As the engine of the RV starts to mutter and a fat pink cow starts to setup a camera while a weird brown bull pushes the RV all the way into the camera's sight.
"Welcome to best show of your lifes, metaphorically of course" Vanilla said with pride. Tor walks up to the camera and interrupts Vanilla's weird introduction, "Sorry about my wife here, she is way too damn prideful and confident sometimes, but anyway th-".
Tor gets interrupted back by Vanilla as her face turns red in anger and uses Body Slam on Tor, paralyzing him. "My husband INTERRUPTED me but that's ok. This is Total Pokémon RV, a show on the road, 28 contestants battling for a trip to the Isle of Armor." Vanilla explained. "As you see all the contestants are already in the RV, you can check it out yourselves".
Vanilla said as the camera zooms in the RV. Now we see our 28 contestants talk-; Wait we are missing two contestants, where could they be? The RV shakes up and down and we find the cause of the shaking and the two contestants.
"OH FUCK ME, DADDY, PUT SOME MORE EGGS IN ME, DADDY!" As Pops moans as she is getting fucked in the pussy by our amazing character: Side. "You like that, don't you, you slutty singing whore." Side said as he is fucking her like a fleshlight.
Now to the other contestants. Side's best friend, Aiden face palmed because he knew what was happening. Paulie walked up to Aiden and said "Bro, whatever is happening back there seems crazy, bro". "Oh it is crazy all right." Aiden said with disgust as he shivers. "My name is Paulie, what's your name?" Paulie asked as he extends his pincher for a handshake. "My name is Aiden, nice to meet you, Paulie." Aiden said with a smile as he shakes Paulie's pincher.
"So dude, I have a question for you." Paulie said. "What is it?" Aiden asked. "Bro, would there be gay people in this show?" Paulie asked. "Probably, Paulie, I don't know." Aiden answered.
As a Porygon2 named Becky stares at Aiden menacingly and said angrily "YOU!". Rotor was sitting next to them being confused and Aiden eyes widened as Becky shouted his name. "H-h-hey Becky, how are you?" Aiden said while he was frightened. "YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PUNCHED ME OFF A CLIFF!" Becky yelled.
"It was probably an acciden-;" Becky interrupts Paulie by saying "MIND YOUR BUSINESS!". As Rotor told begins to calm Becky down, Aiden felt bad but he didn't care nonetheless. "What's got their hardware in a bunch?" Paulie asked. "I punched Becky of a cliff on accident on a show we were on." Aiden answered. Shrimp walks all cool like, but he trips himself over and he tumbled and rolled into the door in to the kitchen. "Ow that hurt a lot" Shrimp winced. Cleo flew over to Shrimp and told him 'Be careful, Shrimp.'. Shrimp nodded in agreement, then behind Shrimp was Venus healing him. "Are you okay, sir?" Venus asked. Shrimp nodded to the question, after that Cleo looked at Venus and asked for her name. "My name is Venus and my husband; Jupiter is sleeping in one of the cabins here." Venus answered. "Oh okay, I am Cleo and that doesn't solve who is breeding in the cabins." Cleo said.
"It does solve one thing though". Future said while getting up from the seat and stretches. Cleo asked "What does that solve?". Future scans the wall, checking for anything, then Future found something and projected it on the front wall. The projection shown Jupiter sleeping, then he moved to a projection of Side and Pops fucking.
"What the hell," Shade took a minute. "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS THAT!?". U doesn't care at all, but taps Venus on her shoulder. "I have an idea".
"What is the idea?" Venus asked. "We need to stop them because it's not bad but it's shaking the fucking RV." U answered
While everyone is on hiatus about Side and Pops fucking, three Pokémon: Ezekiel, Chuck and Melon are in a separate cabin chatting about how they are and where they are from.
"Melon, where are you from?". Chuck asked " You seem more powerful than an average Uxie even if you are a shiny."
"I am from a universe called the Pixel Tamer Universe, where everyone is smarter and a little more powerful than usual…". Melon answered. "A lot of trainers in my universe use different copies of me as in clones, I guess.".
"Damn you seem like a god in your universe." Ezekiel said "It's okay though, you are awesome to me and Chuck here." Chuck nodded in agreement.
"Thank you, guys." Melon said "You guys are the best in this weird ass RV." The three of them laughed, having a gay 'ole time. Melon touched Ezekiel's cold back since he is an Avalugg. "That is so cold." Melon shivered. Chuck laughed and gave Melon an oran berry for their troubles. Melon ate the berry and heard people talking outside their room. All three of them went outside their room to the main room.
"Wait a minute." Cleo made the crowd gave her their full undivided attention. "Rotor become the TV on their room and scare them." Everyone liked the plan. Since Rotor was a Rotom, he looked for the room the two Pokémon were breeding in.
"Hey Aiden." As the weird Gengar called him. Aiden walked towards the weird Gengar calling him name since they knew each other from another show. "What is it, Shade?" Riolu asked. "Remember that fucktard account named 'Epic Dinosaurs XD XD'?" Shade asked. "Yeah, the troll who decided to destroy our discord server." Aiden answered. Shade pointed at the Beedrill and Aiden followed Shade's to said Beedrill. "So that's the fucker!" Aiden said angrily.
Meanwhile, Rotor found the room and became the TV and saw Side mating pressing Pops the Primarina. "STOP!" Rotor shouted. The two Pokémon stop what they were doing and they turned around staring at him. "Did you just stop me from giving my girl the excitement ?!" Side questioned. In response, Rotor ran out the room with Side and Pops chasing them.
Genesis is still rolling the camera footage. Everyone celebrated except Melon, Chuck and Ezekiel because they had no fucking clue what was happening. Elizabeth the Vespiquien started laughing at Rotor because of how Rotor was such a pussy. Her husband, Spear the Beedrill tried tp stop her from laughing before the three Pokémon running came to the main room. "Why are stopping me from laughing, Spear?" Elizabeth asked. "I don't know it's just that you are laughing at that Rotom y'know." Spear explained. As Spear was waiting for a response, Shade and Aiden decided to beat his ass and Elizabeth had to help her husband. As Drak tried to get Aiden and Shade off of Spear, Side and Pops chased Rotor into the room, everyone was on except the hosts. Everyone looked at the two. Cleo was trying to talk until she was interrupted by an engine starting.
The contestants looked up at the hosts on the screen. "As you all know this is a game show, that you are all in for." Vanilla said. "We are headed to Celadon City in Kanto so everyone get their bags into their rooms and come back to the main room. Everyone started to get their backs and pick a room, they set their bags in their rooms. They come back to the main room.
As the contestants get seated. Vanilla was telling them about the rules of the damn game. The RV is slowly driving it's way to Kanto.