Attention to those who love this story and all the random hilarity: In the spirit of Awesome (Black Rose Authoress) A form shipping account for Kaye has been created. You can now ask 'her' any question or leave any comments you would like. Even Edstalker can get questions. Actually any character can get asked anything. Interaction in all its hilarity with any of them. The sky is the limit. Now, since the idea was borrowed from Black Rose Authoress who has a Leon and Johnson formspring (Go on it and ask the guys questions...it. Is. AWESOME) I recommend you take a gander at her incredibly stories if you haven't already. If you have, you know what I'm talking about...and you most likely agree to the awesome. Now...back to the very impotant update to the status of this story!

Whoa, I never thought I would be continuing this again. I mean, I think pretty much that the plot to this story is dead...like really gone. I have no where else to take it. What began as simple Edward abuse stemmed to something more. I look back on the writing of the previous chapters which were, of course, meant to be awful and I scowl because...it is in fact that awful. Anyway, I think that the way this story is going to continue to run will be an assortment of one shots. Where I left off, it gave the general idea that Edward was turning human. He was. I think that in later one shots a newly human/hybrid Edward will appear, the Authors Olympus will also make more appearances but they will be less important. What I'm saying is that this story will continue as fun one shots because the plot is lost. I have no where else to take it (maybe I mean stranger things have happened. Who knows, maybe I can eventually continue the main story ark).

About Kaye, as I've gotten messages about her asking how she got into Twilight, well, I would say to read Harry Potter and the Real Girl (also a dead story at the moment may be rewritten) but where would the fun in that be? So I'll answer here. Kaye was born in the real world, she is a fan of anime and books but not series like Harry Potter and she hasn't even read Twilight...well not really. How she came into the Twilight book world was by freakish chance. Unlike in H.P.A.T.R.G Kaye didn't have The Deathly Hollows in her possession when she found the Galleon that she later made into a charm-which transported her to another world. She had Twilight in her hands when the Galleon transported her. Thats how she ended up in Twilight. Simple as that.

Kaye isn't a typical Marry Sue or rather she's an anti Marry Sue. She isn't beautiful, she's plain and she's vulgar and mean. Any characters that seem to originally have crushes her or want to be with her slowly get over it because she's mean and too much to deal with-except for Edward who is a masochist plain and simple. If I could describe Kaye as anyone...it would be Eiri Yuki. She's just as much as a bastard as he is, she's in love with a complete monster who betrayed her trust and she just doesn't like anyone. She's also a writer-you see what I did there. I added to her character, writing...because she needed something to do and like that had nothing to do with Hetalia. And she smokes, drinks lots of coffee and beer. She likes strawberry short-cakes also-another Eiri-ism. Huh...I think I might know where I got inspiration for her character. Oh, you guys can spout out love for Eiri Yuki being like the "best guy ever" all you want, you know he was a bastard (but I love that bastard!)

Now, lets get to Edward. Hmmm...we all know he's a perverted undead stalker with control issues. We know that he cannot read the atmosphere despite being able to read minds. We know that he's a fantastic cook, loves to clean and just loves to watch people as they sleep. We know this. Of course, this Edward has more personality then his original. Not by much but he's better then the original. This Edstalker's got personality. I think I mentioned it before, Edward is Shuichi to Kaye's Eiri Yuki. Some of you expressed your confusion over this but if you be so kind as to think about previous chapters-specifically when they were still in high school, then you will understand my meaning. Its pretty obvious. (Weird...I think I should put this as a Crossover with Gravitation? Maybe? I dunno.)

As for the others? Well, in all actually Bella (with personality) and Mike (isn't stupid) have become favorites...in this. I mean, every time someone writes them in a way that differs from the original author...they seem to be better because SMeyer really didn't try to give them personalities. Mike gets Bella in this story, she doesn't fall for some supernatural being which was pretty awesome to write. I prefer Bella with balls and a strong head on her shoulders anyway. Original Bella can bite it. Well, I've take up too much of your time as it is. Now allow me to upload the next chapter-one shot of Edward Cullen and the Real Girl. All new chapters are going to be tracks. Example, what I'm uploading now will be called Track 1. After that will follow Track 2. I might just make a new story all together after Track 1, I don't know. Also, if you enjoy Track 1 enough then you should probably give your thanks to Novi Zemog who expressed interest in a continuation of Edward abuse hilarity.

Track 1 will be uploaded in about a day or two since I'll actually have time to fix any mistakes that have been made in them. Also, remember, you have a question for these wacky bunch of characters you can give Kaye's profile a visit at formshipping. You'll find her at: http: / www . formspring . me /Kaye 7 Winchester

Obviously you should remove the spaces.

~Muse Chan.

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