The great majority of Shinobi do not want to be Academy teachers, hell, most don't even want to be assigned Genin teams. Most of these young ninja-in-training tended to be whiney, snobby, worshipping, or an ugly combination of all three. The general thought that the militaristic lifestyle of the village was all fun and games, tended to prey on the bitter emotions of elder Shinobi. While yes, some Jonin had… eccentric personalities, most tended to stray from SOMETHING traumatizing. The thing was that Academy students were the worst when it came to being whiny shinobi worshipers and general nuisances. Even the clan chibi's ended to be occasional troublemakers.

The rare few who held this particular job were often revered as having the strongest mental fortitude of all Shinobi. The statement above is incorrect. The one Chunin-sensei who somehow managed to enjoy his job while keeping a firm hold on his sanity was revered as the Shinobi with the strongest mental fortitude. Coincidently, he was also the only person (Hokage excluded) who could wrangle some of the more wayward Jonin into Hospital trips. This magical, amazing, awe-inspiring Chunin was known as Iruka. Naturally, this meant that poor Iruka handled A LOT of things normal Shinobi just couldn't do.

Poor Iruka was often given the job of organizing missions and mission reports. With that assignment also came the job of tracking down both ANBU and Jonin who thought paperwork was unnecessary. This usually coupled with forcing idiotic Jonin into hospital trips after finding them bleeding out in their apartments while he was tracking them down because of their failure to turn in their forsaken mission report. Do not forget that lovely, poor, over-worked Iruka was also an Academy Sensei, which meant nearly every day he had to deal with winy spoiled brats. He also handled the brattiest of the brats that earned themselves a place in detention. Needless to say, many Shinobi had a healthy respect for the kind Chunin.

This singular overworked sensei was what brought Mizuki into this current situation. Iruka had been called upon to wrangle an injured and moody Hayate into seeking medical attention. For an apparently injured Jonin, he was surprisingly hard to catch, and thus the all-powerful Iruka had been summoned. This of course left no one to deal with the delinquents left over from the days class waiting in detention. The rather disgruntled Chunin-sensei was assigned to deal with the worst of the worst troublemakers, Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke. The three had already been troublemakers before they had banned together.

Previously, Sakura had often been sent to the ' low-security child prison ' for beating up her peers. Boy or girl, she had quickly become known for having the strongest punch in all of the academy. When asked why she so ruthlessly beat them, Sakura blamed engrained sexism and bullying causing her to ' strikeout and cause issues '. The child was too smart for her own good, half the time the teachers didn't even understand what was spilling out of her mouth. Maki-Sensei had quit after the little heathen had spent all of the class time correcting the mistakes present in his presentation about inter-village relations.

Sasuke was another student notorious for cause teachers to quit, retire or mysteriously disappear, never to be heard from again. Now, as the last Uchiha, Sasuke had been given practically everything his little heart could desire. The reverence and attention of the teachers, prime study material, and even both a prime apartment and allowance from the Hokage. Even many of his peers (the majority being the female population) worshipped the ground he walked on. Instead of growing spoiled or even bitter, the little demon decided that anyone who showed him bias was going to be terrified out of their wills by a Genjutsu no one knew how he learned. He had been the cause of several untimely retirements and even a few hospital trips.

While both Sasuke and Sakura had impressive track records, Naruto was in his own special category. As only an Academy Student he had already earned a title for himself as The Demon of Konohagakure. It was a title brought upon by multiple instances and events that if compiled would be nearly several books to many. Generally, though the title had come from two sperate groups, the first being the villagers and the second being any sort of political official currently in Konoha. The first obviously stemmed from him being the current Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune. The other was from the form one needed to sign that said, in shorter terms, 'If you are attacked by the Demon of Konoha, it's not our problem'.

Recently, however, the Hokage had been working to revise the as for mentioned form. This was due to the fact that Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto had recently begun to band together, unfortunately causing more chaos. Now the Three Demons of Konoha were included on the form as well as more warnings about them and a more explicit ' not our problem '. Many politicians visiting the village for the first time during the reign of the Three Demons, had been confused by the strange new addition in their travel papers. For the poor, poor elder Hokage, it wasn't long before the trio decided to expand their MO to any foreigner that entered the village. The Hokage drown his sorrows in sake and an obscene amount of paperwork.

