Previously on Intro Adventures:
You know what, you've already seen this. Let's just get on with it.
GT: Do I really have to do this?
Me: (in my best announcer voice) Well, if you refuse, you get fed to... the crowd!
Crowd: (bares teeth)
GT: Are... they even human?
Me: I don't know!
GT: Great.
Me: Now introducing... Stina!
Stina:What's going on? Where am I?
Me: Well, I'll let you two chat. We need to have a commercial break before the big event. I'll be in the break room. (Leaves)
GT: Ummm... Hi?
Stina:Did he trap you too?
GT: Yeah, he likes torturing me.
Stina: Same! He likes to keep me around for random moments.
GT:I wish I was free.
Stina: Judging by how insane he is, I feel the same way.
GT: So, where did he kidnap you from?
Stina: Well, I'm from a place called the Lost Cities.
GT: He's told me about it. He made me read the- actually, never mind.
Stina: So where are you from?
GT: Well, you probably haven't heard of it either. It goes by the name of the Gtatemp Forums...
Me: (Sipping pitt cola) That was nice. Time to get back to the show.
GT and Stina: (barge in) Attack! (tackle me to the ground) (tie me up)
Me: Mrphhhhhh!(What the heck is going on?)
GT: We did it! We actually defeated him! We can go home!
Stina: It was simple, really. All we had to do was get past the robot waffle guards. I think the crowd tried to eat them.
GT: Well, I guess this is goodbye...
Stina: Wait a second. There's something I need to do. (Kisses GT)
GT: (Is so shocked he doesn't know how to react.)
Stina: Well, see you later handsome. (Walks through portal)
Me: (wakes up) What happened?
GT:(watches as portal closes) Well, at least one of us got to go free(sighs wistfully)
Me: (Looks at him) Let me see what happened. (Looks at security tapes)
Me: YOU KISSED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
GT: She was nice.
Me: Well, you're never going to see her again...
GT: WHAAAAAAAAAT!
Me: In Intro Adventures! Because it's finally time for you to have your own original adventure!
GT: And I'll get to see her?
Me: Yes.
GT: Let's do this thing.
Me: LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN!
Stuff!
I know I took a little bit to get this out and for that I'm sorry. I had writers block. So, first of all, a lot has happened recently. I have published my oneshots and KOTLC reacts combined with GT's adventure(Still too lazy to type out the full name). They turned out pretty well, and for the fluffy oneshot poll, Sokeefe seems to be winning, but Sofitz iz catching up! So vote! It will be super fluffy. Now let's respond to comments for no apparent reason!
A very obsessed fangirl: I know! A spy! And it'll take a frustratingly long time to finally find out who it is!
Mythicalis4real: Not if it was animated. Jensi will have a big part to play! You will get some seriously hilarious triplet action, hopefully soon. Actually, good question. I'll answer it for once. It was actually made by Elwin, but for another use... More secrets! More questions!
ArrowOfTheMoonlark(comment 1): I'm glad to know that you like it! You are on the top of the list of people I'm going to send GT to, (right above Cary Swirls), after he finishes his adventure. I don't want to risk messing up the timeline- Nah, I want to see him tortured too much. He's all yours! Just PM me what happens.
ArrowOfTheMoonlark(comment 2): YEEEEEESSSSS! SOMEONE FINALLY CRACKED IT! YOU WIN! YOUR PRIZE IS A TEASER FOR ANY CHAPTER! SO USE IT WISELY! For the rest of you, it decoded into this:
Wow, you must be really antisocial to have this much time on your hands. Go outside. But if you want to continue, go to (it says the link here but it blocks it)
Huh, the link should've worked. Try going to bit. ly /3c8eyIa (remove the spaces)
roseareader: YOU'VE ALREADY PREWRITTEN CHAPTER 10! Okay, that is impressive. REX, BEX, AND LEX DO TEAM UP WITH KEEFE! IT'S IN ONE OF MY STORIES I'LL WRITE CALLED THE FABULOUS MISADVENTURES OF THE TROUBLE TROOP! NOBODY VOTED FOR IT! I WILL WRITE IT ONE DAY. Yes, a teaser would be amazing! You really are a great writer. Hmmm... maybe I'll send GT to you someday...
Everybody, there are some REALLY GOOD STORIES THAT NEED MORE COMMENTS! THEY ARE SUPER GOOD! COMMENT ON THEM!
1. Hearing Thoughts by Roseareader
2. Teal Blossom by Cary Swirls
3. Keeper of the Lost Cities: Wanderling by IStillHopeForSophex(This needs the most! Just kidding. Please comment on the other ones, and maybe on this one? But mainly the other ones)
I have finally finished the plot for wanderling, and it's going to be a real rollercoaster, emotion-wise, plot-wise, and otherwise. Seriously, you will cry and laugh and eat mallowmelt.
I have recently discovered the wonderful world of percabeth. I have also discovered the horrifying world that is not frazel. Frazel is life. Yes, I'm a huge Harry Potter and PJO fan. Check out my KOTLC reacts/GT's adventure!
Now, on with the story!
Nine
Sophie didn't think she heard him right.
A spy? In the Black Swan? How would they have taken the oath correctly?
Judging by the expressions around them, the others were just as shocked.
