I AM FINALLY FREE FROM WRITERS BLOCK! YEEEESSSS!
Only TWO PEOPLE voted. Fin, I'm putting it in now.
Another one writes the fluff(A parody of another bites the dust) by IStillHopeForSophex
Oh, let's go
Fanfiction writers roam the street
Looking for ideas while they go
Ain't no sound but the sound their feet.
Writing tools ready to go
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of their brains, the ideas rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one writes the fluff
Another one writes the fluff
And another one does, and another one does
Another one writes the fluff
Hey, I'm gonna ship you two
Another one writes the fluff
How do you think fans will get along
Without fluff when you're gone?
You drew them in for comments they had.
And then kicked them with a hiatus
Are the fans happy, are they satisfied?
How long can you keep the hiatus?
Out of their brains, the ideas rip
To the sound of the beat.
Another one writes the fluff
Another one writes the fluff
And another one does, and another one does
Another one writes the fluff
Hey, I'm gonna ship you two
Another one writes the fluff
Hey
Oh take it
Write the fluff
Really fluffy!
Hey
Another one writes the fluff
Another one writes the fluff oww
Another one writes the fluff hey hey
Another one writes the fluff eh eh
Oh shoot out
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a ship
And sink it to the ground
You can "just friends" it, you can have cheating,
You can treat it bad and leave it when it struggles
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of their brains, the ideas rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat oh yeah
Another one writes the fluff
Another one writes the fluff
And another one does, and another one does
Another one writes the fluff
Hey, I'm gonna ship you two
Another one writes the fluff
Oh shoot out, hey hey, all right
Admittedly not one of my best works, but I tried.
Comments! (And there are a lot of them. Thank you for that.)
Abubble124: I feel the exact same way. Every time, I'm like, "Oh, that was a killer twist, I'm never going to be able to top that," but then I do. Fedex will survive on in our fanfiction, and if they do have it in the books, I am going to die of happiness. That is the reason why I'm not happy that much.
Duh: It's been a while since we've had a guest review. I know, I know, I was just staring out writing fanfiction when I wrote the first chapters. Thank you for telling me, feedback is always appreciated.
ArrowOfTheMoonlark: Actually, I can read the first line with surprising ease. Sophie has changed, and she's been in the process of changing for the previous chapters. MAPLE SYRUP!
A very obsessed fangirl: You are literally one of the only people who is not freaking out because of tam. Instead, you're EXCITED! I salute your optimism. Don't make any assumptions about marella yet, that's all I'm saying. ;)
Cary Swirls(Yes, I know you changed your name, but for some reason my mind thinks that because you commented with that name, I should respond with that name. Stupid mind.): You can't talk to computers, that's crazy. That's what rocks are for! Let's just say my april fools pranks involved shooting bears at people. (I had to use the gummy variety due to cutbacks)
Elizabethornton: Keep shipping diana! Just because one character likes someone in a relationship doesn't mean you can't be happy for that couple! I'm glad my writing moved you that much.
HorsebackRider: Not sure if that username means what it says, but I do enjoy horseback riding. I'm glad you like it! I'm also glad that this is helping alleviate boredom. That is a noble cause,.
Linhsongisthebest: No joke, there is actually another sophex shipper on here called Linh Song, who's favorite character is also Linh Song, and has a fondness for dex. Probably just a coincidence. Anyways, it's nice to find another sophex shipper! (Note: I know this because of another review you made, on my reacts.) Yeah, sofitz is probably the biggest threat to sophex. Also, I'm not in a fitz-liking mood right now.
Linhsongisthebest: I don't know if you know this or not, but I end all my reviews with those exact words,
thereisaredeemer: You're not the first person to ask about the triplets, actually. I do like them, and please keep scrutinizing, because that helps me, and it also will help you figure out startling revelations about the plot. Mr Forkle didn't only recruit them because of their power, everything will be revealed in due time...
Jaya: I'm really glad you like my writing! The plot for wanderling has already been written, and I can't tell you whether it will be the OTP or not, but I do suggest you check out my sokeefe fluff. It's called fluff, fluff, and more fluff.
Sorry about the mini-hiatus, I had a serious case of writer's block.
I have decided to accept my fast-paced writing style! This doesn't have to be exactly like how SM writes.
Also, thinking realistically, this will be long, but it won't be as long as a whole novel most likely. But it will be very long hopefully.
Oh, by the way, I have teamed up with A very obsessed fangirl to write a funny crossover story between GT and the crowd from swan song, called the Abyss of Author-Hating. Check it out!
Now, on with the story!
Fourteen
Time paused. Or it at least seemed that way for Sophie. In the intense wave of emotion that was currently going through her, she released it in a powerful telepathic wave, that seemed to shake the very foundations of the universe. She knew she must be dreaming somehow, and then her surroundings changed.
