😛😁😭😭😭😂😛😁😁😁😁😔👍😩😩😛 These emojis represent what I went through this past week. Asdfghjkl!

GT:(calling author on the phone) Okay, I've been waiting in this side character daycare center for 2 weeks now. Seriously, when is this maniac going to come pick me up?

Me: Are you one of those vacuum cleaner telemarketers? If yes, please go to this address and bring a gun, then start threatening to shoot. Fort Knox-

GT: It's me! The guy you trapped in a computer, then mercilessly tortured!

Me: Oh, hi gt! What's up?

GT: YOUR PSYCHO FAN MYTHICAL PERSON SOMETHING STILL HASN'T PICKED ME UP! IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS! I'M STARTING TO GO INSANE!

Me: Congratulations!

GT: I forgot who I was talking to for a second.

Me: You do realize that they probably have a life and they're just busy?

GT: FOR TWO WEEKS?

Me: Yes. I'm not used to being the sane one here.

GT: It's a very chilling experience.

Me: Agreed.

GT: Seriously, these other side characters are starting to drive me crazy.

Crowd From Swan Song:Hey! (throws stuff at him)

GT: That crowd just won't leave me alone. They seem to think I'm made of mallowmelt, and they haven't eaten in weeks.

Me: Well, I'm sure you'll be fine. (Hangs up phone)

GT: Wait.. NO! NO! DON'T EAT ME!

Crowd From Swan Song:(pounces on GT)

GT:AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

So, lots of stuff to say!

First of all, Belize better be starting to prepare the anti-crazed-shipper spray because we have some sad news... We only got one review! Probably overreacting but OVER 600 PEOPLE READ THIS AND A GOOD AMOUNT OF THEM FOLLOWED AND FAVORITED, AND YET WE ONLY HAVE 13 REVIEWS! Our star commenter and M.V.F.(most valuable fan), Mythicalis4real seems to be taking a break, and they've earned it. (Although I do wish they would pick up GT. He's starting to get really annoying.)But the rest of you better comment, or I will go so low as to actually GIVING people teasers (The only reason I don't do it is because I try to maintain a sense of.. You know what? That actually isn't that bad of an idea.)if they comment. So, before we start our weekly rant, let's respond to the ONE COMMENT I got.

A very obsessed fangirl: THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING! If it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't have had the motivation to write this. I miss Mythicalis4real. You two are my favorite(and only) recurring commenters. So... Someone enjoys my sense of humor? Whaaaaa?

GT: You used that joke in your first review!

Oh, yeah. I did. The triplets have a big part to play. They also probably going to be the meme stars in this story. No one knows what that means! Yay!

But in the good news, PEOPLE VOTED IN THE POLL! (but still didn't comment) Now I know what to work on! I was not expecting Shippers Unite! to be the lead result, but I'm not complaining! I'll leave the poll up because

A. I'm not done with wanderling(not by a long shot)

B. Again, over 600 people have read this so some of them probably still want to vote.

So, I'm also considering beta readers. I'm still thinking about it but if anyone who reads who has a beta profile wants to beta read my story, go ahead. You can pm me or whatever. The two beta readers who I was considering(Ruby Silverstar and KOTLCExpert521) now actually READ this, so I might apply for one myself...

I have recently FOUND SOME SOPHEX FANFICTION! I think I cried with happiness when I read it. Also, I found some more Sophex shippers, in all, it's been a great week for Sophexkind. You can read it at s/12243667/1/On-a-Date-with-you

Whoever comments(who has an account) will get a teaser for chapter 7!

I've recently completely converted to sokeefe so now I ship(deep breath) Sophex, Sofitz, Sokeefe, Sophiana, Solinh, Fedex, Kitz, Kex, Kam, Etc. (there is more)

But my problem is... I haven't been able to ship sotam!

I want to, but I can't find any good sotam fics out there. Cary Swirls has one, but it's in a AU(It's still good). Does anyone know any good Sotam fics?

Now, I probably missed a bunch of stuff I wanted to say, but on with the story!

Six

Sophie walked up to the tree, and laid back against the trunk, waiting. As she was waiting, she could've sworn she'd heard something move in the branches of the tree, but when she got up to investigate, she didn't see anything. She lied back down and waited, wondering what this meeting could be about.

After a couple minutes, Fitz trudged up the hill, red bags under his eyes. He was carrying a bundle of books under his arm. Sophie ran over to give him a hug.

Sophie shouted to him. "Fitz!"

Fitz noticed her and a large grin appeared on his face. "Sophie! I wasn't sure you got my letter!"

"Here, let me help you with that."

Sophie helped Fitz carry the books up the hill, and they both sat down on the grass.

"Research hasn't been treating you well, eh?"

"I don't think I've ever gone so long without sleeping."

"So, what is it?"

Fitz grinned. "While Elwin was examining Keefe with Livvy, I managed to find some tomes written by none other than Fallon Vacker himself, that might have some information on the ritual that put Keefe in a coma."

Sophie experienced mixed emotions at this statement.

Yes! Finally, some information we can use!