Thus, Mizuki was not looking forward to keeping an eye on the troublesome delinquents.

The three tiny pre-Genin Academy student demons sat shoulder to shoulder with an eerie silence hanging over them. Sasuke looked to be brooding out the window, Sakura was reading an advanced medical dictionary and Naruto seemed to be writing gibberish on paper. Mizuki marched into the room with a grim and wary expression, like a soldier who knew he was entering a losing battle. The other sensei's had told gory tales about the trouble the trio had caused. Mizuki, being a naturally cynical person, was skeptical about the damage the trio would be able to cause. He was a mid-level Chunin, surely Academy students wouldn't even be able to scratch him. With a grand and exaggerated annoyed sigh, he got their attention.

The trio didn't move a muscle, ignoring him in favor of what currently occupied their attention. With another exaggerated clearing of his throat, he attempted to gain their attention once again. The irate Sensei gained no response. With a low growl, he began to march towards the unsuspecting trio, only to trip over a nearly unnoticeable Ninja wire. With a startled shout he was upside down and tied up in an instant. The illusion of the trio sitting at the desk faded away slowly. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura hopped into the classroom through the window.

"Ne, Sasuke, you're getting pretty good with Ninja wire!" Naruto stated.

Sasuke smirked at the compliment as Sakura began to rummage through the captured Chunin's pockets. Meanwhile, the original Konoha Demon liberated the man of his Kunai pouch. It was then that Mizukii's mind finally caught up with him.

"You brats!" He shouted, "Release me!"

Sakura pushed him slightly which cause the Chunin-Sensei to swing back and forth. She let out a haughty laugh.

"A Chunin can't escape from lowly Academy students!" She said before gapping in feigned horror, "What is the village coming to!"

Mizuki could say nothing more as the girl slapped a piece of tape over his mouth before happily skipping over to the other heathens. He could only watch as they straightened and willed their faces into a natural expression.

Sasuke stepped forward, "The defendant has been accused of bias, sabotage and encouraging sexism. We shall now present the evidence against him."

Sakura pulled out several random pictures of him during training, as well as some tests. Mizuki was gradually beginning to grow more and more worried about the dismissing the other Sensei's warnings so quickly. Sakura held up one of the tests.

"As you can see this is a test completed by Uzumaki Naruto on the topic of why stealth is important for an adequate Shinobi." Sakura held up the answer key, "He was given a failing score that brought down his academic status to the worst in the class. As you can see from this answer sheet we… acquired , the test has been graded incorrectly giving him a lower grade then what he actually would have obtained. With a little bit of digging, we discovered that you, Mizuki-san, had graded this test."

Sakura placed the papers down, while Naruto picked up several photos of Mizuki teaching taijutsu to younger Academy kids.

"While teaching first-year Academy students who deliberately excluded the female students from practicing taijutsu. You said, "I'm sorry but this taijutsu is for boys."" Naruto continued, "Which is totally not a thing you sexist bastard!"

Sakura restrained the fuming boy, while Sasuke stepped forward.

"You have continued to hold biases towards me while excluding other students. For these three transgressions, your sentence will be severe."

Mizuki could only scream as he was covered in glitter, glue, paint, and feathers. Once the Chunin passed out Sakura cut the wire holding him in air. The man fell to the ground with an ungraceful slap. Taking a couple of steps back the trio admired their work. Naruto shook his head, Sakura sighed and Sasuke pouted.

"This isn't severe enough…" Naruto sighed.

Sakura nodded, "Something is defiantly missing…"

"Hn…" Sasuke agreed.

With a snap of his figures, Naruto rummaged through their prank bag for a second. Suddenly, with a great amount of drama, he pulled something out of the bag with a flourish. A sadistic smirk spread across Sakura's face.

"Naruto you crazy genius!" She squealed.

Several hours later, Mizuki could be seen crawling through the village covered in pink glitter in his underwear. His hair was dyed an ugly shade of orange while his face was smeared with a horrid rip off of geisha make-up. Attached to his back was a gravity seal with just amount weight that he could only crawl. The day after the seal wore off, Mizuki left the village, never to return.