Guess what I've spend the day doing?
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or any of it's characters. Nor the IRS – they own me.
IRS Hotline
"I need help filling out the forms."
The voice on the other end of the line sounded young; probably a first-timer. "What specifically?"
"Everything after my name."
She sighed. "Did you have any income this past year?"
"Yeah. It's complicated."
No short form then. "Shoebox?" she asked.
"Pardon?"
"I bet you have your financial papers in a shoebox."
"Two, actually." came the rueful reply.
"Actually, that's good. At least you kept records."
"I'm not certain I even need to file." The boy grasped at straws.
"To quote Franklin, 'the only certainty in life is death and taxes.'"
"Yeah, uh….about that…"