We see a small room, with two figures in it. We can't see their faces, but we can hear them. They have a file in front of them. After looking at it, they start to talk.
The first figure holds the file up, scrutinizing it.
"This can't seriously be for real."
"You bet it is. Orders straight from the very top."
"They can't be serious! Nothing on this scale has ever been done before. And for good reason!"
"Not true. It has been done once."
"The damm moonlark, I know, but not on this scale! And the moonlark is much less powerful!"
"Well, we'll be the first."
"Do you want to know how many failed attempts the Black Swan had creating the moonlark? Do you?"
"Well, we're not the Black Swan."
"This was done on embryos, on a minuscule scale compared to what this is proposing, and it would be on a grown elf!"
"Why? It isn't like it's happening to you."
"Well, I happen to care about what happens to other people, okay?"
"That won't serve you well here. You know that."
"Isn't our mission to help elves by eradicating humans? It seems now that we're simply fighting against the black swan."
"I've told you once, I've told you a million times. The black swan are a threat to our mission, and threats must be eliminated."
"What about the council? They don't agree with our mission, and yet we're not focusing on them."
"The council will be dealt with in due time. But the black swan is much more competent."
"I can't argue with that. But what are we doing to help complete our main mission?"
"Don't you see the other applications of this?"
"You don't mean..."
"Oh, yes I do."
"That would work! I understand now. And once we complete the mission, we can go back to our normal lives! The black swan will have nothing to fight for anymore, and it isn't like we want to take over, so as long as we don't get caught-"
"You're forgetting one thing."
"What? What am I forgetting?"
"Those silly fools will keep persecuting us no matter what. We'll have to go into hiding"
"But my family-"
"Will be taken care of. You signed up for this."
"I didn't know! This whole place is full of secrets! If I known earlier-"
"Well, it's too late now. You have devoted yourself to the cause."
"Fine."
"Be glad that you will help do good in the world."
"I am glad! I just wish it didn't come at this cost."
"Everything comes at a cost. Some are just more expensive than others."
"But is it truly worth it? What if they have mercy on us?"
"They won't. Remember Gethen?"
"Yes, and he deserved it. That man was plain evil."
"I know. It seems like more and more evil lunatics join our cause every day, instead of the rational free-thinkers we used to be."
"The Neverseen used to be great. Now? It's just a whole bunch of demented, blood-thirsty psychopaths bent on world domination, barely controlled by the few sane ones left. The original mission has been lost to time."
"The only new member we got who actually cared was Glimmer, and she got pulled over to the other side, thanks to Gisela's antics."
"Don't get me started with Gisela. That woman is the reason of the state of decay in the Neverseen. She's as crazy as can be. Remember when she risked starting the timeline to extinction just to kidnap a boy we didn't even need?"
"She's a nutcase alright. Come on, we need to get to work."
As the two figures walk out the door, we can now see the title on the file. It reads one word:
"Caravel."
The dream broke, and everything reset.
Grief. Shock. Disbelief. While these were emotions going through Sophie's mind, they were all pushed aside as she frantically ran towards the cave exit, racing after Tam, her legs carrying her as fast as she could. She was not going to let it end like this. She was not going to lose Tam. Not today.
As she raced towards Tam's brooding figure, she tripped over a rock, and promptly fell onto her face, reminded of the reason that Sandor used tripwire to keep her from escaping from her bedroom.
The noise attracted Tam's attention, and he quickly looked back, and noticed her. He significantly picked up his pace, now in a full sprint. Sophie saw that he was almost to the exit. She couldn't let him let him leave. Not now.
Desperate, she climbed up a medium-sized bolder, jumped off, and teleported away, praying that she would somehow stop him.
When Sophie opened her eyes, she immediately knew where she was. This was the in-between space where light traveled through, only accessible through leaping, and apparently, teleportation. She stared around in wonder, particles that would reform into people traveling on streams of light. It was truly majestic, but this was no time for sightseeing. She got up and ran towards the streams, searching for the one carrying Tam. Almost immediately she spotted him, the only stream coming from the woods, and, on instinct, scooped his particles out of the stream. What happened next wasn't pretty.
First, the stream seemed to completely stop. It paused momentarily, like it was confused. Then, it started ejecting the rest of the particles out of the stream, and Sophie could see them gathering together. Then, starting with his bones, it began to somehow "build" him, with the marrow being encircled in the rest of the bone, then the muscles and tendons started to grow back, then the organs, and it kept going on and on, like some sort of cheap budget horror movie. Sophie couldn't look away, the process holding some sort of gruesome fascination. Eventually, his skin started to grow back, and Sophie looked away as his clothes came back. Finally, it finished, and Sophie instinctively took a step back. Tam stumbled up, and looked at her, confused.
"Who the hell are you?"
You thought I couldn't get any eviler, but then, this happened.
Next chapter coming at an unknown date!