NOOOOOOOOO! THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU AND HIM GETTING BACK TOGETHER!

Please be quiet, if she listened to your advice, she would have 6 boyfriends and the Neverseen would've already won.

Is that so bad?

I'm not even going to talk to you anymore.

Good.

Sophie noticed that Fitz had remained oddly silent as well.

"Let me guess, you're arguing with yourself?"

Fitz looked shocked. "How did you know that?"

As Sophie explained her talk with Lord Cassius, Fitz nodded and looked very relieved.

"I thought I was going crazy!"

"Me too."

"So anyways, let me show you what I found."

Sophie and Fitz spent the next hour looking over the various tomes Fitz had brought, all of them showing pictures of the ritual.

"Well, this is a start, but there's just pictures and unrelated descriptions. It doesn't make sense."

"That's what I thought at first, before I found the secret."

Sophie looked at the pages again, still not seeing anything.

"So, what is it?"

"Well, I left one of the tomes by my leaping crystal, and the light from the crystal revealed a secret message."

Fitz showed Sophie the crystal, and projected the purple light onto the page, revealing the hidden text.

"Hold on a second, I know that! That's blacklight!"

"What?"

"Well, that's the human name for it. It's a special type of light that among other things, can reveal hidden messages if they were written in a certain way."

As they looked over the new text, Sophie realized something. "Why would Fallon Vacker know about things like this? It didn't seem like something he was into."

Fitz shrugged. "He was on the council. He's been everywhere. He probably had a lot of things he was interested in."

"This also doesn't say what it does, just how to perform it."

"I know, but it references some other sources that we can check out. I just wanted to show this to you because I trust your opinion on it."

Sophie blushed.

"I think it's worth following up on, but please, take a break. You look like you could use some sleep."

Fitz smiled. "I know. I just want Keefe to wake up as soon as possible. We need his sense of humor at times like these."

"And maybe the fact that he's our friend."

Fitz looked mortified.

Sophie saw his expression on his face and laughed. "I'm just kidding with you."

But then Sophie remembered something. "Actually, speaking of Keefe, something did happen at Everglen you might want to know about..."

Fitz looked like he had been struck by lightning. "Do you think we just lost-"

Sophie shot him down. "No, and these tomes you found prove it."

Fitz looked unsure. "Still, they knew about it. They knew a lot of stuff we thought they didn't know."

"Let's just hope for the best."

They started putting the books away, and they heard some more rustling in the tree.

"What do you think that is?"

"Probably just an animal or something."

Once they were done putting the books away, Sophie got up to leave.

"Wait, hold on. There's something else I need to tell you."

Sophie's heart immediately went crazy.

THIS IS IT! AHHHHHHH! FINALLY! HE'S DOING IT!

Have some self-control.

Do you remember what I represent?

Good point.

Sophie tried to look calm. "What is it?"

Fitz looked nervous.

He's nervous! This is it!

I hate to agree with this imbecile, but he might actually be doing it.

Fitz was stuttering. "Well-l-l I was wondering-ing-ing if you might consider-er-er getting back together.

Sophie smiled. "Of course! I-"

But she was interrupted by the chaos coming from the tree.

"Kamikaze!" Bex shouted as she, Rex, and Lex jumped out of the tree, landing on Fitz, tackling him to the ground.

"You... think... you... can... just... do... that!" Bex shouted in his face, whacking him with each syllable.

Rex hit him repeatedly with Grady's boy-bat, the spikes scratching him. "Team... Foster... Keefe... is... the... best!"

Lex began to pour tar over Fitz, who was struggling against the grasps of the other triplets. "We will never let a fellow prankster down!"

As the tar began to harden, Bex poured out a giant bag of feathers onto him. "This is for Keefe!"

The triplets then took the tarred and feathered Fitz, who was begging for mercy, and tied him up in a giant ribbon, and presented him to Sophie.

Bex manically grinned at her, and then began reading from a piece of parchment. "Keefe told us to do this if this ever happened. So, Ms. Foster, here is your fresh, tarred and feathered chandelier-head. He has successfully passed the Foster-Torture-Test, to see if you are ready for the extreme amounts of pain and torture you will acquire by dating Sophie Foster. Invented by the owner of the most glorious hair on earth, Keefe Sencen."

Sophie couldn't help but laugh. "I guess Keefe will never stop being Keefe, even if he's in a coma."

Bex whistled, and Wynn and Luna arrived. The triplets hopped on the alicorns and rode away.

Sophie and Fitz sat there. for the rest of the day, with Sophie obliviously snuggled up next to a very scarred Fitz, who was in extreme pain and had been concussed several times, his screams for help muffled by the tar. To the uneducated observer, it would look like she was snuggling a very strange large chicken, who had the words "Chandelier Head" tattooed on their chest. Sophie sighed contentedly, as Fitz desperately tried to escape his sticky bonds.

Ahh... I needed to get that Fitz-bashing out of my system after seeing how he treated Sophie in Legacy. IF HE WANTS TO GET BACK WITH HER, HE'S GOTTA PAY. No cliffhangers! But there still is a mystery...