said quietly.

Everybody looked at her.

"This secret was something that could possibly affect all life on this planet. It was so powerful, that only select members of the council knew about it. There's no way I could willingly give it to the Neverseen, no matter the cost." Sophie quietly mumbled while looking down at the ground.

"Well, if that is to be your choice, I will comply," Gethen cackled.

He raised Glimmer in the air, as everyone watched helplessly, and snapped his fingers.

Glimmer's ropes disappeared, and she fell harmlessly to the ground.

As Gethen and his followers exited Everglen, and everyone ran around in confusion, it hit her.

"It wasn't Glimmer he was talking about," a horrified Sophie exclaimed. "It was Keefe."

Alden and Della did a head count.

"It looks like everyone is still here." a very relieved Alden said.

Sophie was still shaken from her revelation.

"Do you think we just threw away our one chance to help Keefe?" Sophie asked Biana.

"No, I think that there has to be another way. Or everything we've done would be for nothing."

"You know, he could just wake up on his own." Dex volunteered.

"Speaking of which, why are you here?"

Both Dex and Biana started incoherently mumbling and blushing.

Sophie raised her eyebrows and tried not to laugh.

"One of these days, we need to have a talk about this. With both of you in the room."

Sophie didn't think Dex and Biana could get any redder.

Biana then got a maniacal gleam in her eye.

"So Sophie, why don't you repeat what you told me beforehand to everyone else?" Biana sweetly proposed.

Sophie then immediately started to incoherently mumble and blush, making herself look like a beetroot.

A concerned Della walked over.

"Why are you all so red-faced?" she asked.

That time, they all looked at each other and started to laugh.

As Sophie was heading to the Leapmaster, she found Glimmer blocking her path.

Sophie immediately began to apologize, but Glimmer stopped her.

"I don't want to hear your apologies. You did the right thing. But I think I deserve to know what they were after."

Sophie took a deep breath in.

"Normally, I wouldn't be allowed to tell anyone a forgotten secret, especially-"

"A former member of the Neverseen. I know."

"Right. But in your case I think I can make an exception. The councillor will understand."

Sophie still couldn't say her real name,

"Unfortunately, I have to be cryptic about it."

"Say no more. I used to be in the Neverseen, remember? They were built on being cryptic."

"So was the Black Swan."

"Touché."

"So, listen. I can't say it now, or even verbally. I'll have to give you a letter."

Sophie scribbled down the clue on a piece of cloth and handed it to Glimmer.

"I hope you figure it out."

"I will."

Then they both leaped away.

As soon as she got back to Havenfield, Grady and Edaline rushed towards her.

"Alden and Della told us what happened."

"We're so sorry you had to be there for that."

"Are you okay?"

"Did that boy interfere at all?"

"Grady!"

As Grady and Edaline smothered her in complaints and well-wishes, and general family love, Sophie reminded herself how lucky she was that had such an amazing family to shower her in affection.

After escaping the torrent of love, she flopped on her bed with Iggy in her lap, and mallowmelt in her mouth, She spotted the note from Fitz and her heart immediately went crazy.

Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Kitz? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Dex? Ew! No Dex! WHICH ONE?

Just make up your mind. said her mind.

But you are my mind. replied her heart.

Shut up please.

Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe?

JUST DECIDE!

Could you decide?

Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe?

Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe? Fitz? Keefe?

Sophie groaned and buried herself in her covers.

She bounced Iggy across the room, who squeaked in protest. Eventually, the very ruffled Iggy managed to escape and farted out something that resembled a deadly poison used to execute people. She coughed, and threw him in the bath. As she scrubbed him, and he protested, she thought about Glimmer. How did the Neverseen manage to capture her? She was in a high security Black Swan facility right next to...

Oh god.

Sophie quickly threw Iggy into a towel, and frantically sorted through her drawer that Edaline like to call her "Drawer of Secrets". Right under a gulon-shaped paperweight given to her by Keefe, was the paper that the nameless person had told her to give to whoever was worthy of the knowledge.

And it only said one word:

Wanderling.

Man, cliffhangers are the best, aren't they?

I'm still working on the sheet music, be patient.

Just kidding, here it is:

/EvilAuthorsRule

Here's a saying I use when I'm waiting for the next KOTLC book/chapter:

A fanfiction a day keeps the insanity away.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!