Guy Talk
"That's why I need her so badly. She's the only one who knows me and liked me from before. As a socially inept, not-too-bright, ordinary guy. Sam helps me keep my balance, my sanity. Well, you do too, Tucker, but I'm not going to marry you – no offense."
"None taken. Besides my wife might object."
There was a pause while they sipped their drinks.
"If it makes you feel better, we're not the only ones to notice that sometimes you can still be a socially inept, dim, awkward, clumsy, boring….."
"Thanks."
"No problem. What are friends for?"
"She's also hot."