Jensi was the first to break the silence. "How is this even possible? They wouldn't have been able to get past the oath."
Mr. Forkle seemed as confused as they were. "To be honest, we don't really know. That's the reason I called you all here today. Judging by the amount of information leaked, they seem to have access to secrets only high-ranking members would have access to. You all have done a good amount of damage to the Neverseen and have been rigorously vetted, so it simply doesn't make sense. We need to figure out how they got past the oath, and who it is Immediately."
Sophie processed what he had said, and she suddenly stiffened.
The spy is in the room with us. That's why he called us here.
Why didn't he just say that there was a spy?
Because that would cause a massive panic.
That's good.
How is that good?
Because panic sometimes causes danger which could lead to Sophie getting saved and falling in love, and then eventually getting married-.
You're getting desperate.
Very.
Mr. Forkle was careful not to make eye contact with anyone in the room. "I don't want to have people voice their suspicions, lest this turn into a witch hunt. We are going to instead take another method, that's a bit more hardcore. If you give your permission, we will monitor all your imparter activities, locations, and other aspects of your lives. This is a huge invasion of privacy, so I'm leaving up to you as a collective to decide. If one person objects, we will not go through with this. Does anyone object?"
The entire room remained silent.
Mr. Forkle nodded gravely. "So be it."
One of the ironic flaws of having an entire squadron of paranoid bodyguards watching her day and night was that she didn't notice any difference to her daily life, because they already monitored all aspects of her life. Grady monitored the self-named "Evil Beings From Other Worlds That Should All Be Destroyed Immediately" aspect that she was fairly sure translated into "Boys" quite seriously. Sandor and Bo managed the actual ones.
As Sophie walked towards the Leapmaster to go back to Havenfield, she saw Dex talking with Fitz. Sophie walked over. "What are you guys talking about?"
Fitz transmitted to her. Something I can't tell you right now. I'll tell you later
"Mallowmelt."
"Great. Well, see you tomorrow."
Sophie wondered what Dex and Fitz could possibly be talking about. It wasn't like the were best friends or anything...
Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Is she JEALOUS?
I think she is! But don't get your hopes up. She's jealous that Dex has other friends. Huh, I remember when it was the other way around...
DEX IS THE BEST! DON'T DISS DEX!
Just leave the emotion to me, okay?
Fine.
Sophie sighed and walked to the Leapmaster.
As Sophie tried to comb her stubborn hair, she heard a commotion out the window. Sandor was tackling someone to the ground.
Sandor shouted. "Bo! I need backup! We have an intruder!"
Bo came running, and jumped on top of them, forming a giant dog pile.
Sophie was about to go out when she noticed that Grady and his boy-bat were missing. Realizing there was only one person it could be, she quickly ran outside. "Stop! Jensi's okay!"
As Sandor and Bo grudgingly got off of him, Sophie could see that Jensi had acquired a black eye in the process. Jensi stumbled up, and wheezed. "Sophie, I think your bodyguards might be a tad too aggressive." then promptly collapsed on the ground.
Elwin examined Jensi. "Ms. Foster, you really do seem to be a magnet for danger," he joked.
Jensi was lying on a cot right next to Keefe, whose puddle of drool had grown into a medium-sized pond. "Elwin, you really should put a bucket or something for the drool."
"I tried, but it just overflowed."
"Does he even have that much water in his body?"
"I'm afraid to answer that question."
"So, what's the damage?"
"You probably don't want to know, but he'll be in here for a while."
Sophie felt incredibly guilty. "Is there any way to speed up the process?"
Elwin laughed. "If I had a way to instantly repair internal bleeding and almost every bone broken in the body, your time spent in here would be cut in half."
This didn't help. It just made it worse.
Well, it's his fault he didn't pre-register two weeks beforehand and undergo a screening process.
Are you kidding me? How would he know to do that?
The pamphlet.
There is no pamphlet!
They must of told them somehow.
THEY MESSED UP!
Oh. I guess that could be right.
As Sophie reached for her crystal, she took a look at Keefe and Jensi, both sleeping peacefully, both in comas.
And both of them are your fault.
Lay on the guilt!
Guilt is not good.
But it might make her go insane, then which all her friends would abandon her except-
Dex!
No! It would be... um...
Let me guess, you can't decide?
What? No! Totally not! It would be... um... Shawn Mendes!
That wouldn't work on so many levels. And Sophendes sounds stupid.
I can't argue with that.
Finally.
I got the moooooooooves like jagger!
That's Maroon 5! Pick a pop star!
I CAN'T!
Sophie sighed, rubbed her eyes, and leaped back to Havenfield.
As Sophie walked around the house for the second time that day, she saw that Dex had come by, because Iggy was now a sparkly pink, and it looked like Dex had put a fake unicorn horn on his head. Sophie couldn't help but laugh as Iggy frantically squirmed around, trying to remove the horn with his tongue. But when Sophie got to her room, she saw a battered Jensi standing in her doorway, with several scars that definitely weren't from her bodyguards. He looked at her and spoke in a grave, deep voice, that didn't sound like it belonged to him. "Sophie, we need to talk. Now."
Cliff + Hanger = Cliffhanger
Cliffhanger + Fan = Dead Author